Biz! Posted September 22, 2021 Tell whatever random smartass thoughts you have. Now, let's start, it's always save the day, not the night. 1 Share this post Link to post
kubajonas Posted September 22, 2021 If you are invisible, and blink, you'd just see through your eyelids. 5 Share this post Link to post
Skeletonpatch Posted September 22, 2021 As much as I'd love for the source of my problems to spontaneously catch fire, I'm kinda allergic to being on fire. 3 Share this post Link to post
Hawk of The Crystals Posted September 22, 2021 I sometimes have dreams where I'm a woman; and other times I have dreams about alternate versions of my life. I honestly don't know why this happens, but hey! I'm not complaining, especially since I'm bi. After all, those dreams as a woman introduce me to some nice looking guys. 3 Share this post Link to post
BrutalDoomisAwesome Posted September 22, 2021 When you fall asleep at night your actually simulating that your dead. 0 Share this post Link to post
BaileyTW Posted September 22, 2021 16 hours ago, kubajonas said: If you are invisible, and blink, you'd just see through your eyelids. Ack shoe alley, if you were invisible you would not be able to see because if the light went through you and didn't interact with you it wouldn't interact with your eyes so you wouldn't be able to process vision. That is unless your eyes were the only part of you that weren't invisible. 👀 1 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted September 22, 2021 Yeah, she's beyond me, she's batting Major League and I got picked last for the high school rounders team. 0 Share this post Link to post
DannyMan Posted September 22, 2021 I keep on dreaming of making a HacX remake or a new map. 0 Share this post Link to post
snapshot Posted September 22, 2021 since giving into temptation is considered sinful, hell is technically horny jail 1 Share this post Link to post
Okej5722 Posted September 22, 2021 Wouldn't eating food because you like it basically be cooming? 0 Share this post Link to post
Rifleman Posted September 22, 2021 Every time you go to sleep you die and you wake up as a different person with the access to your memories. 0 Share this post Link to post
thiccyosh Posted September 22, 2021 I have never seen a taxi at a gas station. 8 Share this post Link to post
Smoothandz Posted September 22, 2021 A pregnant woman swimming in a pool is a human submarine... 4 Share this post Link to post
Koko Ricky Posted September 22, 2021 Yes, there is some truth to "Movies are getting worse," because even though Hollywood still releases great movies, more often than not they bow down to established formulas, safety, reliable IPs to exploit, foreign markets, and approval from the Chinese government (who has to approve of all Chinese movies). This means that for every Blade Runner 2049, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, or Blindspotting, you get generic action blockbusters designed for maximum appeal and minimal substance. 0 Share this post Link to post
Kizoky Posted September 22, 2021 when I think about sleeping I can't sleep when I sleep without thinking I sleep 3 Share this post Link to post
wallabra Posted September 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Kizoky said: when I think about sleeping I can't sleep when I sleep without thinking I sleep the more I try to sleep, the less I sleep 1 Share this post Link to post
Yandere_Doomer Posted September 22, 2021 Bean bag chairs are just boneless sofas 4 Share this post Link to post
TenenteZashu Posted September 25, 2021 Deja Vu's could very easily be snapshots of our past lives that "bleed" into our current life, and by that I mean when you die you start a "new game plus" where everything goes the same way, just you can make different choices and Deja Vu's are the exact moments you picked a different option in your past life 0 Share this post Link to post
Yandere_Doomer Posted September 25, 2021 Okay so there's a music genre called rock.. then metal.. what next? We need a harder substance for our next brutal genre 0 Share this post Link to post
Okej5722 Posted September 27, 2021 I love chili, yet I hate americans. Why must I be so weird? 0 Share this post Link to post
BaileyTW Posted September 27, 2021 13 minutes ago, Okej5722 said: I love chili, yet I hate americans. Why must I be so weird? I uh, do not understand how this is weird 1 Share this post Link to post
Jello Posted September 27, 2021 (edited) "Goddamn I really need to clean the bathroom." As well as "Who the hell installed this tub and decided it was okay if the area directly in front of the drain was 1/12th of an inch below the lip of the drain, so there's always a bit of standing water left." Edited September 27, 2021 by Jello 2 Share this post Link to post
BaileyTW Posted September 27, 2021 There are too many people above 50 years old in this house for there not to be like a wall handle or something in the shower in this house. Hell it'd help me a little. I get lots of sleepless nights and I take steamy showers and the steam accumulates and makes me drowsy due to the lowered oxygen and I like doze off for a split second sometimes and get close to slipping. Someone should really add a handle. 0 Share this post Link to post
Jello Posted September 27, 2021 35 minutes ago, BaileyTW said: There are too many people above 50 years old in this house for there not to be like a wall handle or something in the shower in this house. Hell it'd help me a little. I get lots of sleepless nights and I take steamy showers and the steam accumulates and makes me drowsy due to the lowered oxygen and I like doze off for a split second sometimes and get close to slipping. Someone should really add a handle. A shower bar kit is relatively cheap and easy to install. I think the one I have was around $20. I had to put it in 7 years ago when I needed hip surgery. Just need the bar, and preferably a stud finder. Which you can get for 20 bucks if you don't already have one, just make sure you get one with voltage detection. Probably won't need the voltage detection in a shower, but if you ever need one somewhere else, it's wonderful. Just having a stud finder beats the hell of knocking on the wall to find a stud. Then an electric drill and a drill bit to predrill the hole. Whole thing shouldn't take long. I mean maybe an hour if you've never used any of the tools required. Just make sure it's secured into a stud on both ends and it'll hold. And yeah, I don't necessarily need it anymore, but it's still handy, and sometimes I do grab it because showers can get slippery. 1 Share this post Link to post
Hawk of The Crystals Posted September 27, 2021 Purple is such a ballin' color. 2 Share this post Link to post
Okej5722 Posted September 27, 2021 34 minutes ago, CrystalHawk_Doom said: Purple is such a ballin' color. You're very right. Spoiler Purple better be your flags' colour. 1 Share this post Link to post
Yandere_Doomer Posted September 27, 2021 Ice cream in soda is delicious, so why does milk in soda sound disgusting? Isn't it practically the same thing? 1 Share this post Link to post
Yandere_Doomer Posted September 27, 2021 14 hours ago, Okej5722 said: I love chili, yet I hate americans. Why must I be so weird? Why do you hate us? 0 Share this post Link to post
Okej5722 Posted September 27, 2021 9 minutes ago, Yandere_Doomer said: Why do you hate us? It's very self-explanatory; but there are a few people from america that I respect, mostly those who are my friends from there. 0 Share this post Link to post
Yandere_Doomer Posted September 27, 2021 33 minutes ago, Okej5722 said: It's very self-explanatory; but there are a few people from america that I respect, mostly those who are my friends from there. It's..not self explanatory. For example I don't like china but I'm fine with good honest Chinese people.. I don't dislike them simply because they're Chinese. 0 Share this post Link to post