If you were a monster in a map, where would you be placed?

[Alper002]

Title.

Would you be found ready to ambush inside a monster closet, would you stand prominently atop a platform and attack from afar, or are you perhaps one among a threatening many out in the open?

...or maybe you'd fit in somewhere else?

 

I myself would be found within a closet, which itself is hidden inside another closet. I'd be ready to ambush, but... it'll take a while.

[BGreener]

I’d love to be half of a dual archvile ambush, but with my luck I’d likely wind up as one of those zombiemen at the start of a mapset. “Let me just get this shortstraw out of the way for ya.”

[thiccyosh]

I'd be that one zombieman with the ambush flag, somewhere hidden in the dark maze. Or perhaps a Lost Soul outside the map, knowing that I'm driving Zdoom players up the forsaken wall.

[DevilMyEyes]

I'd be the zombieman at the end of E5M8 from Sigil, at least some players wouldn't even notice i'm there, lol. Just to screw the 100% kills

[TheMagicMushroomMan]

I'm that mancubus that ends your perfect run on a two hour map by shooting you through the wall. I'm the cacodemon that flies ten thousand miles away from you when you're going for 100% kills. I'm the lost soul that flies out of bounds. I'm the monster stuck in the closet. I'm your worst fucking nightmare.

[ZeMystic]

Imp in an untagged teleport trap.

[RockyGaming4725]

I'm the demon speedrunners use to glide out of bounds. Helpful... but awful.

[deleted-account]

Probably some hanging Commander Keen in a well-hidden, unmarked secret area.  At the very least, if I get caught Doomguy may spare me unlike the other demons.

[Captain POLAND]

11 minutes ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said:

I'm that mancubus that ends your perfect run on a two hour map by shooting you through the wall. I'm the cacodemon that flies ten thousand miles away from you when you're going for 100% kills. I'm the lost soul that flies out of bounds. I'm the monster stuck in the closet. I'm your worst fucking nightmare.

 

I'm so disappointed that this post didn't end with a Darkwing Duck reference.

[Nikku4211]

If I was a moster, I would be in the underground ruins.

[Xyzzу]

I would be a friendly one near the end of a birthday map, using my superpowers of flight and overpowered projectiles to help the player fight massive waves of monsters!
 

 

[Roofi]

I would be a nazi keeping some commander keens in captivity in a super secret map.

[Hawk of The Crystals]

A shotgunner in a secret area that you probably won't find unless you noclip.

[Shepardus]

I'm the one that isn't tagged for any skills and doesn't show up.

[xX_Lol6_Xx]

I'd be either a chaingun guy or a Spider Mastermind in E3M8 or a similar map, won't stop shooting until you go out of sight

[Major Arlene]

I'd be the pinky that got flagged as dormant on accident

[Andromeda]

I'm the Spiderdemon on Doom II MAP06.

[Mayomancer]

That one Cyberdemon in the Baron of Hell room.

[The BMFG]

an imp the map creator accidentally put out of bounds

[BoxY]

That one baron in the cyberdemon room in Hell Revealed map28.

[xdarkmasterx]

[Maribo]

I'm the Archvile at the exit in Sunlust Map05.

[Skronkidonk]

A random spectre placed inside a random hall.

[Arbys550]

I'd be on Jon Hamm's Staircase

[Bobby :D]

Pinky stuck in a wall in a closet

[Naarok0fkor]

As an XL cacodemon with HPx5 spawned close to the ceiling of a very high room... 

[Bri]

A Revenant stuck in a pain state getting shot by chaingunners.

[Komenja]

An Imp that wants to know what the hell happened to his freakin' car

[Ezper]

I'm a secret cyberdemon

[Astronomical]

I imagine myself as a lone Shotgunner or Chaingunner at the beginning of the map that you kill at the beginning of the map so you can get a weapon that isn't the pistol.