Contest!

[Job]

This question is for Lüt and whoever else is behind the upcoming contest to win a title. I was just wondering if you guys could keep this thread up until then so you can announce right away when the contest begins, ends, it's rules and things of that nature. I just don't want to miss out because I missed an announcement post on some thread I didn't find.

[Lüt]

I'm sorry, I've been out and occupied every day this week. There will be an announcement outlining the entire contest at least 2 days prior, and I'm thinking Sunday evening is the best time (as opposed to Saturday morning/afternoon).

[pritch]

Does that mean this Sunday?

[Sharessa]

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

Come one come all to the Exporium on Central and 3rd to see the amazing Contest! Titles shall be given away! Fun will be had by all! Free funnel cakes*!

Also introducing an exhibit of half-finished spritework by Zaldron**.

Kids 3 and under come in free, so does everyone else.

*Funnel cakes only available to left handed hermaphrodites from Russia.
**Not garanteed. $20 entrance fee to exhibit area.

allproceedsgotodankthxbye

[Torn]

What is this about?

[DOOM Anomaly]

Torn said:

What is this about?

Teh happy-go-lucky title contest Dee-Lee on teh sunday perhaps :D

[Gherkin]

Yea that contest is what im waiting for :)
And I really hope its no bullshit, cuz I really need a new title :s

[Fletcher`]

Aww damn. And I was just warming up to my current title. :P

However, people around me seem to like calling me a dipshit. And dumbass. :P

[Job]

the_Danarchist said:

*Funnel cakes only available to left handed hermaphrodites from Russia.
**Not garanteed. $20 entrance fee to exhibit area.

allproceedsgotodankthxbye

Oh piss. I guess the regulations for funnel cakes leaves me out. :P

Anyway, I hope this content gives me an opportunity to effectively employ what few skills I have, so I can be winning that title. It's so much more fun to play by the rules to get a demeaning title than to piss a mod off for one. :) Five bucks says that the winner of the contest say something like, "I won the contest."

[Fletcher`]

Vulg@r said:

Oh piss. I guess the regulations for funnel cakes leaves me out. :P

Anyway, I hope this content gives me an opportunity to effectively employ what few skills I have, so I can be winning that title. It's so much more fun to play by the rules to get a demeaning title than to piss a mod off for one. :) Five bucks says that the winner of the contest say something like, "I won the contest."

Who knows. It might be: "I won a stupid contest and got a stupid title. Whee." :P :)

[Job]

Yeah, those mods are tricky. Who knows what they'll do next?

[Scuba Steve]

Oh boy a custom title WOW I better stay up all night and day to prepare, just in case I miss it!!!11

oh... [/sarcasm]

[læmænt]

the_Danarchist said:

*Funnel cakes only available to left handed hermaphrodites from Russia.

Yay!

[Torn]

I could use another title... heh :P

[Fletcher`]

the_Danarchist said:

*Funnel cakes only available to left handed hermaphrodites from Russia.

I can change only if you tell me what the hell a hermaphrodite is. Hey, it's funnel cake. :P

[NiGHTMARE]

A hermaphrodite is someone who has both male and female genitalia.

[Fletcher`]

NiGHTMARE said:

A hermaphrodite is someone who has both male and female genitalia.

Funnel cake isn't worth that. :P

[Job]

I've never lived. I've never had a funnel cake.

[Sharessa]

Neither have I, but I've had elephant ears, so I'm satisfied.

[Job]

I've also had an elephant ear. That's some good stuff.

[Fletcher`]

We had funnel cake in school yesterday. No, the school didn't make it, I think it was Hostess or something name brand. It was good.

[læmænt]

Being a genuine left-handed Russian hermaphrodite, I can't wait till Sunday.

[Job]

ravage said:

We had funnel cake in school yesterday. No, the school didn't make it, I think it was Hostess or something name brand. It was good.

Hostess makes fuggin' funnel cakes?!

Damn...I love knowing how to quote properly. :D

[Sharessa]

lament said:

Being a genuine left-handed Russian hermaphrodite, I can't wait till Sunday.

Err...it's on Lüt. Yeah, thats it.

[IMJack]

Depends on your definition of "funnel cake"...

[Lüt]

http://www.doomworld.com/vb/announcement.php?s=&forumid=11

[zark]

Funnel cake? wtf?

[Lüt]

http://www.funnelcake.com/RECIPES.HTM

[deathz0r]

Lüt said:

Sunday evening is the best time (as opposed to Saturday morning/afternoon).

Oh joy, I get to be in school while the contests are running.

[Torn]

I will tear you apart... muahahah :P