Biffy Posted February 19, 2003 Joke that is, hahaha. ------------------------- An old wild west fort is about to be attacked. The wily old general sends for his trusty Indian scout. "Yumti-Bi," he said, "you must use all your thirty years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are up against here." Yumti-Bi lay down and put his ear to the ground... "Heap-big war party," he says, "maybe three hundred braves, four chiefs, two on black horses, two on white stallions. All have war paint...many, many guns. Medicine man also with them." "Good grief!" exclaims the general, "You can tell all of that just by listening to the ground???" "No, general," replied the Indian, "I can see under the gate..." 0 Share this post Link to post
pritch Posted February 19, 2003 Where's my quickie, damnit? *me spanks 0 Share this post Link to post
Sweet Prince Posted February 20, 2003 lol... oops im gonna wake my g/f 0 Share this post Link to post