DOA Volleyball?

[Wobbo]

So what do you think?

[gatewatcher]

IMO, retarded.

[DooMBoy]

Any game that has a bunch of hot chicks slapping each other around whilst playing volleyball is fine by me.

[Epyo]

where's the, "I don't care because I'm too lazy too develop an opinion" choice?

[Lüt]

Epyo said:

where's the, "I don't care because I'm too lazy too develop an opinion" choice?

Are you blind?

[gatewatcher]

DooMBoy said:

Any game that has a bunch of hot chicks slapping each other around whilst playing volleyball is fine by me.

They're a bunch of pixels, you mongoloid. =P

The reality version is great, though.

[Lüt]

gatewatcher said:

They're a bunch of pixels, you mongoloid. =P

The reality version is great, though.

They're just a bunch of molecules, you ninnyhammer. =P

The imaginary version is great, though.

[Use]

gatewatcher said:

IMO, retarded.

I share this opinion.

Lüt said:

They're just a bunch of molecules, you ninnyhammer. =P [/B]

molecules > pixels

[gatewatcher]

Lüt said:

They're just a bunch of molecules, you ninnyhammer. =P

The imaginary version is great, though.

I bite my thumb at you, sir.

[DooMBoy]

gatewatcher said:

They're a bunch of pixels, you mongoloid. =P

True, but it never hurts to have a perverse imagination :)

The reality version is great, though.

I wholeheartedly agree.

[Bloodshedder]

Actually, they consist of a large amount of polygons meshed together to form virtual 3-dimensional objects, which are then rasterized to a 2-dimensional display.

[Fletcher`]

DooMBoy said:

Any game that has a bunch of hot chicks slapping each other around whilst playing volleyball is fine by me.

heh

[IMJack]

Haven't played it; therefore, have no grounds on which to base an opinion.

[Alientank]

DOA Volleyball: The game for single geeks who have sex with 2 pieces of meat wrapped around their ____.

[Scuba Steve]

And HOW!

/spanks it between two porterhouses

[gatewatcher]

Alientank said:

DOA Volleyball: The game for single geeks who have sex with 2 pieces of meat wrapped around their ____.

That was pretty dumb.

[Remilia Scarlet]

As one of my friends at school put it (to paraphrase): It's an interactive videogame version of "playing with Barbie dolls", except with DoA characters.

I haven't played it yet, but I wanna go play with the Kasumi Barbie doll!

[zark]

It's a fucking stupid idea, really only for dumb people who get their kicks out of 3d, imaginary people.

Kind of like Tomb Raider, but at least TR was more than just seeing boobies bounce.

[Lord FlatHead]

Troughout technological evolution in the 20th century, two significant forces have driven technology forward : war and pornography. And vice versa.

So I guess I'm anticipating the game.

[thedemonsarecoming]

Its stupid, dont waste your money.

[Disorder]

Hey, at least you can masturbate to it. That probably doesn't work when you're fighting demons in claustrophobic hallways..

[DooMBoy]

Disorder said:

Hey, at least you can masturbate to it.

You, sir, need to get laid, in a very bad way.

That probably doesn't work when you're fighting demons in claustrophobic hallways..

I should think not, it's impossible to get hard when a Demon's ripping you open and an Imp's clawing your eyes out :P

[Disorder]

DooMBoy said:

I should think not, it's impossible to get hard when a Demon's ripping you open and an Imp's clawing your eyes out :P

Depends. There are some very disturbing people on this planet. Some might actually like it ;)

[DooMBoy]

Disorder said:

Depends. There are some very disturbing people on this planet. Some might actually like it ;)

Such as yourself? ;)

[DarkWolf]

I think the game play might be better if it was Dead on Arrival Volleyball rather than Dead or Alive...

I won't be buying it either way, because I don't have any of those fancy new consoles.

[Disorder]

DooMBoy said:

Such as yourself? ;)

Not yet.. Maybe in the future :P

[Sharessa]

Wobbo said:

So what do you think?

Heh...I had a hard time trying to pick between option 2 and option 3. 3 was funnier, but 2 was closer to my opinion, so 2 it was. Anyway, if you're really desperate for female companionship, get some girl you know to hug you or find some girl online to talk to. It's all good.

[Linguica]

boobs

[Fletcher`]

the_Danarchist said:

Heh...I had a hard time trying to pick between option 2 and option 3. 3 was funnier, but 2 was closer to my opinion, so 2 it was. Anyway, if you're really desperate for female companionship, get some girl you know to hug you or find some girl online to talk to. It's all good.

You're better off getting a dog.

[Alientank]

gatewatcher said:

That was pretty dumb.

Mad because I figured you out?