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What does Doomguy have in his pockets?

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Chewing / bubble gum (he stole Duke Nukem's).

Extra shotgun shells.

Church key in case he needs to open a bottle or pierce a can.

UAC guide to what not to walk on (in extremely bad condition).

Old cigar he found and is saving for an emergency.

UAC Credit chip and some lint.

 

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Well, next topic will be Doomguy's underwear or somesuch...OH WAI

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19 minutes ago, insertwackynamehere said:

Doom guy doesn’t have pants he has green fur.

 

Except for his manly forearms, probably due to all of the...uh...never mind.

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If I had to guess, visplanes.

 

21 hours ago, StupidBunny said:

just you try carrying those when you already have 50 rockets stuffed into your pants and jacket.

 

Silly, everyone has a rocket stuffed in their pants already. Imagine having fifty! Then again, Doomguy.

 

21 hours ago, Ar_e_en said:

Melted chocolate bar

 

Ah yes, the discovery of microwave.

 

21 hours ago, N1ck said:

He just puts his hands there if they're cold.

 

What, you mean like Doomguy is Canadian?... I'm... not so sure about that!

 

9 hours ago, Tetzlaff said:

His old, worn out diary booklet and a pen. He sits down between battles to write his diary. It keeps him sane.

 

The only sane place is behind a trigger.

 

4 hours ago, Maes said:

Except for his manly forearms, probably due to all of the...uh...never mind.

 

Gym's been tough on him lately. Give the guy a break.

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