Psyonisis Posted December 11, 2002 Vicar tells kids Santa and Rudolph are dead Possibly the most hilarious piece of news ever. Way to ruin a nice childhood memory! 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted December 11, 2002 Stand-in vicar Lee Rayfield shattered the illusions of dozens of kids when he joked in his carol service sermon that Santa and his reindeer would burn up doing 3,000 times the speed of sound as they delivered gifts to 91.8 million homes. Hilarious!! :D 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted December 11, 2002 It would make an excellent scene for a movie. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sephiroth Posted December 11, 2002 he should have said santa is really satan and he wants to eat your skin. he should have done impressions of the burning santa 0 Share this post Link to post
m0l0t0v Posted December 11, 2002 Stand-in vicar Lee Rayfield shattered the illusions of dozens of kids when he joked... lol, Are you sure it`s not supposed to read "Stand-up comedian"! :-) BTW: Santa = Satan 0 Share this post Link to post
Epyo Posted December 11, 2002 Mildly entertaining. But as long as he was doing this, it couldn't hurt to have been more harsh. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted December 11, 2002 Well this was a waste of my time. :P Better get those stockings up. 0 Share this post Link to post
DOOM Anomaly Posted December 11, 2002 Title of Thread is: Santa doesn't exist SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!! STUTTERING STANLEY STUTTERING STANLEY STUTTERING STANLEY STUTTERING STANLEY!!!!!! ;P Inetesting article. 0 Share this post Link to post
Chopkinsca Posted December 12, 2002 LMAO... maybe. quite a funny article. people these days. believing in santas, elfs, canadians. all this fairy tale stuff. 0 Share this post Link to post
IMJack Posted December 12, 2002 /me is reading Terry Pratchett's The Hogfather. Take every cheesy "Santa isn't around this year" programme you've ever seen, add gods, wizards, and Death's granddaughter, liquefy, and pour the result on the Discworld. Wonderful stuff. 0 Share this post Link to post
AndrewB Posted December 12, 2002 Well, I daresay it's true that the guy put a lot of parents in a really bad position. It's funny to the casual reader but not funny to the parents or the kids, I'm sure. 0 Share this post Link to post