Alientank Posted February 22, 2003 http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0744/ Holy crap. 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted February 22, 2003 What the fuck? I already saw this last night. 0 Share this post Link to post
myk Posted February 22, 2003 Ew... heh. Nonetheless, I tend to eat just once per day, with an occasional snack here or there. 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted February 22, 2003 I eat twice a day, occasionally three. 0 Share this post Link to post
Alientank Posted February 22, 2003 My eating habits depend on if I got a girlfriend or not. Woah did I just cross the line or what. 0 Share this post Link to post
nxn Posted February 23, 2003 Next time I'm at McD's I'll just order a whole cow to go. 0 Share this post Link to post
nxn Posted February 23, 2003 BBG said:Heh, read it. I love X-E. I love X and E as well bbg... 0 Share this post Link to post
david_a Posted February 23, 2003 At my 1337z0rz job last summer I ended up reading every single article on X-E (more because I was stunningly bored than it being the best site ever, though). The reviews of the Masters of the Universe and Transformer shows are pretty good. 0 Share this post Link to post
Gokuma Posted February 23, 2003 I think this is what you call target marketing of the stupid demographic. 0 Share this post Link to post
AndrewB Posted February 23, 2003 Awesome. Very entertaining read. The incredible thing is that people actually buy and eat this stuff. Of, course they love to say "I'd rather live a few less years eating food I love than live longer eating carrots and celery." And then, laughably, their opinions dramatically change when they get a blood clot in their brain, and lose the crucially important ability to shoot themselves in the head. 0 Share this post Link to post
Stealthy Ivan Posted February 23, 2003 Ah hahaha Im gonna go get one of thoes.... (Im gonna feed it to my dog, and see how fat it gets) 0 Share this post Link to post
Grazza Posted February 23, 2003 That's nothing. The best pig-out all-day breakfasts can be found at the Tahoe Biltmore. "$2.49 3-Egg Breakfast served 24/7". If you make the mistake of spending as much as $10 on breakfast (an easy mistake for a Brit to make, given that you'd normally expect to spend that much on a decent breakfast in Britain), then you get enough to feed a team of oxen. 0 Share this post Link to post
myk Posted February 23, 2003 Well, oxen normally eat grass, so maybe that stuff isn't so unhealthy... though I've never tried eating a huge bunch of grass, I must admit. 0 Share this post Link to post
Grazza Posted February 23, 2003 Heh. I guess the term "pig-out" is inappropriate too. The quality is pretty good in fact; it's just the quantities... 0 Share this post Link to post
Little Faith Posted February 23, 2003 I prefer low-fat foods. That means I can eat so much more of it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Fletcher` Posted February 23, 2003 myk said:Well, oxen normally eat grass, so maybe that stuff isn't so unhealthy... though I've never tried eating a huge bunch of grass, I must admit. I have. It's not too bad too. Seriously. 0 Share this post Link to post
Job Posted February 24, 2003 This is unhealthy on a level only realized by Spam. Which has, for all the servings in a less-than-1-pound tin has 96 grams of fat. ::shudders:: It's like an article I once read said: "Companies are expanding new frontiers on learning how to exponentially expand the waistline of the American public." 0 Share this post Link to post
Black Void Posted February 24, 2003 You people suck! You HAVE to go with the logic that you only live once - now where was I... ah yes, my third swanson meal of the day! WAHOO! 0 Share this post Link to post
niguel Posted February 24, 2003 i eat almost all the time, stuff like low-fat yoghurts and "FITNESS" cereal. then I drink alot of vitamin-full juices. but sometimes when I have candies at reach, they're gone... 0 Share this post Link to post
Rotting Corpse Posted February 24, 2003 And people wonder why people are geting so fat. That is a hart attack in a box. 0 Share this post Link to post
stphrz Posted February 24, 2003 Jeez, I wish I could find it, but I read somewhere that North American teenage boys eat on average 3200 calories a day. And those are the ones that aren't fatties. Remembering back to when I was in high school and how I used to eat, I can believe it. Go to any fast food place and order a double burger, fries and a shake and you get more fat and calories that that breakfast. The only difference is a more palatable meal (barely). That thing is just disgusting :P 0 Share this post Link to post
Bloodshedder Posted February 24, 2003 I work at a grocery store and I actually saw someone buy TWO of these things. 0 Share this post Link to post
Black Void Posted February 24, 2003 Bloodshedder said:I work at a grocery store and I actually saw someone buy TWO of these things. Hell, I'd buy 5. 0 Share this post Link to post
IMJack Posted February 24, 2003 stphrz said:Jeez, I wish I could find it, but I read somewhere that North American teenage boys eat on average 3200 calories a day. And those are the ones that aren't fatties. Remembering back to when I was in high school and how I used to eat, I can believe it.I believe it too. They generally fall into one of two categories: jocks with supercharged metabolisms who need this shit, or fat-asses like myself with no willpower.Bloodshedder said:I work at a grocery store and I actually saw someone buy TWO of these things. Heh. It's always something when you realize your customer is living a worse life than yourself. 0 Share this post Link to post
Bloodshedder Posted February 24, 2003 Well, you know what they say. If people wouldn't buy it, they wouldn't produce it. 0 Share this post Link to post
Gokuma Posted February 25, 2003 I like large quantities but this Swanson crap is obviously shit quality. 0 Share this post Link to post