What's Your Favorite Doom Enemy Ass?

[mewbusi]

https://gaymingmag.com/2019/11/butts-in-classic-doom/

Edited October 12, 2020 by mewbusi

[Jello]

I'm sure Maes will be along shortly, but it's gotta be the Cyberdemon. They chiseled that ass out of marble.

[VandalVinny]

 

[Stigs]

Because this is such an important topic I would like to ask, game specific or any game? Doom one and two would be the Baron of hell, three and four would be the hell knights. Last but not least, for Doom Eternal I would say Doom slayer himself, he's got those THICC CHEEKS. Absolute NUT BUSTERS, a real pair of CLAPPADOO'S, amazing hunk-a-lubba's.

[⇛Marnetmar⇛]

2 hours ago, VandalVinny said:

 

This is the incorrect choice. While the cacodemon quite clearly posesses an asshole, it does not truly posess an ass.

[mewbusi]

5 minutes ago, Marn said:

This is the incorrect choice. While the cacodemon quite clearly posesses an asshole, it does not truly posess an ass.

 

I disagree. While the butt of the cacodemon is not clearly defined, the asshole clearly splits its behind into 2 quite literally round fleshy parts. As they are on the lower rear of the demon they do indeed match the definition of buttocks.

[DoomedFox]

The cyberdemon comes to mind in doom booty memery, but less we forget the lower notch below the cyberdemon. 

 

The baron. 

 

 

[M_W]

This thread exists despite there being only one right answer.

[plums]

 

4 hours ago, mewbusi said:

https://gaymingmag.com/2019/11/butts-in-classic-doom/

 

*sigh* As usual, Heretic gets overlooked...

 

 

 

 

[Doomkid]

Is everyone seriously sleeping on this fine rear end we all know and love?

 

 

I won't lie, this is definitely me when I see a fine imp struttin it's stuff:

[Zulk RS]

All fine choices here but the Cybie Can't be beat in this regard.

 

The cacodemon gets my vote for worst ass in Doom (Arachnotrons and SMs don't have asses so they don't count)

[magicsofa]

I'm just noticing from the article, that mancubus's feet appear to be backwards when facing away:

 

Is this just an age-old doom fact that I missed for all these years?

Anyway, Cybie butt may provide the most bulge for your buck, but I would have to vote for Imp butt. Hers is the cutest

P.S. Why no poll?

[P41R47]

Time to get gross, guys!

 

Spoiler

Just thinking on that pure and meaty blob the Cacodemon is just makes me drool.

An armless and legless piece of ass, it has everything to satisfy what a Marine needs.

And those teeths! Gosh the best pair of teeths i ever see for real!

 

[John Wheel]

I would have said the Cyberdemon, but after checking it... it's a hard choice between the Baron and the Cybie. Hmmmmm.

[The_SloVinator]

Not mine.

[URROVA]

its rare that @Maes didnt commented yet xD

Edited October 12, 2020 by URROVA : nglish bad

[Castelia]

L... Lost Soul? 😳

[mxrgan]

Cyberdemon Ass for life!

[DynamiteKaitorn]

I think someone else already posted this joke but I think it's rather fitting:

[Roebloz]

Cyberdemon definitely has a thicc ass, but the Archvile has a cute little one.

[SOSU]

Damn quarantine has made you all a bit too thirsty :O

Hexen's Wendigo has the coolest ass :) 

[seed]

My own ass ofc.

 

Na, the Cyberdemon's, obviously, it's quite artistic.

[mewbusi]

6 hours ago, magicsofa said:

P.S. Why no poll?

 

Here you go sofa.

[Smouths]

5 hours ago, The_SloVinator said:

Not mine.

Edited October 12, 2020 by Smouths

[Zulk RS]

I... why is Commander Keen an option on the poll!?

[mxrgan]

Why is Commander Keen on the poll? Dude's a fucking kid.

[mewbusi]

2 minutes ago, Zulk RS said:

I... why is Commander Keen an option on the poll!?

He is a Doom 2 enemy.

 

1 minute ago, BucketHoodie said:

Why is Commander Keen on the poll? Dude's a fucking kid.

Lost souls can be seconds old.

[Yumheart]

3 minutes ago, mewbusi said:

Lost souls can be seconds old.

That got oddly sinister.

[mewbusi]

4 minutes ago, C3ntralPr0cessing said:

That got oddly sinister.

Yup.

 

It should be noted however that people can see what you voted for. Commander Keen is there for the list being "complete" and to allow people to publicly out themselves.

 

Also 

 

[mxrgan]

1 hour ago, mewbusi said:

Yup.

 

It should be noted however that people can see what you voted for. Commander Keen is there for the list being "complete" and to allow people to publicly out themselves.

 

Ok, thats a good idea.