DogsRNice Posted September 19, 2023 I remembered the existence of "Adventure Time: Hey Ice King! Why'd You Steal Our Garbage?!!" and started wondering how many other things have really out there names. Apparently some paintings often have really strange titles since artists can be weird. (Don't just link stuff like YouTube poops that always have stupid names (unless they're really good)) 2 Share this post Link to post
Rudolph Posted September 19, 2023 (edited) Saint Seiya was renamed to "Knights of the Zodiac" internationally, which is an odd choice since... well, the titular knights are not the protagonists, but rather the villains of one specific arc and then they spend the rest of the story as mostly background characters. "Knights" is also a misnomer since both originally and in the English dub, the characters are called Saints and only in the French and latin dubs are they referred to as knights. There is also the Bollywood Terminator 2 rip-off Ra.One, which was inexplicably retitled to "Voltage" for the French market. I say inexplicably because Ra.One is the titular villain and there is no character named Voltage; in the French dub, the hero G.One was renamed to Voltage because reason. Edited September 19, 2023 by Rudolph 2 Share this post Link to post
Murdoch Posted September 19, 2023 Naked Lunch. It contained no nakedness and I seem to recall no lunch either. Teenage me was not impressed. 7 Share this post Link to post
Grazza Posted September 20, 2023 Well, there was that US Census document about imports and exports that was called... impsex.pdf (As mentioned here and here.) 22 Share this post Link to post
Spooner5020 Posted September 20, 2023 Can Doom 3 count? It’s a reboot/reimagining and technically wasn’t Final Doom the 3rd Doom? 0 Share this post Link to post
Stupid Bunny Posted September 20, 2023 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians 4 Share this post Link to post
TheMagicMushroomMan Posted September 20, 2023 "The Legend of Zelda" fails as a franchise title - go ask a non-gamer who the main character is. "Irritating Stick" Any weeaboo thing with a title like "Sengoku Samara X Higochi: SUPER Let's Unite DX We Are One Let's Come Together!" "Yeah! You Want "Those Games," Right? So Here You Go! Now, Let's See You Clear Them!" A lot of Square Enix titles: "Live a Live" "Voice of Cards" "Triangle Strategy" "Bravely Default" "Various Daylife" 6 Share this post Link to post
BGreener Posted September 20, 2023 (edited) There’s a Canadian alternative band from the 90’s called “Godspeed You! Black Emperor” with an album titled “F♯ A♯ ∞”. It’s got some nice interesting stuff, not gonna lie. The first track is probably my favorite “meloncholic apocolyptic” tune. 1 Share this post Link to post
aloysiusfreeman Posted September 20, 2023 GYBE / A Silver Mt Zion always have interesting titled tracks/albums 1 Share this post Link to post
DSC Posted September 20, 2023 50 minutes ago, TheMagicMushroomMan said: Live a Live That one's intentional and actually a very clever pun. In the box art, the second "Live" in the title is rendered backwards... And "live" backwards is... Well I think you figured it out already. Spoiler 1 Share this post Link to post
hexagonopus Posted September 20, 2023 some mention has to be given to "Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs". the title and subtitle both fit the game's story well enough but imo the effect is compounded if you assume the subtitle is supposed to refer to the title, ie, that somehow amnesia is a machine...for pigs 1 Share this post Link to post
MemeMind Posted September 20, 2023 Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards IN THE DISTANT YEAR OF 1992 WAR HAS RETURNED FROM THE GALAXY. 2 Share this post Link to post
ETTiNGRiNDER Posted September 20, 2023 http://poopinmymouth.com/ is a site that has some nice tutorials about low-poly game modeling. I swear. If weird URLs don't quite fit the spirit of the thread, well... I'd like to come up with some that not only make you think "WTF is this about?" when you see the title but also "why is it even called that?" even after you've seen what it's about, but I'm a bit hard pressed there. Limiting to just weird-but-applicable titles, pretty much anything by Chuck Tingle takes the cake. Lots of Doom maps/WADs these days also have off-the-wall titles but you probably knew that. 3 Share this post Link to post
Arrowhead Posted September 20, 2023 Sometimes to Deal with the Difficulty of Being Alive, I Need to Believe There Is a Possibility That Life Is Not Real. A video 'game' by Jeremy Couillard. 1 Share this post Link to post
TheMagicMushroomMan Posted September 20, 2023 "I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meathook, and Now I Have a Three Picture Deal at Disney" "The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existance and the Electron Microscope Technician who Loved Him" 3 Share this post Link to post
xScavengerWolfx Posted September 20, 2023 (edited) I don't know if anyone remembers this from Adult Swim back in the day but it was called 'Off the air'. Weirdest most fucking bizarre show i ever watched in my life. I still remember one scene where it started as a white back ground with no sound what so ever. Then a face started forming in front of the screen, then more faces showing up and more ect ect ect. The next part is still engraving in my skull still to this day, the faces started moaning for a bit then all of the sudden red paint (no i am not going to say blood, it was paint) started pouring down on the faces and the canvas. The faces....oh god the faces started whaling and screaming until it cut to black and the credits rolled with silence. Ever since then 'Off the air' from Adult Swim i avoid that show like the plaque because it is so down right weird and bizarre. Edit: I know what i'm going to hear "Man this sounds like a creepy pasta" It's not meant to be a creepy pasta, it's more of what i remember seeing at 3 in the morning, well waking up to at 3 in the morning because i passed out around 8pm that night. 1 Share this post Link to post
DynamiteKaitorn Posted September 20, 2023 CornHub. It's literally just random pictures of corn. 2 Share this post Link to post
Rudolph Posted September 20, 2023 I guess most Yu-Gi-Oh! spin-offs would qualify for this thread. I mean, GX, 5D's, Zexal, Arc V, VRAINS, Sevens, Go Rush... Where do they even get these names? 1 Share this post Link to post
Kinatuk Posted September 20, 2023 1 hour ago, DynamiteKaitorn said: CornHub. I mean it does what it says. 1 Share this post Link to post
Wilster_Wonkels Posted September 20, 2023 "Public Castration is a Good Idea" - Swans album 4 Share this post Link to post
LoatharMDPhD Posted September 20, 2023 (edited) // Any Album Released By Buckethead... or... 1 Share this post Link to post
Ar_e_en Posted September 20, 2023 11 minutes ago, Wilster_Wonkels said: "Public Castration is a Good Idea" - Swans album Sounds like an "Anal Cunt" song. That being said - Most "Anal Cunt" songs! 11 minutes ago, LoatharMDPhD said: Ahh yes... Wesley Willis. Bit off-topic, but outside of his music - I actually do really enjoy some of his cityscape drawings - they look nice! 0 Share this post Link to post
Ar_e_en Posted September 20, 2023 The band King Crimson has some songs with really weird titles. I'm not even gonna get into the names of some of their live improvisations (some of them are named just as weirdly), I'm just gonna talk about their more structured songs. "Larks' Tongues in Aspic" - An instrumental series of tracks spanning 3 or 4 albums (depending on if you include "Level Five" or not), and some of the parts were released decades apart! As stated before - it's an instrumental series of tracks - meaning that there are no lyrics about bird tongues in gelatin. "Starless and Bible Black" - It's not really that weird of an title, but the fact that years later some Japanese guy decided that it would be a really good name for his hentai visual novel - does add a bit of weirdness to the songs existence by simple coexistence. "Thela Hun Ginjeet" - Once Adrian Belew came into the band - things only got weirder! At first glance - it's nonsense, but it's actually an anagram of the phrase "Heat In The Jungle" and the song is about crime in the city. "ProzaKc Blues", "The ConstruKction of Light", "FraKctured" - The album "The ConstruKction of Light" had this thing going for it where they decided to add the initials of "King Crimson" into the names of songs by adding an extra capital letter "K" before some of the "c" letters (but not all of them, otherwise we would have "The KconstruKction of Light" and "Larks' Tongues in AspiKc – Part IV"). The song "FraKctured" is a bit of an oddity because King Crimson already had a song named "Fracture", and "FraKctured" is sort of a follow up to the previous song. "The World's My Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum" - This! THIS RIGHT HERE! Fucking nonsense! For the longest time I didn't even know what the song was about, but eventually - I finally understood that this song is kinda like the song "Elephant Talk" - an exercise in wordplay. "Elephant Talk" is centered around synonyms, and "The World's My Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum" is based around word associations ("The World's My Oyster", "Oyster Soup", "Soup Kitchen", etc.). "Elektrik" - The word "Electric", but written with Mortal Kombat rules, bekause it's kool! "Radical Action To Unseat the Hold of Monkey Mind" - Say what you will about the modern live versions of the classic songs - the newer materials are fucking fantastic! The "Radical Action" suite being a real stand out! But yeah... strange name. 1 Share this post Link to post
Rudolph Posted September 20, 2023 11 minutes ago, Ar_e_en said: The band King Crimson has some songs with really weird titles. "THE SCHIZOID... MAAANNN!!!" 0 Share this post Link to post
Ash4ash Posted September 20, 2023 chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water by limp bizkit, odd album name. 1 Share this post Link to post
Jello Posted September 20, 2023 23 hours ago, Murdoch said: Naked Lunch. It contained no nakedness and I seem to recall no lunch either. Teenage me was not impressed. Simpsons did it: 8 minutes ago, Ash4ash said: chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water by limp bizkit, odd album name. The chocolate starfish refers to an anus, the hot dog flavored water refers to semen. It really goes to show you just how mature Limp Bizkit truly is. I'm sure I can come up with examples, but none are really striking me at the moment. I guess "Dance of the Headless Bourgeoise (youtube link)" by Nomeansno is one of them. I don't think the album had any real references to decapitated French noblemen. 2 Share this post Link to post
TheMagicMushroomMan Posted September 20, 2023 3 minutes ago, Jello said: The chocolate starfish refers to an anus, the hot dog flavored water refers to semen. It really goes to show you just how mature Limp Bizkit truly is. In "50 Shades of Grey", the author also unfortunately refers to the anus as a chocoloate starfish. I guess it does make me a bit Limp, but I never really understood fancy and tasteful erotica like that. 1 Share this post Link to post
Murdoch Posted September 20, 2023 23 minutes ago, Jello said: Simpsons did it: Haha yes I thought of that scene when I wrote that post. 0 Share this post Link to post
Azuris Posted September 20, 2023 I guess everything in Japan, all their Titles are more like an Teaser. 0 Share this post Link to post