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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face.

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face.

It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face.

It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and

sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen...

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face.

It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and

sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen...

He got diarrhea.

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face.

It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and

sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen...

He got diarrhea.

And then he was a zombie... Zombie Caco!!!

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face.

It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and

sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen...

He got diarrhea.

And then he was a zombie... Zombie Caco!!!
He then got a worse version of diarrhea, D Y S E N T A R Y, and then started violently spraying blood and feces uncontrollably.

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face.

It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and

sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen...

He got diarrhea.

And then he was a zombie... Zombie Caco!!!
He then got a worse version of diarrhea, D Y S E N T A R Y, and then started violently spraying blood and feces uncontrollably.

After, he was all worn out of the violent bowel unleashing, he was transported into the realm of Terry.

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face.

It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and

sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen...

He got diarrhea.

And then he was a zombie... Zombie Caco!!!
He then got a worse version of diarrhea, D Y S E N T A R Y, and then started violently spraying blood and feces uncontrollably.

After, he was all worn out of the violent bowel unleashing, he was transported into the realm of Terry.

Surrounded by sounds of shrill screams, terrible meme pics, and illusio-pits, our hero runs towards a door plagued with misaligned texturing.

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face.

It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and

sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen...

He got diarrhea.

And then he was a zombie... Zombie Caco!!!
He then got a worse version of diarrhea, D Y S E N T A R Y, and then started violently spraying blood and feces uncontrollably.

After, he was all worn out of the violent bowel unleashing, he was transported into the realm of Terry.

Surrounded by sounds of shrill screams, terrible meme pics, and illusio-pits, our hero runs towards a door plagued with misaligned texturing.

As Michael ran, he thought to himself, "I don't understand, everything seemed so unassuming at first. A little mediocre even".

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face.

It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and

sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen...

He got diarrhea.

And then he was a zombie... Zombie Caco!!!
He then got a worse version of diarrhea, D Y S E N T A R Y, and then started violently spraying blood and feces uncontrollably.

After, he was all worn out of the violent bowel unleashing, he was transported into the realm of Terry.

Surrounded by sounds of shrill screams, terrible meme pics, and illusio-pits, our hero runs towards a door plagued with misaligned texturing.

As Michael ran, he thought to himself, "I don't understand, everything seemed so unassuming at first. A little mediocre even".
And suddenly... Shadilay start sounding in the background! The Forbidden God Terry returns snarking with his army of memes!

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face.

It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and

sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen...

He got diarrhea.

And then he was a zombie... Zombie Caco!!!
He then got a worse version of diarrhea, D Y S E N T A R Y, and then started violently spraying blood and feces uncontrollably.

After, he was all worn out of the violent bowel unleashing, he was transported into the realm of Terry.

Surrounded by sounds of shrill screams, terrible meme pics, and illusio-pits, our hero runs towards a door plagued with misaligned texturing.

As Michael ran, he thought to himself, "I don't understand, everything seemed so unassuming at first. A little mediocre even".
And suddenly... Shadilay start sounding in the background! The Forbidden God Terry returns snarking with his army of memes!

"Hello clone, welcome to my world!" said Terry, "Oh yeah, let's get straight to the point!" The forbidden lord began to laugh as he said "The mong that will be dicking you today is the one known as The Romero-Lord!"

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face.

It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and

sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen...

He got diarrhea.

And then he was a zombie... Zombie Caco!!!
He then got a worse version of diarrhea, D Y S E N T A R Y, and then started violently spraying blood and feces uncontrollably.

After, he was all worn out of the violent bowel unleashing, he was transported into the realm of Terry.

Surrounded by sounds of shrill screams, terrible meme pics, and illusio-pits, our hero runs towards a door plagued with misaligned texturing.

As Michael ran, he thought to himself, "I don't understand, everything seemed so unassuming at first. A little mediocre even".
And suddenly... Shadilay start sounding in the background! The Forbidden God Terry returns snarking with his army of memes!

"Hello clone, welcome to my world!" said Terry, "Oh yeah, let's get straight to the point!" The forbidden lord began to laugh as he said "The mong that will be dicking you today is the one known as The Romero-Lord!"

As The Romero-Lord was eyeing Michaels butt, a wall breaks down and reveals salvation for Michael as a hero enters the arena, the hero known as...

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face.

It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and

sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen...

He got diarrhea.

And then he was a zombie... Zombie Caco!!!
He then got a worse version of diarrhea, D Y S E N T A R Y, and then started violently spraying blood and feces uncontrollably.

After, he was all worn out of the violent bowel unleashing, he was transported into the realm of Terry.

Surrounded by sounds of shrill screams, terrible meme pics, and illusio-pits, our hero runs towards a door plagued with misaligned texturing.

As Michael ran, he thought to himself, "I don't understand, everything seemed so unassuming at first. A little mediocre even".
And suddenly... Shadilay start sounding in the background! The Forbidden God Terry returns snarking with his army of memes!

"Hello clone, welcome to my world!" said Terry, "Oh yeah, let's get straight to the point!" The forbidden lord began to laugh as he said "The mong that will be dicking you today is the one known as The Romero-Lord!"

As The Romero-Lord was eyeing Michaels butt, a wall breaks down and reveals salvation for Michael as a hero enters the arena, the hero known as...

The man was JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF!!!!! "Hello, I am Jesus I have come to save your snappyhole, My son." Jesus took out his holy double barrel and shot the Romero-Lord.

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face.

It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and

sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen...

He got diarrhea.

And then he was a zombie... Zombie Caco!!!
He then got a worse version of diarrhea, D Y S E N T A R Y, and then started violently spraying blood and feces uncontrollably.

After, he was all worn out of the violent bowel unleashing, he was transported into the realm of Terry.

Surrounded by sounds of shrill screams, terrible meme pics, and illusio-pits, our hero runs towards a door plagued with misaligned texturing.

As Michael ran, he thought to himself, "I don't understand, everything seemed so unassuming at first. A little mediocre even".
And suddenly... Shadilay start sounding in the background! The Forbidden God Terry returns snarking with his army of memes!

"Hello clone, welcome to my world!" said Terry, "Oh yeah, let's get straight to the point!" The forbidden lord began to laugh as he said "The mong that will be dicking you today is the one known as The Romero-Lord!"

As The Romero-Lord was eyeing Michaels butt, a wall breaks down and reveals salvation for Michael as a hero enters the arena, the hero known as...

The man was JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF!!!!! "Hello, I am Jesus I have come to save your snappyhole, My son." Jesus took out his holy double barrel and shot the Romero-Lord.

"Salvation? More like salivation." sayeth Jesus as he summoned 10,000 snakes from Michael's butt, and they consumed the Romero-Lord.

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face.

It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and

sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen...

He got diarrhea.

And then he was a zombie... Zombie Caco!!!
He then got a worse version of diarrhea, D Y S E N T A R Y, and then started violently spraying blood and feces uncontrollably.

After, he was all worn out of the violent bowel unleashing, he was transported into the realm of Terry.

Surrounded by sounds of shrill screams, terrible meme pics, and illusio-pits, our hero runs towards a door plagued with misaligned texturing.

As Michael ran, he thought to himself, "I don't understand, everything seemed so unassuming at first. A little mediocre even".
And suddenly... Shadilay start sounding in the background! The Forbidden God Terry returns snarking with his army of memes!

"Hello clone, welcome to my world!" said Terry, "Oh yeah, let's get straight to the point!" The forbidden lord began to laugh as he said "The mong that will be dicking you today is the one known as The Romero-Lord!"

As The Romero-Lord was eyeing Michaels butt, a wall breaks down and reveals salvation for Michael as a hero enters the arena, the hero known as...

The man was JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF!!!!! "Hello, I am Jesus I have come to save your snappyhole, My son." Jesus took out his holy double barrel and shot the Romero-Lord.

"Salvation? More like salivation." sayeth Jesus as he summoned 10,000 snakes from Michael's butt, and they consumed the Romero-Lord.
''KEK KEK KEK!!!'' Jesus laugh, ''now my friend, i have a request for you! IT'S TIME GREESUS 2!!! SO MAP MY STORY!!!''

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face.

It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and

sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen...

He got diarrhea.

And then he was a zombie... Zombie Caco!!!
He then got a worse version of diarrhea, D Y S E N T A R Y, and then started violently spraying blood and feces uncontrollably.

After, he was all worn out of the violent bowel unleashing, he was transported into the realm of Terry.

Surrounded by sounds of shrill screams, terrible meme pics, and illusio-pits, our hero runs towards a door plagued with misaligned texturing.

As Michael ran, he thought to himself, "I don't understand, everything seemed so unassuming at first. A little mediocre even".
And suddenly... Shadilay start sounding in the background! The Forbidden God Terry returns snarking with his army of memes!

"Hello clone, welcome to my world!" said Terry, "Oh yeah, let's get straight to the point!" The forbidden lord began to laugh as he said "The mong that will be dicking you today is the one known as The Romero-Lord!"

As The Romero-Lord was eyeing Michaels butt, a wall breaks down and reveals salvation for Michael as a hero enters the arena, the hero known as...

The man was JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF!!!!! "Hello, I am Jesus I have come to save your snappyhole, My son." Jesus took out his holy double barrel and shot the Romero-Lord.

"Salvation? More like salivation." sayeth Jesus as he summoned 10,000 snakes from Michael's butt, and they consumed the Romero-Lord.

''KEK KEK KEK!!!'' Jesus laugh, now my friend, i have a request for you! IT'S TIME GREESUS 2!!! SO MAP MY STORY!!!

"Well, I gotta go my son, have my double barrel you'll need it on your adventure in this hell, Bye Bye....American Pie!" Jesus said as he

disappeared in thin air. Meanwhile, Terry sends another soldier against Michael, the soldier being Santah Clauz, the violation master.

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face.

It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and

sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen...

He got diarrhea.

And then he was a zombie... Zombie Caco!!!
He then got a worse version of diarrhea, D Y S E N T A R Y, and then started violently spraying blood and feces uncontrollably.

After, he was all worn out of the violent bowel unleashing, he was transported into the realm of Terry.

Surrounded by sounds of shrill screams, terrible meme pics, and illusio-pits, our hero runs towards a door plagued with misaligned texturing.

As Michael ran, he thought to himself, "I don't understand, everything seemed so unassuming at first. A little mediocre even".
And suddenly... Shadilay start sounding in the background! The Forbidden God Terry returns snarking with his army of memes!

"Hello clone, welcome to my world!" said Terry, "Oh yeah, let's get straight to the point!" The forbidden lord began to laugh as he said "The mong that will be dicking you today is the one known as The Romero-Lord!"

As The Romero-Lord was eyeing Michaels butt, a wall breaks down and reveals salvation for Michael as a hero enters the arena, the hero known as...

The man was JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF!!!!! "Hello, I am Jesus I have come to save your snappyhole, My son." Jesus took out his holy double barrel and shot the Romero-Lord.

"Salvation? More like salivation." sayeth Jesus as he summoned 10,000 snakes from Michael's butt, and they consumed the Romero-Lord.
''KEK KEK KEK!!!'' Jesus laugh, ''now my friend, i have a request for you! IT'S TIME GREESUS 2!!! SO MAP MY STORY!!!''

"Well, I gotta go my son, have my double barrel you'll need it on your adventure in this hell, Bye Bye....American Pie!" Jesus said as he disappeared in thin air. Meanwhile, Terry sends another soldier against Michael, the soldier being Santah Clauz, the violation master.

meanwhile in another universe, John A. Sskicker, winner of 5 "person of the year" awards decided to go to Michael's universe, however after going there he met Santah Clauz.

 

 

 

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Once upon a time, there was this boy named Michael.

he liked playing doom a lot, and then he decided to make his first wad.

since he didn't know how to, he just downloaded Oblige

but afterwards his result got his ass blasted by the id archives

poor Michael, dreaming about pistol start Plutonia
So he watched and watched, Decino's Let's Play Plutonia on UV.

Unfortunately, he kept dying to the revenant trap in Congo,

so with a devilish grin on his face, he typed in IDDQD.

Unfortunately, he was telefragged.

Even though he wasn't in MAP30!

Someone or something must have known he was going to cheat beforehand,

He saw a face looking at him through the window, it was a face of a man, a blue fat man who had a grin on his face.

It was in fact inside of an orb that was a Soulsphere so Michael punched a straw into it and

sucked all of its guts out, to which something began to happen...

He got diarrhea.

And then he was a zombie... Zombie Caco!!!
He then got a worse version of diarrhea, D Y S E N T A R Y, and then started violently spraying blood and feces uncontrollably.

After, he was all worn out of the violent bowel unleashing, he was transported into the realm of Terry.

Surrounded by sounds of shrill screams, terrible meme pics, and illusio-pits, our hero runs towards a door plagued with misaligned texturing.

As Michael ran, he thought to himself, "I don't understand, everything seemed so unassuming at first. A little mediocre even".
And suddenly... Shadilay start sounding in the background! The Forbidden God Terry returns snarking with his army of memes!

"Hello clone, welcome to my world!" said Terry, "Oh yeah, let's get straight to the point!" The forbidden lord began to laugh as he said "The mong that will be dicking you today is the one known as The Romero-Lord!"

As The Romero-Lord was eyeing Michaels butt, a wall breaks down and reveals salvation for Michael as a hero enters the arena, the hero known as...

The man was JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF!!!!! "Hello, I am Jesus I have come to save your snappyhole, My son." Jesus took out his holy double barrel and shot the Romero-Lord.

"Salvation? More like salivation." sayeth Jesus as he summoned 10,000 snakes from Michael's butt, and they consumed the Romero-Lord.
''KEK KEK KEK!!!'' Jesus laugh, ''now my friend, i have a request for you! IT'S TIME GREESUS 2!!! SO MAP MY STORY!!!''

"Well, I gotta go my son, have my double barrel you'll need it on your adventure in this hell, Bye Bye....American Pie!" Jesus said as he disappeared in thin air. Meanwhile, Terry sends another soldier against Michael, the soldier being Santah Clauz, the violation master.

meanwhile in another universe, John A. Sskicker, winner of 5 "person of the year" awards decided to go to Michael's universe, however after going there he met Santah Clauz.

 "Who in the name of ho ho ho are you?" Santah asked. "I am John A. Sskicker," John replied, "Listen, shut up there's some snap I have to destroy." Santah replied.

 

 

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