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Greatest posts on Doomworld - - ¡All Time Greatest!

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After looking at some topics and posts, I have come across some posts here on Doomworld that I will forever hold as some of the greatest pieces of writing I'll ever come across. post some of the greatest pieces of writing you've read or written. I'll save one from a DWironman challenge including somebody whose name scrabbled is Blood Kryptonite for somebody else, as that has to be made into a song. here are some of the greatest writings I have found. 

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from this topic a few months ago, I had mentioned to @Dark Pulse that the game he was playing had incredibly high health and magic stats, where he responded with, and I quote, 

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Bitch, please.

This had made my day, and I have laughed about it ever since. 

post the funniest, and best posts ever made here on Doomworld, for the sake of nostalgia for our children (Not referring to my cult, although sign-ups are still up online. XD) in 20 years. When our children decide to look here at their parents old works, they will find this, and get a good laugh at something posted here years ago. 

 

any post, from whenever is fine! have fun finding these great lines of poetry! I know I will! :D

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This one might just barely scrape its way into the top 10, partially just because it went semi- viral even outside of Doomworld:

https://www.doomworld.com/forum/post/1984170

(The famous “you humour me greatly” post)


This has to rank for historic interest:

(oldest surviving post on DW)

 

Here’s a thread from 2004 talking about an initial release of Doom Rampage Edition, the second-most infamous wad of all time (afaik) next to wow.wad. None of the posts are particularly hilarious, but it’s an interesting piece of community history:


...Also the “That’s it, no more ZDoom!” crap must be saved somewhere, although I can’t find it. I get it mixed up with Graf’s mental breakdown over lilith.pk3 but I think they were two separate incidents. It’s been a couple years now.
 

There’s way more, mostly relegated to Post Hell, but I can’t really remember them all right off the top like some people can. There have been some doozies, I’ll say that much. I know some REoL stuff has to rank pretty high up there.

 

Edit: Romero sharing a bunch of Doom2 development stuff that was never before seen absolutely ranks high up there!

 

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This one immediately comes to mind as the...weirdest/most insane

 

The more you read on in this thread the more your very reality breaks down

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3 hours ago, STILES said:

This one immediately comes to mind as the...weirdest/most insane

 

The more you read on in this thread the more your very reality breaks down

''Edited February 5 by Omnedeus : I'm awesome!''

 

Even 1.5 years later that OP post still got edited. Truly a post for longevity.

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Bloodite Krypto's butthurt, Shakespearean response to getting caught cheating will forever be my favorite post on here.

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52 minutes ago, lazy91geek said:

Bloodite Krypto's butthurt, Shakespearean response to getting caught cheating will forever be my favorite post on here.

Reading it for the first time just now, I bet it was also tool-assisted.

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1 hour ago, lazy91geek said:

Bloodite Krypto's butthurt, Shakespearean response to getting caught cheating will forever be my favorite post on here.

 

This for me as well.

 

Hoo boy, he had a loud mouth, but exactly zero facts to back that up. All he said basically read as, in tl;dr fashion: "I'm an exceptional Doom god, I don't need cheats to boost myself. All of you who accused me of cheating out of envy have lost all respect."

 

I should mention that that also includes people like ZeroMaster.

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I miss Post Hell. I turn on Scorching Savanna every time I visit Everything Else, but it's not the same.

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2 hours ago, lazy91geek said:

Bloodite Krypto's butthurt, Shakespearean response to getting caught cheating will forever be my favorite post on here.

It's one of the reasons why I decided to register. Thank God Karl made that video covering speedrunning cheaters.

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This one will never get old:

 

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14 minutes ago, Thomas Redgrave said:

 

Why am I not surprised this got mentioned in such a thread.

 

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My one-and-only pro-tip on this matter: What you're reading there is actually missing a lot of context and details, and it's the only thing that anyone will ever see about it. So basically, digging that up is needlessly antagonizing someone without having all the facts.

 

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What about that guy who wrote some complete nonsense that spoke with bits of religion and nonsensical sentencing? He had some WAD with replacements of enemies being Jesus or something plus all enemies on end roster were renamed to "Jew"? It was in Post Hell so it's long gone, I know SOME people here have to remember as it was a great read.

Edit: I just remembered one word in the post: "allegory"

Edited by Armaetus : More context remembered!

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1 hour ago, Armaetus said:

What about that guy who wrote some complete nonsense that spoke with bits of religion and nonsensical sentencing? He had some WAD with replacements of enemies being Jesus or something plus all enemies on end roster were renamed to "Jew"? It was in Post Hell so it's long gone, I know SOME people here have to remember as it was a great read.

Edit: I just remembered one word in the post: "allegory"

 

I think i remember reading that somewhere on the forum, I believe it was a mod based off of Stormer Doom,  Some idiot wanted to make a continuation to the mod with Inspiration from Grezzo 2 thrown in. it really was a great thread, Guy was completely off his rocker

 

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I found this video online, watch it, then reveal the comment. 

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@ZeroMaster010

 

You humour me greatly with your arrogance and contempt, a flood of accusations born from the poison of envy and smite of disrespect. I feel both disappointment and flattery these thoughts would originate from another player who has demonstrated one of a kind talent and has accomplished the impossible, yet is apparently immune from judgement owing to their reputation, do not think your words hold more credibility just because of who you are, being more well known and what you have accomplished in breaking world records and setting ones never previously accomplished, such as with TNT and Plutonia Nightmare. With that being said I will divulge my thoughts on the serious accusations you have set forth.

 

I won't address the individual gameplay scenarios you've highlighted, as the foundation of your argument arises from jealously, this is clear when you contrast my success with your failure, being deluded into thinking you should have surpassed these trials yet cannot absolutely comprehend how someone else can claim victory on a consistent basis, instead I will address my playing ability. You know nothing about who I am or my history with this game, I am exceptionally talented not only at Doom, but other oldschool FPS along with videogames in general. I make speedruns and partake in Ironman out of passion for the game, it is a personal challenge in testing my playing ability to overcome arduous odds, I play for fun, it's about me vs the game and I hold no strong competitive urge or desire to be known as the best, reputation and status are not important to me but having fun is essential.

 

Are you serious when you can't believe someone can beat an Ironman consistently? It's just playing the game without saving or loading, do you not have a fundamental understanding of the core gameplay and how to the play game correctly? Am I the only one who can play aggressively, with an intuitive and innate ability to bend the game to their will and not panic when in a dire situation, but with tactical genius aware of my surroundings and dexterous reflexes can act in the heat of battle and overcome arduous odds? When you highlight cases of RNG, I honestly don't think about it that deeply, I'm confident in what I'm doing, I'll make a risky move and hold strong with faith. I laugh at your baseless accusations of slowdown in reference to Stardate, I'm sure other skilled players such as Mrzzul and Nevanos could playthrough Stardate casually withour prior practice or saving and get just as far. Also bear in mind that I have died in several Ironmans before, do you honestly think their was demo manipulation there?

 

You also demonstrate your ignorance very clearly when you admit you haven't watched my Ironman demos in full, and by watching I do mean actually studying them and assessing each scenario, bearing in mind my experience and ability at Doom which is extradonary, not skipping to a random moment and making up fabrications based on your own failures thinking oh it's impossible, their is no way any player could accomplish that. I do make mistakes, sometimes crucial ones, this is also reflected if you studied my speedruns which are far from perfect and have flaws such as missing shots, awkward movement and poor dodging, however a key skill I have is not panicing when low on health or when the circumstance is dire. Well guess what, I'm one of a kind, no one can play the game like me, every talented player and speedrunner has their own strengths and weaknesses that make them stand out.

 

I am deluded when you suggest someone must have prior knowledge to stand a chance of victory at Ironman. Well look at Demon of the Well, he's not a speedrunner but is known for making FDAs both blind and familiar, he has an exceptional ability at conquering maps on his first attempt, the most prominent example I can think of is rdwpa's MuMe.wad. Does that mean he cheats? Certainly not, he's a talented player who obviously has a high level of playing ability. You also have j4rio and 0xfooba who have accomplished amazing demos that haven't been set before, with the former tysons that should be impossible and the latter UV-Maxes on some the hardest maps devised and speedrun movies of Sunlust. So why would you think my speedruns are cheated, when their are fellow speedrunners who have demonstrated extraordinary playing ability, do not stream and have surpassed my demos? As I certainly have never accussed anyone else of cheating, but respect their accomplishment and admire their tenacity at conquering very hard maps and goals.

 

I have not shown jealously or malice towards fellow speedrunners who have surpassed my demos but silently congratulate and admire their accomplishment, in some cases publicly such as when Ancalagon went back and re-ran Combat Shock in response to when I beat his old runs. I do not look at speedrunning with a competitive eye, thinking I must have the record and surpass my competitor, instead my view is a cooperative one, it's us speedrunners against the game, building on one another's ideas and talent when a new record is set, complementing each other's unique strengths and weaknesses.

 

My question would be why are you accusing and targetting me specifically? I can see from the depths of your arrogance, you believe with absolute certainty you are correct and I must be a cheater with any form of rebuttal being null and void. Well let me state clearly I have nothing to gain, why would I cheat at Ironman when I have pubically stated previously I do not care about winning or if a fellow player surpasses me, this is just fun to me. For speedruns, what would be the purpose in cheating as it's a personal challenge to me, I want to demonstrate to myself I've got the skill and talent to conquer very hard maps, it's about me against the game and I don't feel jealously at a fellow speedrunner who has beaten my record. I make speedruns out of passion and love for the game and not for admiration or self flattery, as long as Andy accepts the demo for DSDA that's all I care about.

 

I am not going to stream as I do not care for an audience and am not influenced by the accusations of an envious stranger. I only streamed briefly for a short time in the past out of curiosity, but it does not interest me nor do I feel passion for it. I haven't watched Twitch in over a year, I was drawn to it in my spare time during the short period prior to my first full time job after finishing my studies. My life has changed a lot in the past two years and their are far more important aspects in life which draw my attention, I have little free time as well. Also you must be very self-conscious if you honestly think one has to stream their demo to demonstrate they aren't cheating, that just indicates your disrespect and distrust towards other players with exceptional playing ability, you'll never be a talented survivalist like me :)

 

Let me make it clear I don't give a damn what you or anyone else thinks of me, when I am passionate about a subject I will speak my mind truthfully even if it means being brash at times, both online and in real life, I won't be intimidated by anyone and will confront them with assertion and confidence. I'm here for fun, making speedruns and commenting on subjects once in a while which capture my eye.

 

Thank you for revealing your true colors, seething with jealously and enveloped by arrogance, you've lost what respect I had for you. If you've come to your senses you will offer an apology, take a good luck in the mirror before you make such a disgusting accusation against a fellow Doom player, who has not caused strife and discord but shows humility and respect with a care free attitude, or will you continue this charade and repeat history, replicating the case of Okuplok? If you do continue to accuse, it will be solely for my amusement as I will not take you seriously and will likely ignore you. Choose wisely.   

 

 

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1 hour ago, Armaetus said:

I just remembered one word in the post: "allegory"

Also oldest topics in Doomworld News are worth to check. Just sort by start date and jump to last page.

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That post where a speedrunner got caught of cheating and wrote a wall of text that's worthy of copypasting is hilarious

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6 hours ago, lazy91geek said:

Bloodite Krypto's butthurt, Shakespearean response to getting caught cheating will forever be my favorite post on here.

It's honestly baffling to me that he decided to cheat in the dwironmans, which are mostly for fun and have no real reward other than acknowledgement from others

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4 minutes ago, Kizoky said:

That post where a speedrunner got caught of cheating and wrote a wall of text that's worthy of copypasting is hilarious

 

 

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1 hour ago, pc234 said:

acknowledgement from others

For some people that can be the most important thing

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8 hours ago, Vic Vos said:

I miss Post Hell.

E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E-D-O-E-S-!-!-!

 

And I mean it. Alright except of Bloodshedder and Linguica cuz they see this place every day and they can be there alone, privately... both?

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Pages 13 through 30 feature idSoftware981 and his ambitions for what Doom 2016 were. The fact that it spans multiple pages for five entire months makes this one of the ironically best moments of DW.

 

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also the LittleTemple thread is not funny at all.

 

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