Monkey Thread

[feedernseeder]

I think monkeys are very funny. Post monkeys. Apes too, but I just say they're monkey.

[Keyran-Solo]

Maybe my favourite picture of a Monkey.

[spineapple tea]

Monkeys aren't real.

[Grazza]

Here, have some baboons:

https://photos.app.goo.gl/zf7vLBbFYm3G6Sed7

 

Zambia and Zimbabwe, June 2018

[Grazza]

And here is a howler monkey (in Bermudian Landing, Belize):
https://tinyurl.com/4erbnsyc

 

They are notoriously quiet animals, so you'll need to crank your speakers way up to hear much.

 

Edited April 19, 2021 by Grazza

[Dubbag]

[Maes]

You can't have a serious Monkey Thread without the obligatory G.W. Bush - monkey face comparisons. Let that 2000s vibe get a little stronger

 

/thread

Edited March 28, 2021 by Maes : Link broken?

[NuMetalManiak]

Memories of having played Super Monkey Ball and getting super frustrated at those Expert stages. Good lord.

[feedernseeder]

31 minutes ago, Maes said:

You can't have a serious Monkey Thread without the obligatory G.W. Bush - monkey face comparisons. Let that 2000s vibe get a little stronger!

 

/thread

george w is now my favorite president, behind Roosevelt that is.

[omx32x]

[omx32x]

2 hours ago, N1ck said:

Monkeys aren't real.

im 100% sure they are made by nasa to stop atheists from killing themselfs

jokes aside there are people who say that about flat earth and the "no moon" conspiracy

sometimes humanity makes me sad... but monkeys make me happy so thats fine

[Dark Pulse]

One of my uncles once pissed off a monkey at the zoo. It picked up a big handful of shit and threw it right at him.

 

Luckily for my uncle, they were in a glass enclosure.

[Maes]

45 minutes ago, Dark Pulse said:

One of my uncles once pissed off a monkey at the zoo. It picked up a big handful of shit and threw it right at him.

 

Luckily for my uncle, they were in a glass enclosure.

 

Perhaps all it wanted was a cigarette

 

 

[Gokuma]

I got a Monkey skin for Winamp!

 

[Doominick]

i like cr1tikal

[DoomPlayer00]

UH OH

[Vic Vos]

reject modernity

return to monke

[P41R47]

this monkey has probably reached super rockstar status by now, but i can't help but love it:

 

[Maes]

On 3/27/2021 at 11:59 PM, Dark Pulse said:

One of my uncles once pissed off a monkey at the zoo. It picked up a big handful of shit and threw it right at him.

 

Luckily for my uncle, they were in a glass enclosure.

Now, if that was the other way around, then you'd have quite a story.

[ReX]

Not to sound like a nerd or anything, but most of the pictures posted are of great apes, not monkeys. [To be fair, the OP did distinguish between the two in his/her first post.]

 

My contribution:

Humans might have inherited the kindness trait from bonobos

Bonobos Offer Clues To Why Humans Evolved To Value Niceness

"So if you eat a bonobo, you are eating your cousin. It is cannibalism."

[Dark Pulse]

5 hours ago, Maes said:

Now, if that was the other way around, then you'd have quite a story.

I know. The monkey would probably have been quite offended to have human shit thrown at it.

[Maes]

Well, that's definitively a monkey. They even put an age restriction to it now O_o

 

 

[Biodegradable]

 

[THEBaratusII]

 

[MLGari]

gog
https://tenor.com/view/goopie-gifcaption-i-funny-lick-monkey-gog-gif-17908917

[Komenja]

[Azuris]

On 3/27/2021 at 10:59 PM, Dark Pulse said:

One of my uncles once pissed off a monkey at the zoo. It picked up a big handful of shit and threw it right at him.

 

Luckily for my uncle, they were in a glass enclosure.

 

Even without Glass:

Humans are the only Species able to aim and throw.

Our Evolution is formed to specialize the Movement around that, think of how we throw a Spear.

 

 

So, Primates should not mess with us in a epic Battle with Feces, we'll win ;D

[Mr. Freeze]

On 3/27/2021 at 1:22 PM, Maes said:

You can't have a serious Monkey Thread without the obligatory G.W. Bush - monkey face comparisons. Let that 2000s vibe get a little stronger

 

Now that's just insulting. Those poor monkeys don't deserve to be compared to Dubya. 

[⇛Marnetmar⇛]

pygmy marmosets are the only valid monkey 

[Cammy]