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whenever a new "fifa" come out, i play it all the time for a week or two. Then i never touch it again.

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If they ever do make computer gaming an official sport, will they make a computer game out of it? ;)

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rofl. That would probably be a bit like "the sims"

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Yeah, but your objective would be "Gather an award-winning Clan". You have to make money so you can buy Cuake 3 : Arena o' Death (unrelated to all that copyrighted stuff of id) to practice...

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Actually, all sports are simplistic.
Think about it:
Basketball-Throw a ball into a hoop with a net on the hoop.
Hockey-Slap a puck into a goal. Whee.
Baseball-Smack a ball with a streamlined piece of premium wood, then around 4 bases. Woo-hoo, great fun.
Soccer-Kick a ball into goal. Shin-breaking good time.
Racing-Don't want go there again.
Wrestling-It's a sport only if you use the term loosely, but I find myself strangely attracted to it.
Rugby-Watch a bunch of violent kick and throw a ball around, as they try to knock into a goal. *yawn*
F1 Racing-Sucky, sucky, sucky. /me pukes
Polo-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHhahahaha!!!!!11 THIS IS A SPORT?!?! SOMEONE must have been bored.
Football-Hey gys, want to kick and throw a ball around for a while to each other, and see who can sustain the most bodily injuries while meanwhile trying to get across the touch-down line while somehow still holding the ball? No, not really.
Boxing-Not much of a sport, really. Two big bruisers pound awhile on each other. And epople pay actual hard-earned money to watch this crap!
I believe there more sports to talk aout, but you get the idea.

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Of course they're simplistic, why do you think so many idiots flock to them? Boy bands, Britney Spears, TV shows like Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Baywatch and Friends; all as popular as sports. The masses of simple-minded bozos have to have something on their level to entertain them.

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Someone was talking about Need For Speed.

I don't where EA had their minds when they released NFS2 and 3; NFS1 had essence (i.e. the pre-rendered graphics, the realism, and the list goes on and on).

High Stakes, altough being basically the same as Hot Pursuit, had many new interesting features that made it a nice game.

Porsche 2000 was definitely the best of the new NFS games.

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DoomBoy

Rugby-Watch a bunch of violent kick and throw a ball around, as they try to knock into a goal. *yawn*


That Ain't Rugby. That's Gaelic Football.

Rugby IS THE ULTIMATE sport.
Requires Skill. Unlike Soccer, Basketball, and numerous other boring sports.

NFS 1
NFS 3 Racing Games that RULE
NFS 4
Carmageddon 1: Rules
Carmageddon 2: Not played it.
Carmageddon 3: Not Going to Play it.

I can't wait for NFS: Motor City Online.
I think you can form clans and destroy other
clans buildings to.

I saw a screenshot of it that looks like a
guy just through a Molotov into a Petrol
Station....................Cool


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Rugby IS THE ULTIMATE sport.
Requires Skill.


They all require skill, no matter who likes what more.

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