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Condi rice should hate the guy :)

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HIS grasp of world affairs, never mind the English language, would shame a primary school child.
So it's hardly surprising this spoof briefing between George Bush and national security advisor Condoleezza Rice is sweeping the internet.
Let's hope it is just a joke.

George:Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi:Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George:Great. Lay it on me.

Condi:Hu is the new leader.

George:That's what I want to know.

Condi:That's what I'm telling you..

George:That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?


George:I mean the fellow's name.


George:The guy in China.


George:The new leader of China.


George:The Chinaman!

Condi:Hu is leading China.

George:Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi:I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George:Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi:That's the man's name.

George:That's who's name?


George:Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi:Yes, sir.

George:Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi:That's correct.

George:Then who is in China?

Condi:Yes, sir.

George:Yassir is in China?

Condi:No, sir.

George:Then who is?

Condi:Yes, sir.


Condi:No, sir.

George:Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone.


George:No, thanks.

Condi:You want Kofi?


Condi:You don't want Kofi.

George:No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN

Condi:Yes, sir.

George:Not Yassir! The guy a the U.N.


George:Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi:And call who?

George:Who is the guy at the UN?

Condi:Hu is the guy in China.

George:Will you stay out of China?!

Condi:Yes, sir.

George:And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN


George:All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

Condi:(picking up the phone) Rice here.

George:Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.

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As good as the "O's" sketch by the Two Ronnies. Excellent stuff that rings frighteningly true.

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