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The_SloVinator

If Doomguy had one-liners...

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What would they be in your opinion?

Try to be creative!

 

I couldn't come up with anything myself but I'm curious about your replies.

 

 

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Going for Rip and Tear for killing Barons of Hells.

You can say me it's chessy, but going for a slow but metal as fuck Rip and Tear it's just scream Marine to angry to die.

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"You're one DOOMED Commander Keen" when he finds a dead Commander Keen in a level.

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General:
"You thought you could kill me? Think again, assholes."
"Hungry for more?"
"I'm a mean, green, rampaging machine!"
"Try again, buster."

Against Flying Monsters:
"Y'all are going to fall like sacks of potatoes!"
"I wonder how you'll float with all these bullets in 'ya!"

I would assume many, many lines for the fodder enimies:

Zombies:
"You think you can take me on with a puny pea-shooter?"
"What? you can't take on a simple pistol?"
"And you wonder why Hell even recruits these guys."
"Y'all should've retired!" > when killing more than 3 at once (i.e. rocket launcher, SSG, ect.)

Imps:
"Ooo! Horns! I'm so scared."
"I'm surrounded by lava! Do you think more fire will do any good?"
"Oops! Almost thought you were something deadly, my bad."

Lost Souls:
"Can someone get the flyswatter?"
"How many mosquitos have been slaughtered to have THIS many of them?" > probably when you have more than 10 of them in your pherperial vision.
"No eating flesh on my watch, you bulls."
"I'm not even wearing red, and you dare charge me?"

ect, ect.

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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

                                                                                                               -Cacodemon, 1993

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"I'm gonna turn your insides to spaghetti, you fucking flying meatball" - Doomguy to a cacodemon or pain elemental

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There was dozen of text one-liners back in Q3:A.

 

Anyway: I spy with my little eye (after killing first cacodemon in game);

Someone just got graduated (seeing arch-vile, maybe when it metamorphs form the imp);

So many heads, so little brains (after killing a pack of zombies).

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1 hour ago, The_SloVinator said:

What would they be in your opinion?

For some reason, I keep imagining him just spouting really mundane things ("WHAT YOU DEMONS ARE DOING IS BAD!" or "THIS IS FOR DAISY! SHE WAS SO PURE AND INNOCENT!") in the voice of Jack Atlas from LittleKuriboh's Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds Abridged One Shot [skip to 3:08]:

 

 

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So, what's his personality. I imagine him more like Caleb from Blood, maybe even more tame. Like "I've been through shit", more resigned to his fate, stoic.

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As far as Doom 2016/Doom Eternal go, I would love him to have a big manchild personality like in the infamous Doom comic: 

 

Samuel Hayden: "Welcome. I'm Dr. Samuel Hayden. I'm the head of this facility. I think we can work together and-"

Doomguy: "LALALALALALA! I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOU! LALALALALA!"

 

Samuel Hayden: "Come to the VEGA terminal-"

Doomguy: "NUH-HUH! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"

Samuel Hayden: "But you need me to-"

Doomguy: "LALALALA! I AM NOT LISTENING!"

Samuel Hayden: "... I'm blocking your access to the facility scanner. You cannot progress further until you come to see me."

Doomguy: "AWWW! BUT I DON'T WANNA!"

Edited by Rudolph

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Some of the cut one-liners from that Q3A port were pretty good.  I might use them for something.

 

On the other hand, this comes out of my mouth while playing 2016...

 

Hayden: "You must stop... The Hell energy is unusable without the filters!"
Me: "Yeah, lemme get right on that with all those fucks I don't give."  *smashes console*

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I think the Doom comic and also brutal doom/project brutality (which is like the best part of both of those mods, and the only part that doesn't get stale) is ample material for one-liners. It just works, really.

 

"WHO'S A MAN AND A HALF? I'M A MAN AND A HALF! BERSERK PACKIN' MAN AND A HALF!"

 

"AH, A CHAINSAW, THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR!"

 

"I'VE BEEN A BAD, BAAAAAD MAN! HOW BAD? REEEAAAL BAD!"

 

"My cause is just, my will is strong, and my gun is very, very large."

 

That's what Doomguy with oneliners is to me tbh

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