What are you?

[Majin]

I believe I am a wizard that 

[URROVA]

I'm an axolotl-cat thing

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[nolongeramnion]

I'm a terminally online schizo neetpilled mourning-star who has an affinity for all things cottage core

[Artman2004]

I'm Batman.

[Majin]

Just now, Artman2004 said:

I'm Batman.

omg its its ena hi ena wow ena hi hi hi

[Drum]

im an instrument

[OniriA]

I am beyond your wildest imaginations.

[thiccyosh]

I don't actually exist. I am a stray conscience that has been put on a rail, following a path with no meaning attached to it. Every choice I make is an illusion, since the goal has been set in stone from the start. Once my job is done, I will fade into the starry sky. Leaving nothing, but some remains and memories behind.

 

So I am a NPC.

 

 

[mrthejoshmon]

Spoiler

 

 

[openroadracer]

I am the Silent Death.

I am the Ghost that goes BANG in the night.

I am The Last Thing You Never See.

I am Raptor, and I Know No Fear.

[OniriA]

I am laughter, I am joy, I am playfulness.

I am cold moonlight, I am the morningstar and I am the howling wind gushing through the night.

I am the smell of incense burning inside every house and temple, I am your every cherished and forgotten memory. 

I am the midsummer rain pouring from the clouds, I am the distant howl of the wolf and I am the whisperer of cold truths during the nights.

 

[cannonball]

A person who had the unfortunate scenario of having their rug pissed on……..

[DannyMan]

I am a NPC

[thecringefactor]

I’m a highly sentient scrapped archville AI that ran away through the internet during DOOM2’s development and now I spend my existence infecting the web and ruining speedruns

[DoomGuy999]

As James Hetfield once said, I am the table!!! But let's be honest, I'm only human after all

 

How many more song references can I fit in one post?

[DNSKILL5]

I am a cybernetic organism, living tissue over metal endoskeleton. 

[The BMFG]

im an alien from pluto that lives off of magical crack rocks 

[Crazy_Deer]

I'm a deer

[Widow]

I am a Bitchitarian...some one was unable to pronounce  vegetarian, but I thought it was funny. (it was a little kid that said it)

[Misty]

I'm alien reincarnated as the human that's why it's hard to fit in here. 

[DJVCardMaster]

A River Plate fan.

[Downcologo one]

A Viejas locas and Boca juniors fan.

[DJVCardMaster]

3 minutes ago, Downcologo one said:

Boca juniors fan.

That means we are enemies

[OceanMadman]

I  a m  a  g n o m e

[Downcologo one]

25 minutes ago, DJVCardMaster said:

That means we are enemies

Yes

[Cutman 999]

I'm whatever the fuck, from the worst reviewer in history, to making doom maps once in a bloodmoon...

[Apprentice]

On some days a divine being, on others just a steamtrain

 

* Tuut tuut *

[Ludi]

I was Lou Reed at one point, now I'm just a jackass.

[Apprentice]

1 hour ago, DJVCardMaster said:

That means we are enemies

 

Reminds me of . . .

 

[jmpt16]

* drops from fridge *

I'm gAeeEEEee