Santa doesn't exist

[Psyonisis]

Vicar tells kids Santa and Rudolph are dead

Possibly the most hilarious piece of news ever. Way to ruin a nice childhood memory!

[Disorder]

Stand-in vicar Lee Rayfield shattered the illusions of dozens of kids when he joked in his carol service sermon that Santa and his reindeer would burn up doing 3,000 times the speed of sound as they delivered gifts to 91.8 million homes.

Hilarious!! :D

[Alientank]

That guy's my hero

[Disorder]

It would make an excellent scene for a movie.

[Sephiroth]

he should have said santa is really satan and he wants to eat your skin. he should have done impressions of the burning santa

[m0l0t0v]

Stand-in vicar Lee Rayfield shattered the illusions of dozens of kids when he joked...

lol,
Are you sure it`s not supposed to read "Stand-up comedian"! :-)


BTW: Santa = Satan

[Epyo]

Mildly entertaining. But as long as he was doing this, it couldn't hurt to have been more harsh.

[Black Void]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA, Santa sucks...

[Fletcher`]

Well this was a waste of my time. :P Better get those stockings up.

[DOOM Anomaly]

Title of Thread is:
Santa doesn't exist

SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!! STUTTERING STANLEY STUTTERING STANLEY STUTTERING STANLEY STUTTERING STANLEY!!!!!! ;P

















Inetesting article.

[Fletcher`]

There is no sanity clause. :P

[Coopersville]

Santa at least used to exist...

[Chopkinsca]

LMAO... maybe.

quite a funny article. people these days.
believing in santas, elfs, canadians. all this fairy tale stuff.

[IMJack]

/me is reading Terry Pratchett's The Hogfather. Take every cheesy "Santa isn't around this year" programme you've ever seen, add gods, wizards, and Death's granddaughter, liquefy, and pour the result on the Discworld. Wonderful stuff.

[AndrewB]

Well, I daresay it's true that the guy put a lot of parents in a really bad position. It's funny to the casual reader but not funny to the parents or the kids, I'm sure.