Abyssal Speedmapping Session 69 - RIP ASS (Complete!)

[Scorpius]

Spoiler

 

Name: Razor's Edge

MIDI: Avalanche by Mark Klem

Themes: Romero head + 45/90 degrees

Build time: 2 hours and 15 minutes

File: RAZOR.ZIP

[SleepyVelvet]

My favorite part of this session so far has been spending 20 minutes trying to figure out how the Donut special works.

[Obsidian]

Time's up, by the way. :P Round 3 is in a bit less than nine hours!

[Obsidian]

One hour before round 3 starts!

[Dubbag]

69? NICE

[Obsidian]

Menj!

 

Fifteen minutes for resource gathering comes first, same texture pack as the last two rounds.

[Obsidian]

BEHOLD, YOUR FOURTH THEME

 

-The JimmyExit! A fake exit that's full of FIREBLU and Arch-Viles :D

 

Start mapping!

[Obsidian]

FIFTEEN MINUTES FOR TESTING

[Obsidian]

Round Three is complete! Catch y'all in Round Four!

[Dragonfly]

GREETINGS ARSECHITECTS!

I am here to inform you that in ONE HOUR the fourth and final session of ASS69 will be upon us. I hope you can find the time to park your cheeks on your throne of choice and squeak out one last speedmap as we collectively say farewell to this long-lasting tradition.

 

I want you all on your cheekiest behavior, lets go out with a blast!

 

https://discord.gg/QBvhQRnZ

 

[Thelokk]

13 minutes ago, Dragonfly said:

GREETINGS ARSECHITECTS!

I am here to inform you that in ONE HOUR the fourth and final session of ASS69 will be upon us. I hope you can find the time to park your cheeks on your throne of choice and squeak out one last speedmap as we collectively say farewell to this long-lasting tradition.

 

I want you all on your cheekiest behavior, lets go out with a blast!

 

https://discord.gg/QBvhQRnZ

 

 

Depends. How many hundred thousand monsters am I allowed?

[Dragonfly]

"yes"

[Dragonfly]

ASS IS STARTING! ASS IS STARTING!

 

Get your resource pack here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/s42140ti46sm7x5/ASS69Tex.wad?dl=1

We will announce the themes and begin mapping in 15 minutes!

[Dragonfly]

YOUR TIME STARTS NOW!

Your map must utilize AT LEAST one of these themes:
 

• All linedefs are 45 and 90 degree angles only
• Use the Donut special
• Mandatory Romero's Head on a Stick usage
• The "JimmyExit"! A fake exit that's full of FIREBLU and Arch-Viles
• SECTOR PENISES

Do not blame me for the final theme, I swear I had no hand in deciding it.





GO WILD, SEE YOU IN TWO HOURS! Best of luck!!

[SleepyVelvet]

Err... my 65535 unit sector penis doesn't build correctly... 

[SleepyVelvet]

Done (2 hours; not really tested...)

Themes: Donuts; 45 Degrees; Romero Head; Jimmy Exit (sorta); A giant penis that is slightly smaller than I was originally hoping.

Name: Assodia, OBLITERATE!!!

Music: Medley (Lemmings)

 

Download: noisy_ass69_m2.zip

noisy_ass69_m2_v2.zip

 

 

Edited September 11, 2022 by NoisyVelvet

[Dragonfly]

AND THAT'S TIME! 

 

You have 15 minutes to test, refine, add music, actually finish and add an exit and submit your map.

[Dragonfly]

TIME IS UP - SUBMIT TO THE ASS

[Scorpius]

Spoiler

 

Name: The Zenith

MIDI: Into the Belly's Beast (TNT)

Themes: Romero head + JimmyExit (I think?)

Build time: 2 hours and 30 minutes

File: ZENITH.ZIP

 

P.S. The slot is MAP12 to use SKY2!

[Pegleg]

Fifth time's the charm! (Hopefully.)

 

This is the fifth time I've tried to submit a map to ASS, so here it is. I didn't really start until about an hour late due to issues on my end. Hopefully, it still gets thrown into the mix.

 

ass69peg_v1.zip

 

Name: The Demon's Blood Reactor

Themes: 45 and 90 degree angles only, Romero's Head on a Stick, JimmyExit

Midi: "I Sawed the Demons" by Bobby Prince

Build time: 2.5 hours

Difficulties: Yes

Co-op:  Yes

DM: No

Tested with: GZDoom 4.7.1

 

I didn't have time to incorporate the textures into the wad, so you'll have to load the resource file to test it.

[BluePineapple72]

3 hours ago, Pegleg said:

ass69peg_v1.zip

Ass peg. Nice 

[MFG38]

19 hours ago, Dragonfly said:

SECTOR PENISES

 

Fuck, now I wish I could've caught the final round... :c

 

At least I got a map in regardless.

[Scorpius]

I want to quickly update my second submission to fix a critical bug (and a couple texturing errors) - ZENITH-v2.ZIP

[SleepyVelvet]

Any updates on this?  I wouldn't mind plonking through a beta this weekend if it exists.

I notice 68 isn't on idgames either though.  No rush.

[Obsidian]

Boo!

 

 

I didn't forget! This is a compilation of 32 of the maps from the 69th Abyssal Speedmapping Session, carefully curated and adorned by graphics. The second and third compilations will hopefully be not too far behind. 👍

[Thelokk]

26 minutes ago, Obsidian said:

Boo!

 

 

I didn't forget! This is a compilation of 32 of the maps from the 69th Abyssal Speedmapping Session, carefully curated and adorned by graphics. The second and third compilations will hopefully be not too far behind. 👍

 

ASS.

[Obsidian]

2 minutes ago, Thelokk said:

 

ASS.

 

ASS.

[Dragonfly]

1 hour ago, Obsidian said:

1 hour ago, Thelokk said:

 

ASS.

ASS.

ASS.

[Xyzzу]

32 minutes ago, Dragonfly said:

2 hours ago, Obsidian said:

2 hours ago, Thelokk said:

ASS.

ASS.

ASS.

 

 

[Walter confetti]

It's normal the sky looks like this?

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Anyway, just give a look, everything is so ass-tactular! Congrats everyone, waiting for the complete release!