If Doomguy had one-liners...

[xScavengerWolfx]

Damn, that's one ugly fatass!

[Pixel Fiend]

The gun is my shepherd and I shall not miss.

This chapter's on the annihilation of planet hell.

Many a foul creature have stood in my way.

You hide in the dark, a green marine is onto you.

Unmatched wits. Blazing speed.

I'll go wherever it takes.

Doom is coming.

[Doom-X-Machina]

"This... is my BOOMSTICK!!"

[Zulk RS]

On 5/2/2021 at 4:26 AM, roadworx said:

"I DISLIKE YOU."

 

"I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD BECOME DECEASED FROM THE HIGH-VELOCITY PROJECTILES THAT I AM CURRENTLY FIRING IN YOUR DIRECTION."

 

"I WILL SEPARATE YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR TORSO AND THEN PROCEED TO DEFECATE INTO YOUR ESOPHAGUS."

 

"YOU ARE ALL VERY RUDE."

 

"DESPITE POPULAR BELIEF, A LARGE STATURE DOES NOT INDICATE THE PRESENCE OF A LARGE GASTROINTESTINAL TRACT."

 

I am digging verbose Doomguy.

 

Also here are some dumb ones I came up with:

• "Oh shut up!" *Proceeds to blast revenant*
• *Shoves chainsaw into Pain Elemental's mouth* "Time for some aggressive birth control"
• "I don't know what you are but you're going to be a red stain on the ground when I'm done here." -To Mother Demon
• "50 to 1... Seems unfair for the demons." -During Plutonia
• "I'll tear that stupid grin off your face shove it into your eye socket" - To cacodemon
• "Twice the heads, twice the skulls, twice the boom." -To Doom64 PE
• "I'm not trapped here with you. You're trapped in here with me" -To Cyberdemon
• "I'll turn you into beef burgers." -To Cyberdemon
• "My cause is just; my will is strong and my gun is very very large." -From Brutal Doom

[Gez]

49 minutes ago, Zulk RS said:

"My cause is just; my will is strong and my gun is very very large." -From Brutal Doom

From the Doom comic actually. That's where Brutal Doom sought its one-liners.

[Arl]

"Some get come".

[Zulk RS]

39 minutes ago, Gez said:

From the Doom comic actually. That's where Brutal Doom sought its one-liners.

 

Ah thanks for correction. I did not remember that line from the comic. 

[Somniac]

On 5/2/2021 at 12:28 AM, Avoozl said:

That's one nuked Duke

 

Beat me to it lmao

[Kyka]

"I have a dream, that all demons will one day live in a hell where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their huge guts..."

[SplinkWizard]

"That's one big head, too bad you're dead" "You're worth a dime, not my time"

[Mr.Rocket]

"So you wanted Hell on Earth? Click Click.."

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[yakfak]

"I did not listen to the audio log on your PDA"

[Jacek Bourne]

“Just snapping necks and cashing checks...”

 

In reality how much does doom guy get paid?

[wallabra]

I thought a bit more about this and realized that, whatever the lines are, they'd probably be voiced by Lee Jackson himself.

[omx32x]

"damn those demon bastards are gonna pay for taking up our moon"

[cacohades]

*incessant screaming while firing chaingun*

[Arl]

"Oh, HELL no"

[oCrapaCreeper]

The "No." he said in Doom Eternal was sufficient enough IMO given the context. 

[DNSKILL5]

“Damn... all this training and I’m going to die stuck in a pit of acid?!” 

[A.o.D.]

"Think, imp, Think!  I've got a berserk pack, a BFG and 352 cells.  What did you think would happen when you ambushed me?"

 

[The_SloVinator]

4 hours ago, oCrapaCreeper said:

The "No." he said in Doom Eternal was sufficient enough IMO given the context. 

Reminds me of Goggles from System Shock 2 where the only thing he says is 'Nah.'

[GodKreytr]

On 5/1/2021 at 8:34 PM, The_SloVinator said:

What would they be in your opinion?

Try to be creative!

 

I couldn't come up with anything myself but I'm curious about your replies.

 

 

"You're godamn doomed!"

[Kyka]

8 hours ago, The_SloVinator said:

Reminds me of Goggles from System Shock 2 where the only thing he says is 'Nah.'

Best. Syllable. Ever.

[MemeMind]

IM SENDING THESE DEMONS TO THEIR ULTIMATE DOOM

ITS LIKE HELL ON EARTH 

64 DEMONS IN HERE

THIS DOOM 3 IS REALLY SPOOKY

I HAVE BEEN ASLEEP FOR 2016 YEARS

MY FIGHT IS ETERNAL

[Quill]

On 5/2/2021 at 1:26 AM, roadworx said:

"I DISLIKE YOU."

 

"I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD BECOME DECEASED FROM THE HIGH-VELOCITY PROJECTILES THAT I AM CURRENTLY FIRING IN YOUR DIRECTION."

 

"I WILL SEPARATE YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR TORSO AND THEN PROCEED TO DEFECATE INTO YOUR ESOPHAGUS."

 

"YOU ARE ALL VERY RUDE."

 

"DESPITE POPULAR BELIEF, A LARGE STATURE DOES NOT INDICATE THE PRESENCE OF A LARGE GASTROINTESTINAL TRACT."

Let me add one:

 

"THIS PERSON CALLED DUKE NUKEM SEEMS TO BE IN A BIT OF A PREDICAMENT. PERHAPS I MUST SAY HE WAS BLOWN AWAY BY A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION."

[MrCacod3mon]

On 5/1/2021 at 4:17 PM, forgettablepyromaniac said:

General:
"You thought you could kill me? Think again, assholes."
"Hungry for more?"
"I'm a mean, green, rampaging machine!"
"Try again, buster."

Against Flying Monsters:
"Y'all are going to fall like sacks of potatoes!"
"I wonder how you'll float with all these bullets in 'ya!"

I would assume many, many lines for the fodder enimies:

Zombies:
"You think you can take me on with a puny pea-shooter?"
"What? you can't take on a simple pistol?"
"And you wonder why Hell even recruits these guys."
"Y'all should've retired!" > when killing more than 3 at once (i.e. rocket launcher, SSG, ect.)

Imps:
"Ooo! Horns! I'm so scared."
"I'm surrounded by lava! Do you think more fire will do any good?"
"Oops! Almost thought you were something deadly, my bad."

Lost Souls:
"Can someone get the flyswatter?"
"How many mosquitos have been slaughtered to have THIS many of them?" > probably when you have more than 10 of them in your pherperial vision.
"No eating flesh on my watch, you bulls."
"I'm not even wearing red, and you dare charge me?"

ect, ect.

To be honest these all seem pretty nice. I like these ones

[Captain POLAND]

On 5/1/2021 at 7:28 PM, Avoozl said:

That's one nuked Duke

 

On 5/1/2021 at 9:20 PM, VoanHead said:

"I'll give you something to scream about. You bonehead!"-when encountering Revenant.

"Bring it on, fatso!"-when encountering Mancubus.

"Looks like the Duke got Nuked."-encountering secret that contains Duke Nukem's corpse.

Wasn't there a WAD that actually did this? Maybe I'm remembering wrong.

 

Anyway, you guys forgot "NO! I MUST KILL THE DEMONS!"

[Stupid Bunny]

“Doomguys just wanna have fun ♫“

[Maximum Matt]

"Unf."