make a reply here, and get featured in a DOOM wad (locked: annoying spam thread)

[thomasthetankengine]

Hi there doomers! Basically, if you comment something really really funny, you'll get featured in a small doom wad.
Keep in mind that not everyone who comments here will be featured in the WAD
(This is in everything else since we're not talking about DOOM in a sensible way)


 

[Pseudonaut]

Titty sprinkles.

[WorldMachine]

Something really really funni :)

[openroadracer]

I am the most unfunny, boring piece of garbage on the internet.

[spineapple tea]

"Nuclear salad"

- random thought barreling through my mind, 2023

[Guff dotD]

"My threat of 'blowing up the bathroom' had nothing to do with a bomb."

- (Duke Nukem voice)

[Dogmachine]

If J. Oppenheimer knew nuclear bombs could kill humans, why he created them? Is he stupid?

[RataUnderground]

"I'll not give you any quote for your wad"

[Mr. Freeze]

The Incom T-65 X-Wing is the fighter that killed the Death Star. An almost perfect balance of speed, maneuverability, and defensive shields makes this the fighter of choice for Rogue Squadron, except when the mission profile disallows it. In addition to four blaster cannons, the X-Wing can carry a number of proton torpedoes. It's powered by four fusial thrust engines, and requires an onboard astromech droid for peak performance.

 

[noob_killer012345678]

Wait, was I suppost to shoot the demons? That would have made it A LOT easier!

[Biodegradable]

Starbucks got my order wrong so I toke a bite out of their drywall and sicced Fafupta, my bet squirrel-boy to steal the manager's pancreas. That'll teach 'em who the real fuckin' King of the Beans is!

[MFG38]

Why did the demon cross the road?

 

It didn't. Doomguy killed it halfway.

[Vanilla+Unicorn]

Habitat from TNT Evilution is a great map.

[Osmosis Bones]

Do not listen to Skit #4 by Kanye West and skip to 15 seconds. Worst mistake of my life.

[ＤΞＬＴΛ]

MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE.

 

 

 

 

[Kwisior]

Knock knock

[thiccyosh]

Here is a really fnuuy joke:

 

E3M7 is a well designed and fun map.

[IHave10Shells]

if bed bugs live in beds....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHERE DO COCKROACHES LIVE?

 

(stolen from youtube, I promise i'm actually funny I just could not make up a joke.)

Edited June 1, 2023 by IHave10Shells

[Axuris]

duende futbol

[vyruss]

why does it itch when i press this switch

[strike]

Yes I would like to be there when you shoot your wad.

[Andrea Rovenski]

turn around

[Tactical Burger (Old acc)]

Fortnite balls all in yo face

[Horus]

When the lord gives us bullets, we bulletize!

[thecringefactor]

butthole cheese

[Biz!]

huh

[Mr Masker]

Hi there doomers! Basically, if you comment something really really funny, you'll get featured in a small doom wad.

Keep in mind that not everyone who comments here will be featured in the WAD
(This is in everything else since we're not talking about DOOM in a sensible way)

[Al-Faris M]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal: [beep!] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding!] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is OVER. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready.. Start!

[thelamp]

[Ludi]

I farted so hard my skeleton flew out my ass.