LadyMistDragon Posted September 14, 2022 John Wick Generic male vengeance flick starting some washed-up dude who was in that Matrix movie as well as Bill and Ted. Strangely stylish product despite John Wick being a generic superman with a stupid name. The scene at the end where multiple helicopters were blown up was absolutely epic though. I'm realizing Max Payne and this are basically the same character, but this was actually a decent movie. Plot felt so rote and tiresome though. There's two more movies but I dunno where they could go when he so selfishly replaces his dead wife. 1 Share this post Link to post
Walter confetti Posted September 14, 2022 On 9/13/2022 at 9:57 AM, TheMagicMushroomMan said: As the title says - describe/review a movie or series that you've never watched, as though you just finished watching it five minutes ago. Describing the plot of a game you've never played is also fine, but don't get into gameplay details and stuff too much. Interesting idea, what do you mean by never watched? Something you know just by the title? Or if you seen the poster and nothing else is it the same? I think written reviews stands by having watched a movie? Back on topic: Scalps - a young native American woman is looking for revenge in this bleeding western where she's hunting all the American confederate army headed by the vicious rapist general Custer. The movie evolves in a spiral of violence and revenge until unexpected points! Spoiler Of this thing I saw the poster on the recommended movies list in a movie channel on my TV 1 Share this post Link to post
SplinkWizard Posted September 14, 2022 Return of the Living Dead: After the events of Day of the Dead, the survivors return home to find that all the zombies are gone and the humans have rebuilt society. However, it turns out that the zombies went into hiding underground, plotting their revenge. Lead by zombie mastermind tarman, the zombies return to the surface and go to war with the humans. The secret to their intelligence is by eating the brains of the living to increase their own intelligence. 1 Share this post Link to post
SplinkWizard Posted September 14, 2022 21 hours ago, dasho said: The Walking Dead: A bunch of LARPers continually refuse to learn from their mistakes. That's a correct summary. 1 Share this post Link to post
scalliano Posted September 14, 2022 Harry Potter: A wee lad who looks like the sort of kid who got picked on from year 1 goes to a secret boarding school to become a wizard, yet doesn't have the ability to cure his own astigmatism for some reason. And there's an Irish kid who blows stuff up. 1 Share this post Link to post
The BMFG Posted September 17, 2022 The Wire : a guy trying his absolute hardest to plug a cord into the wall behind his desk while there's a giant mess of wires there 0 Share this post Link to post
hybridial Posted September 17, 2022 Game of Thrones It's musical chairs only the loser each round gets their head lopped off. And Dragons. 0 Share this post Link to post
Azuris Posted September 17, 2022 Game of Thrones: People killing each other and having Sex to gather Viewers, doing some Intrigue to sit on a Chair and waiting for Dragons. In the End they decide to do something together as a Group to disappoint Fans. Squid Game: People wearing Playstation Symbols to generate Memes. Vampire Diaries: Cheap Buffy knock off that replaced Buffy by a Soap Opera. 0 Share this post Link to post
Gez Posted September 17, 2022 (edited) Squid Game is a documentary about a professional Splatoon 3 e-sport league. 1 Share this post Link to post
Koko Ricky Posted September 17, 2022 (edited) Game of Thrones: A bunch of smelly Europeans vie for power while dragons ejaculate. 0 Share this post Link to post
YeOldeFellerNoob Posted September 18, 2022 Shrek 2. Shrek has to deal with a new war among the fairytale creatures and the folktale creatures. While this is happening, Donkey is having a romantic drama with his dragon, which results in the dragon leaving the fairytale side and go to the folktale side. 0 Share this post Link to post
Nikku4211 Posted September 18, 2022 Beastars An astrologist discovers a new star that is also a beast, and prepares a whole team of protectors to defend the Earth from this star. 0 Share this post Link to post