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What are the worst lyrics you have ever heard?

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billie eilish's bad guy

like come on, you, an underage girl, talking about seducing someones dad? that disgusting!

yes, i said it

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1 hour ago, Serum said:

Anybody remember this pile of trash?

 

 

I mean that was literally the point of the song.

its was a parody of Pop music that uses random syllables as a hook.

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3 hours ago, Deathclaw886 said:

billie eilish's bad guy

like come on, you, an underage girl, talking about seducing someones dad? that disgusting!

yes, i said it

Nothing compares to Logic's song clickbait where he says he would suck a dick to prove to people that he doesn't base his career off controversy.

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Will go for something different and say Zodiac from the new release from six feet under... Technically not the lowest effort ever, but combined with the worst DM vocals i've ever heard it has certainly made the worst impression.

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46 minutes ago, jazzmaster9 said:

I mean that was literally the point of the song.

its was a parody of Pop music that uses random syllables as a hook.

 

Obviously. It's Ylvis.

They did what they set out to do - make terrible lyrics.

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I hate to dump on a deceased artist, but this one has pissed me off ever since I heard it back in the nineties - 

 

My name is Prince

And I am funky

When it comes to funk 

I am a junkie

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Vegemite by King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard

 

I love, I love my Vegemite
It’s strong as hell and black as night
I keep my love all screwed up tight
And spread it thick whenever I like, I like

 

Endors Toi by Tame Impala

 

Soothing repeat
I look down at my feet
It's a hypnotist's arm
And it works like a charm

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All of Sodom's In the Sign of Evil.

 

Still one of my favorite releases ever, but the age of the band was clearly reflected in the lyrics of the time, and their "no fucks given" attitude. All of them are hilariously bad. Tom said in some interviews that they reflect some of his interests from the time ("from the time" because as you'd guess, they weren't genuine and didn't last, ultimately), but the way they were conveyed was comedy material. And also used broken English.

 

I mean stuff like this:

 

Spoiler

"Black metal is the game I play,
'Cause no one show me the right way,
I am a bloody Antichrist, only believe in bad,
Spit at the church, evil I get.

Blasphemer!
Blasphemer!
Blasphemer!
Blasphemer!

Rites of death return to Hell,
I am Satan's child, attack you with spell.

I turn the cross upside down,
And read Satanic Bible with fucking grown,
My life begins at midnight twelve,
Masturbate to kill myself.
"

 

Wow.

 

The music is still great and atmospheric though.

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As much as I like Five Finger Death Punch, I feel like the vast majority of their lyrics are extremely simplistic and dumbed down to be easy to sing along to and make them more like metal pop songs (as one of my brother's mate's put it, "The Nickelback of Heavy Metal"). "The Pride", where the verses are just a big listing of brands and other American culture isn't even the worst of it!

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Jokes aside, i can think of Death dies hard:
 

Spoiler

I bring no shelter? cause I will deny you

This world belongs to me
You try to fake it
But all wounds are there to see

 

Death Dies Hard
Watch as the Devil gets sold to me
Death Dies Hard
Enter hell and use the bone of God as key


Raped by elephants makes you go wtf, i mean look at this:
 

Spoiler

I was visiting in africa two months ago
 

My goal was to see all those wild animals
 

Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
 

They were so big and somehow so scary
 

Something happened when I snapped a picture
 

Three elephants surrounded me
 

One of them ripped off all my clothes
 

Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks With its huge trunk
 

I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
 

Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth
 

I sucked like a whore while I was assfucked by elephant trunk
 

After all it wasnt too bad at all
 

It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum
 

Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
 

Spurted allover my face
 

I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do
 

All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me
 

Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
 

I'll never go to Africa again

Poor guy, he just wanted to go to Africa :(

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Worst song recorded by The Smiths... one of the few that weren't written by Morrissey. It's the definition of annoying, if it was a musical composition.

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To be honest , the meaning of the lyrics has no importance for me. Only how it sounds matter for me. 

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4 hours ago, Maximum Matt said:

I hate to dump on a deceased artist, but this one has pissed me off ever since I heard it back in the nineties - 

 

My name is Prince

And I am funky

When it comes to funk 

I am a junkie

The lyrics ate relevant in context.

That was the time when Warner Bros. retained the rights of the name Prince and so he has to release albums with just the Symbol as his name.

Its an startement to who he is beyond royalties or rights.

 

Also to let critics and people to know what was his stance on the bureocratic problem.

Come on!

It was his name!

A company taking the rights of your name is horrible.

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That shitty Bieber song. Not going to post a youtube link... gah.

 

Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy
Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy

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The theme song of the villain of Sonic Forces is pretty cringey if you listen to the lyrics. It sounds fine otherwise, but dear god, the sheer edge in the words if you stop and listen..

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1 minute ago, Devalaous said:

The theme song of the villain of Sonic Forces is pretty cringey if you listen to the lyrics. It sounds fine otherwise, but dear god, the sheer edge in the words if you stop and listen..

 

I don't know it's funny to me, I'm pretty sure it's a parody of the Newgrounds Tough Guy. On the other hand, Linkin Park and their emo rage lyrics of the early 2000s are just hard to listen to. Even the titles are cringy.

"Somewhere I belong"

"Crawling"

"Runaway"

"Numb"

...okay

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3 hours ago, Doom_Dude said:

That shitty Bieber song. Not going to post a youtube link... gah.

 

Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy
Yeah, you got that yummy, yum
That yummy, yum
That yummy, yummy

The winner hands down. The strongest piece of evidence for the decline of humanity right there.

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5 hours ago, Roofi said:

To be honest , the meaning of the lyrics has no importance for me. Only how it sounds matter for me. 

I'm with you on this. Terrible or meaningless lyrics don't really make a song any worse for me. Only the notes that are sung.

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