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Wow, I saw a real imp today!

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yes, it is damn true. I was walking in the woods, and then I saw something moving in the brush, I was ½sec from from getting a fireball in my head. Then I saw what it was, a real slimy imp from your worst nightmares. When I saw that I ran out of the woods, I will never walk into it again...

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April fools, eh?

Over at NewDoom I typed up an "Interview" that was supposed to have been conducted with Tim Willits and Trent Reznor. I typed out the future after Doom 3, the music details, a release date, atleast a pages worth if you were to print it... than they fucking made it disappear. It's freaking April Fools day, the bastards. At the bottom I put a link to my own forum to a thread that said APRIL FOOLS in size 72 font. Fuck, that pissed me off.

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No, it was a real imp!.
Nobody never believe me...

I think there was a crack somewhere...

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I drove a cheesecake truck once. Then I ate all the cheesecakes, hid the truck and left town. They were very delicious cheesecakes.

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Espi said:

I drove a cheesecake truck once. Then I ate all the cheesecakes, hid the truck and left town. They were very delicious cheesecakes.


heh, next time I should make a story, people would believe... heh

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I saw a grunt have 1337 s3><0r with a female imp yesterday. The imp didn't seem to like it, because it tore the grunt a new asshole when he was done.

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Lord FlatHead said:

You can leave that 'a' out.


or the 'r' in "crack"

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One time I walked outside (don't laugh, I do it every now and again), and the sky came crashing down! I swear, it really did! A cloud crashed into my house, resulting in a beautiful multi-colored explosion that made me stand there and laugh!

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Torn said:

No, it was a real imp!.
Nobody never believe me...

I think there was a crack somewhere...


There was crack in you blood streem!
It was just your mind scewing with ya.Last knight I seen a demon snowbording.

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BlueSonnet said:

My sis looks like a Mancubus. Does that count 0_o? :-P

Tonight I will make sweet love to your sister.

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BlueSonnet said:

My sis looks like a Mancubus. Does that count 0_o? :-P

Very convenient, because the Doom 3 Mancubus is said to be female. Maybe id was inspired by looking at your sister O_o? ;-P

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Disorder said:

Are you sure you don't mean 18?


Crystal clear.

I take the paedophile bitback. I kinda knew that you were assuming at the time that she was over 18.

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dsm said:

Very convenient, because the Doom 3 Mancubus is said to be female. Maybe id was inspired by looking at your sister O_o? ;-P


If the D3 mancubi starts threatening me with a knuckle sandwich ("No thank! Just ate!" is my usual response) then we'll know for sure. :-P

Actually she looks more like Taz from WWF (isn't it called wwe or wwa now? 0_o)

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I had a perfectly normal human day just like the rest of you *pitiful* worm-babies.

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I left the window open on the car and it went and fucking rained for the first time in ages :(

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pritch said:

I left the window open on the car and it went and fucking rained for the first time in ages :(


That sucks.It would have sucked of it were snowing isted of raining.

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HAHAHAHAHA!Seeing that imp gif was getintg enoying but when you do stuff like that with it.Its realy funny.Make the next one in a allyway behind an xxx store

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Disorder said:

The other day when I was in the woods I saw a naked Revenant.

Ewww that musta been pretty grose lol..

Torn said:

yes, it is damn true. I was walking in the woods, and then I saw something moving in the brush, I was ½sec from from getting a fireball in my head. Then I saw what it was, a real slimy imp from your worst nightmares. When I saw that I ran out of the woods, I will never walk into it again...

You know theres been an increase in brain tumors.......

Disorder said:

Tonight I will make sweet love to your sister.

poor thing...lol

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BlueSonnet said:

Crystal clear.

I take the paedophile bitback. I kinda knew that you were assuming at the time that she was over 18.

How the hell was I supposed to know that she's 8 anyway? :)

Scuba Steve said:

OMG Check out my amateur video I shot of Torn in the Woods!

OMG

OMG, I almost pissed my pants!

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pritch said:

Wow Tykocell, thanks for posting three times in a row!

Don't. Heh.

lol sorry i guess there were jus to many statements to play with and im not sure how to put quotes together.

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