Redneckerz Posted November 21, 2022 14 minutes ago, CFWMagic said: There's a Russian saying for these moments. "Hangover is not a sickness. It's a punishment. Drink water and you'll only take probation." The only way to fix a hungover is to drink another beer. - Elon Musk 1 Share this post Link to post
CFWMagic Posted November 21, 2022 I blame myself for these olives complimenting my scotch not being salted. I should've pushed for world-wide regulation of olive production! All olives are hereby to be salted to be the most satisfying snack to chase your scotch with! 0 Share this post Link to post
dasho Posted November 21, 2022 2 hours ago, CFWMagic said: I blame myself for these olives complimenting my scotch not being salted. I should've pushed for world-wide regulation of olive production! All olives are hereby to be salted to be the most satisfying snack to chase your scotch with! This whole Satan role-playing thing is getting weird. 0 Share this post Link to post
CFWMagic Posted November 21, 2022 (edited) 1 minute ago, dasho said: This whole Satan role-playing thing is getting weird. ... What. Where did I mention Satan? ... Did you confuse this thread with react to the profile picture above you? Oo ... I mean, I'm not even a Satanist. EDIT: Don't mean it as edgy satire or whatnot. Genuine question. If I've offended you somehow, I apologize. Yet ... The joke was supposed to be, I'm but one man, but somehow, I should've controlled global economical and food supply standards by making olives salted. As stated in the thread purpose ... Absurdism. Did I somehow make you think of Satan? Make no mistake, I'm very willing to debate religion, but this here thread isn't supposed to be that? ... Or ... Am I thinking too hard and you were being sarcastic, and it went WAY above my head? 0 Share this post Link to post
dasho Posted November 21, 2022 You're a self-proclaimed "Luciferianist" and are doing a thread where you try to induce people to blame you for all of their problems. To me, that's a weird Satan role-playing thing. I wouldn't think too much more into it than that, nor do I have any interest in debating religion with you. 0 Share this post Link to post
CFWMagic Posted November 21, 2022 (edited) 7 minutes ago, dasho said: You're a self-proclaimed "Luciferianist" and are doing a thread where you try to induce people to blame you for all of their problems. To me, that's a weird Satan role-playing thing. I wouldn't think too much more into it than that, nor do I have any interest in debating religion with you. Oh. I ... Actually didn't think that far. I mean, I suppose I get why you're being wary, all things considered. But ... I can assure you that's not the case. I'm the kind of Luciferianist that adheres to the philosophy, not the entity. Meaning ... I'm the Luciferianist who actually is wary of Lucifer and doesn't want to be related to the actual Lucifer, for the same reason Lucifer doesn't want to be affiliated with god. But. Uh. That's way over my head to be honest. You don't have to believe me, and I do acknowledge I might sound like some of the ... "Liberal Cult" or whatever the fuck some people are doing in their spare time in this brave new world ... But see. I'm a simple guy. I drink whiskey. I like occasionally childish humor. And the reason for which I even bother with Luciferianism is because I am a self-styled rebel. There's no dog-whistled in this thread. I'm not trying to convert anyone to Luciferianism, nor am I roleplaying as Lucifer. That would stand against my very beliefs. I won't kneel before Lucifer, for the same reason Lucifer didn't kneel before God. I'm a REALLY simple person. My principle is, I do what I want, when I want. And ... Well. I genuinely find the blame game funny. I find absurdism funny. I'm not trying to roleplay as Satan, and that's why I want people to blame me. I want people to blame me because I obviously have nothing to do with anybody else's problems. I'm literally a nothing, and my name is nobody. That's why it's funny to me to have people blame me for every little petty thing. Because it makes no sense and is absurd. EDIT: I suppose, if I had to TL;DR this whole point ... Roleplaying as Satan would be identiterianism and taking things way too seriously. While I'm more of an anarchist mind. I'm the kind of stupid guy who will go "why so serious?" and poke fun at people for being too engaged with things they're not willing to follow through. Ultimately, I'm kind of an anarchist. But ... I'm too smart to actually believe in anarchy. Because I know it does not work. So instead, I enjoy myself by posting absurd humor and disregarding real-life problems by taking the piss out of them. There's nothing sacred for me. I laugh because I can. I respect other people's beliefs, so long as they don't try to enforce them on me. But ultimately, beliefs are just that, beliefs. It's like an asshole. Everyone has one. And unless you had an enema, it's going to be dirty. Me point being ... Relax man. Poke fun at me. Take the piss out of me if you want. But in no way I'm here to actually give you existential crisis. And because I"m a bleeding heart ... I don't want you to feel offended by what in my mind, is a joke. Sorry man, but ... None of this is a conspiracy or whatever. Though, I'm glad you thought for a moment I'm intelligent enough to pull this off heh. Anyway. How about we squash this, and you blame me for something absurdly irrelevant instead? Edited November 21, 2022 by CFWMagic 1 Share this post Link to post
TheMagicMushroomMan Posted November 22, 2022 I blame myself for reading this whole thread! Punish me! 2 Share this post Link to post
CFWMagic Posted November 22, 2022 1 hour ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said: I blame myself for reading this whole thread! Punish me! Oh. That's a new one. Okay, do NM100% of mock 2! 0 Share this post Link to post
TheMagicMushroomMan Posted November 22, 2022 5 hours ago, CFWMagic said: Oh. That's a new one. Okay, do NM100% of mock 2! No!!! Also, it's your fault Doomworld crashed for five hours! 1 Share this post Link to post
CFWMagic Posted November 22, 2022 6 minutes ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said: No!!! Also, it's your fault Doomworld crashed for five hours! I know right! It's because of the mandela effect thread! My perception of reality and my memories were broken, as such I destroyed the very fabric of the internet until I've coped with the truth! 0 Share this post Link to post
CFWMagic Posted November 28, 2022 (edited) OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY DID I HAVE TO DRINK THE WHOLE FUCKING BOTTLE. I blame myself for nuking a 700 ml scotch bottle ... Fuck m8, I simultaneously feel like utter shite, yet I get a honorable mention because it still smells better than whatever the fuck I'm going to smell like tomorrow ... Oh boy I'm seriously intoxicated ... EDIT: I blame meself for being an utter fuckin' tosspot mate, but then is that even a surprise? M8 fuck I'm too drunko to type. Pissed like no tommorow ... 0 Share this post Link to post
Spooner5020 Posted November 28, 2022 I blame you for making Duke Nukem Forever suck. 1 Share this post Link to post
ReX Posted November 28, 2022 @CFWMagic: I blame you for propagating the Nosferatu Syndrome around the world, especially in Doomworld. Now we'll all live forever and be bored out of our skulls when we don't have new stuff to talk about. And then we'll turn on each other and systematically bring about the downfall of civilization as we know it. Or something. 1 Share this post Link to post
Biodegradable Posted November 28, 2022 I blame CFWMagic for making me once again forget to take my lunch break during work and now having to go hungry for another two hours so I don't spoil my dinner. ...Am I doing it right? 1 Share this post Link to post
CFWMagic Posted November 28, 2022 11 hours ago, Biodegradable said: ...Am I doing it right? Yup! Just perfect! I blame myself for drinking so much that I'm not sure if I'm hungover or still drunk at this point. Also I can barely walk. 0 Share this post Link to post
CFWMagic Posted December 3, 2022 (edited) I blame myself for horrifying the poor, poor witnesses of Jehova coming at my door this morning and waking me up. I'm a bad person for doing this, but it was extremely funny to watch their faces progressively melt into horror as I explained to them that I'm a Luciferianist and then described some Satanist tenets to them. Bonus points for quoting Doom 3's "Valuable Sacrificial Pointers". Our time is here! Soon the humans will suffer eternal torment as spoken of in the prophesy. We will feast upon their souls! When opening sacrificial portals, it is important to remember: - Virgin blood is best - Goat blood must be no older than 3 days - Entrails must be removed and apportioned either before death, or no later than 30min - Candles must be sorted by tallest in back to shortest in front - never the other way around! Most important - pentagrams must be drawn from the center to the outside and left to right. These guys won't try to show up at my door again anytime soon, LaL LiL LuL LeL LoL. Edited December 3, 2022 by CFWMagic 0 Share this post Link to post
Rykzeon Posted December 3, 2022 I blame you for Jesus getting crucified, you sinner. 1 Share this post Link to post
CFWMagic Posted December 3, 2022 Just now, Rykz said: I blame you for Jesus getting crucified, you sinner. Heheh, guilty as charged! 0 Share this post Link to post
IcarusOfDaggers Posted December 3, 2022 (edited) This is one of the most disturbing topics in here... @CFWMagic About that... I had a jehovas witness as a coworker, pretty chill dude...but he did talk a lot about people using all kinds of dairy products fofor blueberries. The jehova solicitor in Estonia was fun though. I told the guy about my belief in reincarnation and that I believe I may be reincarnated.... Well, I had a hard time holding in my laughter when the solicitors (about 5 or 7 year old?) daughter explained it to his father and the dude looked like a confused hare caught in the headlights. Was fun talk with the daughter....they never visited me again. Edited December 3, 2022 by IcarusOfDaggers 1 Share this post Link to post
CFWMagic Posted December 3, 2022 (edited) 7 minutes ago, IcarusOfDaggers said: This is one of the most disturbing topics in here... He-heh-heh. Feel free to blame me for creating it! EDIT: Aye, they are actually occasionally fun to talk to, whenever they let down their guard and are actually up to philosophical and existential debate. Unfortunately that rarely ever happens. For the most part, they have a very specific job to do, that being enroll people. Can't blame them. And I do try to be nice. It's not like I hiss at them and cut my veins to spray them with blood (I don't do these kinds of things). In fact, one of the witnesses I saw this morning, we had a nice ten minute conversation, comparing our knowledge of the Bible. Unfortunately for them, I also have rudimentary knowledge of the Torah and relative knowledge of the Quaran and it's Hadiths, so I was better armed to stand my ground. Besides, ultimately, they can't convert me because most religions have a principle which claims one must submit, pray to and kneel before God. Which I will not do under any circumstance. Thus attempting to deconvert me from Luciferianism is pointless ... But for the same reason I long for my own freedom, I actually understand and respect the choices of religious people. If they truly do desire to be one with god, and follow as his herd, by his guiding hand ... I am nobody to judge them. Ultimately I myself am the same thing as Lucifer. All I can do is observe, learn and reason. Not change minds or demand worship. Edited December 3, 2022 by CFWMagic 0 Share this post Link to post
IcarusOfDaggers Posted December 3, 2022 3 minutes ago, CFWMagic said: He-heh-heh. Feel free to blame me for creating it! Nah... I blame everything on myself usually since everyone blames me for everything.....so blaming others is way too natural for me, so imma do the unnatural thing and blame everybody but you. 1 Share this post Link to post
CFWMagic Posted December 3, 2022 1 minute ago, IcarusOfDaggers said: Nah... I blame everything on myself usually since everyone blames me for everything.....so blaming others is way too natural for me, so imma do the unnatural thing and blame everybody but you. Dang ... Well played! I stand defeated ... Well played indeed! 1 Share this post Link to post
IcarusOfDaggers Posted December 3, 2022 Just now, CFWMagic said: Dang ... Well played! I stand defeated ... Well played indeed! Now back to regular topics of misinterpetation of Satanism and the cults of Jehova, Catholisism, Lutherism, Muslim, Budism, Paganism and every other tax evading church out there 1 Share this post Link to post
CFWMagic Posted December 3, 2022 Just now, IcarusOfDaggers said: Now back to regular topics of misinterpetation of Satanism and the cults of Jehova, Catholisism, Lutherism, Muslim, Budism, Paganism and every other tax evading church out there As much as I'd like to, I don't think these forums are the place for that. Especially not this joke thread, heh. It was a fun tangent, but we really shouldn't get too into it. Feel free to give any closing thoughts, of course, but I won't be adding more to the conversation here. That said, we can chat in DM if you'd like! 0 Share this post Link to post
IcarusOfDaggers Posted December 3, 2022 9 minutes ago, CFWMagic said: As much as I'd like to, I don't think these forums are the place for that. Especially not this joke thread, heh. It was a fun tangent, but we really shouldn't get too into it. Feel free to give any closing thoughts, of course, but I won't be adding more to the conversation here. That said, we can chat in DM if you'd like! You missed the joke..... But imma blame the thread for this... 1 Share this post Link to post
Quill Posted December 3, 2022 (edited) On topic of the original post: I blame you for making me type this.i don't even remember typing this what kind of voodoo magic is this 1 Share this post Link to post
CFWMagic Posted December 3, 2022 1 minute ago, IcarusOfDaggers said: You missed the joke..... But imma blame the thread for this... Ah. I did ... I'm a little drunk, me brain is lagging and rubberbanding! Just now, Quill said: On topic of the original post: I blame you for making me type this.i don't even remember typing this what kind of voodoo magic is this Heh-heh, I'm a voodoo boy! (Cyberpunk 2077 reference) 2 Share this post Link to post
CFWMagic Posted December 5, 2022 This is predictable as hell, because I keep doing this every single time ... But I blame myself for getting drunk YET AGAIN ... God the hangover from vodka is horrible T.T ... 0 Share this post Link to post
TheMagicMushroomMan Posted December 5, 2022 I blame the media for introducing kids to crunkcore!!! 3 Share this post Link to post
The BMFG Posted December 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said: I blame the media for introducing kids to crunkcore!!! what the fuck is crunkcore 1 Share this post Link to post