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DOA Volleyball?

DOA Volley: Brilliant or what?  

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  1. 1. DOA Volley: Brilliant or what?

    • Brilliant, the next step in interactive entertainment! Pass the Kleenex.
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    • An emabrrasment to the entire videogame community
      15
    • DOA? Whats that stand for? Department of Ass?
      3
    • I don\'t care because I\'m too lazy too develop an opinion
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ravage said:

You're better off getting a dog.

Dogs don't hug back, and they also shit on the floor.

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the_Danarchist said:

Dogs don't hug back, and they also shit on the floor.

Yes, but they don't normally kick you out of bed. :P

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the_Danarchist said:

Never had a girl do that to me either.

Yet. Just fuck up once, and she will.

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Alientank said:

Mad because I figured you out?


I think he's mad because you're about as witty as a thumbtack.

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I wont like it because it has hot girls in bathing suits, but I won't dismiss it because of that either. If the game is actually fun to play, than the babes are only a plus to an already good game. If the game itself isn't fun to play, then I pitty the makers for trying to make money off of sex.

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Use3D said:

I think he's mad because you're about as witty as a thumbtack.

...but half as sharp.

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Use3D said:

I think he's mad because you're about as witty as a thumbtack.

Heh, true.

Anyway, I just fail to see a reason for playing virtual volleyball. I mean, besides any new tech this game offers, it's pretty much worthless I guess.

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the_Danarchist said:

Dogs don't hug back, and they also shit on the floor.

Heh, there are lots of girls on this planet who do both of these things :P

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Tbe way I see it is that you have A) real people with fake boobies with pornography. B) fake people with boobies that you can control with DOA. The gains to losses here are pretty even. I think it's fuckin rad.

Hey, at least you can masturbate to it. That probably doesn't work when you're fighting demons in claustrophobic hallways..


Nothing gets me hard like killing demons in claustrophobic hallways.

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nxn said:

I wont like it because it has hot girls in bathing suits, but I won't dismiss it because of that either. If the game is actually fun to play, than the babes are only a plus to an already good game. If the game itself isn't fun to play, then I pitty the makers for trying to make money off of sex.


the ironic thing is that everybodys saying its BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL DEAD OR ALIVE!!!!

To be honest with you , they were sexier when they had more clothes on beating each other down

[sarcasm]I mean, am i the only one thats sick of well-endowed woemen in bikinis playing in the sand?[/sarcasm]

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Scuba Steve said:

And HOW!

/spanks it between two porterhouses


Damn you! You made me laugh too hard!

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Well, This isn't surprising:
There is a topless mode in DOA volleyball.
Just found out. You wanna know how? kiss my ass. I don't remember how.

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Toonami reviewed that game. They said it was okay to play, but some people would enjoy it for "other reasons."

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heh. i never liked volleyball. all those chicks that are into sprts have a nice body, but not nice chest and buttox. the doa girls arte cool, but they belong in doa. i think it was braught on by sega thinking that all their game girls should have bouncy breasts.
its an ok game in my mind, but your are too hampered by trying to catch a "bounce" in my mind.

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the game may be fine for 5 minutes but it would get old, fast. either way they are just trying to tie sex into a game to squeaz a few dollars out of somethink. like the very shitty BMX XXX game. either way it looks, sounds and taste like rotten retard meat. I really dont care about the game

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I am of the opinion that gameplay is more important in a game than fancy graphics. So what if there's impossibly shaped babes with a superpowerful physics engine powering their breasts? If that's all that DOA Xtreme Volleyball has going for it, then screw it. I can get my kicks in other ways (not what others have suggested).

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Well, This isn't surprising:
There is a topless mode in DOA volleyball.
Just found out. You wanna know how? kiss my ass. I don't remember how



If your sources were EGM I would doubt the truth in it since that was in the April issue and they really like to play pranks on the readers. That sounds very much like one they would pull.

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Sorry, DOA Volleyball would only be any good is it got Samus to take off her suit and pick up the ball. And if Peach and Zelda and um, Malon and... (tries to think of other adult women in Nintendo's realm) Adult Saria....

WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING AT ME LIKE THAT?!?!

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Sorry, DOA Volleyball would only be any good is it got Samus to take off her suit and pick up the ball. And if Peach and Zelda and um, Malon and... (tries to think of other adult women in Nintendo's realm) Adult Saria....

WHY ARE YOU ALL STARING AT ME LIKE THAT?!?!



Fuck yeah man! Samus would be the best. You know she has to be hot underneath all that metal.

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oh gawd.. you guys have a problem with semi-nude chicks? i'd get this game in a heartbeat if i had an x-box and the money.. or if i knew a way to pirate it heh

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