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Why don't you choke some more food down you fat mofugger

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Ew... heh. Nonetheless, I tend to eat just once per day, with an occasional snack here or there.

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At my 1337z0rz job last summer I ended up reading every single article on X-E (more because I was stunningly bored than it being the best site ever, though). The reviews of the Masters of the Universe and Transformer shows are pretty good.

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Awesome. Very entertaining read.

The incredible thing is that people actually buy and eat this stuff. Of, course they love to say "I'd rather live a few less years eating food I love than live longer eating carrots and celery." And then, laughably, their opinions dramatically change when they get a blood clot in their brain, and lose the crucially important ability to shoot themselves in the head.

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That's nothing. The best pig-out all-day breakfasts can be found at the Tahoe Biltmore. "$2.49 3-Egg Breakfast served 24/7". If you make the mistake of spending as much as $10 on breakfast (an easy mistake for a Brit to make, given that you'd normally expect to spend that much on a decent breakfast in Britain), then you get enough to feed a team of oxen.

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Well, oxen normally eat grass, so maybe that stuff isn't so unhealthy... though I've never tried eating a huge bunch of grass, I must admit.

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Heh. I guess the term "pig-out" is inappropriate too.

The quality is pretty good in fact; it's just the quantities...

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myk said:

Well, oxen normally eat grass, so maybe that stuff isn't so unhealthy... though I've never tried eating a huge bunch of grass, I must admit.

I have. It's not too bad too. Seriously.

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This is unhealthy on a level only realized by Spam. Which has, for all the servings in a less-than-1-pound tin has 96 grams of fat. ::shudders:: It's like an article I once read said: "Companies are expanding new frontiers on learning how to exponentially expand the waistline of the American public."

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You people suck! You HAVE to go with the logic that you only live once - now where was I... ah yes, my third swanson meal of the day! WAHOO!

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i eat almost all the time, stuff like low-fat yoghurts and "FITNESS" cereal. then I drink alot of vitamin-full juices. but sometimes when I have candies at reach, they're gone...

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Jeez, I wish I could find it, but I read somewhere that North American teenage boys eat on average 3200 calories a day. And those are the ones that aren't fatties. Remembering back to when I was in high school and how I used to eat, I can believe it.

Go to any fast food place and order a double burger, fries and a shake and you get more fat and calories that that breakfast. The only difference is a more palatable meal (barely).

That thing is just disgusting :P

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stphrz said:

Jeez, I wish I could find it, but I read somewhere that North American teenage boys eat on average 3200 calories a day. And those are the ones that aren't fatties. Remembering back to when I was in high school and how I used to eat, I can believe it.

I believe it too. They generally fall into one of two categories: jocks with supercharged metabolisms who need this shit, or fat-asses like myself with no willpower.

Bloodshedder said:

I work at a grocery store and I actually saw someone buy TWO of these things.

Heh. It's always something when you realize your customer is living a worse life than yourself.

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