DeathWolf1982 Posted July 7, 2022 In Child's Play 2, Where chucky lies to Andy Barclay by saying "Hi I'm........ Tommy, and I'm your friend, till the end. hi de ho ha ha ha!" that lie from chucky was funny. 0 Share this post Link to post
Jello Posted July 7, 2022 (edited) I think Arnold's line from Commando takes the cake: 11 Share this post Link to post
Murdoch Posted July 7, 2022 23 minutes ago, Jello said: I think Arnold's line from Commando takes the cake: A classic. 1 Share this post Link to post
Jello Posted July 7, 2022 35 minutes ago, Murdoch said: A classic. It's incredibly cheesy, but I laughed my hind end of when I saw it. I don't think there's a better "lie" in a movie. 0 Share this post Link to post
Murdoch Posted July 7, 2022 1 minute ago, Jello said: It's incredibly cheesy, but I laughed my hind end of when I saw it. I don't think there's a better "lie" in a movie. Nope. Simplicity done well. 0 Share this post Link to post
QuaketallicA Posted July 7, 2022 23 minutes ago, Biodegradable said: I love this one from Spaceballs. I see your Schwartz is less honest than mine 0 Share this post Link to post
Dark Pulse Posted July 7, 2022 Technically not an anime, not a movie, and only in the English dub (the Japanese version was a bit less extreme), but... The anime, if you are wondering, is Cyber City Oedo 808. 2 Share this post Link to post
Jello Posted July 7, 2022 29 minutes ago, Biodegradable said: I love this one from Spaceballs. I forgot about that scene from Spaceballs, Mel Brooks is truly a God among comedians. I'm always going to remember being a Senior in Highschool and my English teacher decided to have a Jeopardy game and one of the subjects was Mel Brooks films. I swept that category. His remark was "Well... I guess somebody likes Mel Brooks." My reply was "Well, he's really funny." I couldn't believe that my classmates had never seen Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, The Producers, or High Anxiety. He's an absolute genius. But the mention of Mel Brooks led me to think about Robin Hood: Men in Tights which reminded me of this great lie from Mandy Patinkin and Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride: 3 Share this post Link to post
DeathWolf1982 Posted July 7, 2022 (edited) Unburned Freddy Krueger in Freddy's dead when he kills his wife, he lies saying that she took her medicine in Maggie's flashback. 0 Share this post Link to post
The BMFG Posted July 7, 2022 kung pow has to be one of the most quotable movies of all time 4 Share this post Link to post
Jello Posted July 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, The BMFG said: kung pow has to be one of the most quotable movies of all time Kung Pow: Enter the Fist is ridiculously underrated, and I'm glad that someone else realizes just how hilarious it is. I've tried to convince people that it's an amazing movie, but I've only managed to get my Dad and my younger brother on board with me. Everyone else seems to think it's idiotic. And it is, but that doesn't mean that it's not funny. 4 Share this post Link to post
The BMFG Posted July 7, 2022 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Jello said: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist is ridiculously underrated i know right?? me and my friends love watching this movie on discord every now and then, it is absolutely some of the funniest shit ive seen in a long time. my good friend @Kuro_mahoh introduced me to it and i cant thank him enough lol 3 Share this post Link to post
Dubbag Posted July 7, 2022 I first saw this as a child and it cracked me up so bad for days LOL. Timeless movie. 0 Share this post Link to post
Jello Posted July 7, 2022 (edited) 14 minutes ago, The BMFG said: i know right?? me and my friends love watching this movie on discord every now and then, it is absolutely some of the funniest shit ive seen in a long time. my good friend @Kuro_mahoh introduced me to it and i cant thank him enough lol A friend quoted the "I need a pound of nuts. That's a lot of nuts!" line to me back in 2003, and I trusted his judgement on things that were funny so I made it a mission to get a copy. I recorded it on VHS the next weekend, and I ended up convincing my Dad to drive 120 miles round trip so I could buy it on DVD, and he was dubious as to how hilarious it was. He fell in love with it as soon as we started watching it. I think it helped that we both love Monty Python and MST3K. Edit: It's an absolute shame that it only has a 13% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Edited July 7, 2022 by Jello 3 Share this post Link to post
smeghammer Posted July 7, 2022 (edited) 13 hours ago, Jello said: Mandy Patinkin and Cary Elwes in The Princess Bride Best sword fight ever! 'I know something you don't know'... 1 Share this post Link to post
Dark Pulse Posted July 8, 2022 Guys, I just realized we're all doing it wrong. OP is asking for funny lies. 0 Share this post Link to post
mrthejoshmon Posted July 8, 2022 Black Dynamite is infinitely quotable, this kinda falls into the lie category so I'm posting it. 1 Share this post Link to post
BGreener Posted July 8, 2022 On 7/7/2022 at 2:40 AM, Jello said: I think Arnold's line from Commando takes the cake: LOL, as he kills the guy who kept lying about the Warriors having shot Cyrus. “Meta for breakfast”!? Yes, please! 0 Share this post Link to post
Jello Posted July 8, 2022 21 hours ago, smeghammer said: Best sword fight ever! 'I know something you don't know'... It's one of those few movies that everyone loves. No matter who you are, I don't think you can watch "The Princess Bride"and not enjoy it. It has this classic charm of a fairy tale that overpowers any pre-conceived thoughts, biases, or hatred. I've never known a person that thinks it's a bad movie. It's not my favorite movie, but I love it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sonikkumania Posted October 22, 2022 Necessary bump because this movie is epic: 0 Share this post Link to post
Sonikkumania Posted October 22, 2022 Also I was unable to find the scene via Youtube, but the moment in Mad Max 2... Spoiler When it's revealed that Max's shotgun was unloaded all the time until he loots the shells. 0 Share this post Link to post
HorseJockey Posted October 22, 2022 "Quick change the channel" from Zangief kills me every time 0 Share this post Link to post
Sonikkumania Posted October 26, 2022 (edited) Terminator 3, when Kate meets T-101: "- You swore you'd let me go!" "- I lied." T3 Arnie was funny. He was so mechanically akward and lacked humanity unlike his predecessor, he's not there to fuck around, he's got work to do. 0 Share this post Link to post