What's Your Favorite Doom Enemy Ass?

[Gez]

On dimanche 18 octobre 2020 at 3:19 AM, axdoomer said:

 

They say the brain is the biggest sex organ...

[URROVA]

9 minutes ago, Gez said:

 

They say the brain is the biggest sex organ...

Square and wiry ass

[Zulk RS]

3 hours ago, Theperson said:

You are still going on?

 

Doomworld has needed a thread like this ever since the official skeleton thread died out.

[Yandere_Doomer]

im still the only one who voted for the revenant, seems bonephilia is rare...

[Yandere_Doomer]

On 10/18/2020 at 10:53 PM, CBM said:

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!

 

we have a whole thread of people here, ready to fall prey to the perverse curruption of slaanesh

who the heck is slaanesh?

[Gokuma]

This made it to 7 pages?!

 

Plot Twist: TheMagicMushroomMan is Commander Keen.   Fortunately his Doom 2 sprites are 1-Dimensional.

[Maximum Matt]

I guess the next logical question to ask is: Which member of Id has the best ass?

If someone makes a poll about THAT, I'm betting Romero wins by a landslide

[CBM]

7 hours ago, Deathclaw886 said:

who the heck is slaanesh?

one of the 4 chaos gods in warhammer 40000 and warhammer fantasy

 

Quote

Slaanesh, also known as the Dark Prince, the Prince of Pleasure, the Lord of Excess, the Perfect Prince, and even the Prince of Chaos in the Imperium of Man, is the Chaos God of pleasure, excess and decadence. Lust, pride and self-indulgence are the hallmarks of all who follow it.

Slaanesh is the youngest of the four major Chaos Gods, having come to full sentience within the Immaterium only during the 30th Millennium. While generally referred to as a "he" by Humans and as a female by the Aeldari, Slaanesh is actually neither gender, combining characteristics of both and perfecting them.

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Slaanesh

[Yandere_Doomer]

warhammer 40k, sounds, heavy.

[Zulk RS]

On 10/19/2020 at 4:16 AM, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

Awh man, that sucks. Too bad I have a copy I saved for my grandmother.

 

NSFW warning:

 

www.Shrib.com/whyubanmypost

 

@Deathclaw886

@Dark Pulse

 

Also, this means I beat @Maes, who obviously didn't put in enough effort in getting his post banned ;)

 

Please note that this backup doesn't have the fancy formatting and font flourishes that the copy posted on DW had.

 

 

I realize that since the old one got taken down, I might as well repost what I commented there.

 

[nname]

How is this thread not locked yet?!

[kalaeth]

1 minute ago, xzotikk said:

How is this thread not locked yet?!

mods can't be assed to do it?

[nname]

1 minute ago, kalaeth said:

mods can't be assed to do it?

I dunno, you ass them!

[mewbusi]

On 10/20/2020 at 9:25 AM, Gez said:

 

They say the brain is the biggest sex organ...

 

Just got to fit your dick between the crack in the cerebellum

[Gokuma]

On 10/22/2020 at 1:19 PM, xzotikk said:

How is this thread not locked yet?!

 

On 10/22/2020 at 1:21 PM, kalaeth said:

mods can't be assed to do it?

Sounds like they're doing a half-assed job, but that's much better than doing a whole ass of a job like Facebook mods.

[Gez]

I assume they've assessed this thread has enough class to get a pass and can continue to amass more posts.

[CBM]

On 10/21/2020 at 8:17 AM, Deathclaw886 said:

warhammer 40k, sounds, heavy.

Oh yes

 

It is Pretty metal just like Doom

 

 

[kalaeth]

4 hours ago, CBM said:

Oh yes

 

It is Pretty metal just like Doom

 

 

no decent asses though, 'cause everyone is wearing powersuits.

[Maximum Matt]

On 10/23/2020 at 7:12 AM, mewbusi said:

 

Just got to fit your dick between the crack in the cerebellum

Heh, brainal sex.

 

 

 

^{I apologize.}  

[Vic Vos]

ass pun

ples laugh

[Zulk RS]

27 minutes ago, Vic Vos said:

ass pun

ples laugh

 

I would butt you didn't try hard enough.

[Yandere_Doomer]

On 10/12/2020 at 1:07 PM, PSI Boredom Ω said:

Why is Commander Keen on the poll? Dude's a fucking kid.

well technically, he is not a kid anymore, as he is doomguy's father

[VoanHead]

I wish I could have glutes as powerful as the Cyberdemon’s.

[Maximum Matt]

This is one seriously messed-up thread, yo

[Yandere_Doomer]

have i revived the ass thread?

[Yandere_Doomer]

everyone seems to not have any funny ideas anymore, well, we made it to 7 pages

[VoanHead]

6 minutes ago, Deathclaw886 said:

everyone seems to not have any funny ideas anymore, well, we made it to 7 pages

What did you expect, really?

[Yandere_Doomer]

1 minute ago, VoanHead said:

What did you expect, really?

ass, i expected ass, and i got ass

[seed]

Nah that's right, it seems the good jokes stopped coming for now.

 

Such resolve.

[Cruduxy Pegg]

This poll is scientific proof you should never skip legs day.