Torn Posted April 1, 2003 yes, it is damn true. I was walking in the woods, and then I saw something moving in the brush, I was ½sec from from getting a fireball in my head. Then I saw what it was, a real slimy imp from your worst nightmares. When I saw that I ran out of the woods, I will never walk into it again... 0 Share this post Link to post
Melfice Posted April 1, 2003 April fools, eh? Over at NewDoom I typed up an "Interview" that was supposed to have been conducted with Tim Willits and Trent Reznor. I typed out the future after Doom 3, the music details, a release date, atleast a pages worth if you were to print it... than they fucking made it disappear. It's freaking April Fools day, the bastards. At the bottom I put a link to my own forum to a thread that said APRIL FOOLS in size 72 font. Fuck, that pissed me off. 0 Share this post Link to post
Torn Posted April 1, 2003 No, it was a real imp!. Nobody never believe me... I think there was a crack somewhere... 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted April 1, 2003 The other day when I was in the woods I saw a naked Revenant. 0 Share this post Link to post
Lord FlatHead Posted April 1, 2003 Torn said:I think there was a crack somewhere... You can leave that 'a' out. 0 Share this post Link to post
Espi Posted April 1, 2003 I drove a cheesecake truck once. Then I ate all the cheesecakes, hid the truck and left town. They were very delicious cheesecakes. 0 Share this post Link to post
Torn Posted April 1, 2003 Espi said:I drove a cheesecake truck once. Then I ate all the cheesecakes, hid the truck and left town. They were very delicious cheesecakes. heh, next time I should make a story, people would believe... heh 0 Share this post Link to post
dsm Posted April 1, 2003 I saw a grunt have 1337 s3><0r with a female imp yesterday. The imp didn't seem to like it, because it tore the grunt a new asshole when he was done. 0 Share this post Link to post
Goat Posted April 1, 2003 Lord FlatHead said:You can leave that 'a' out. or the 'r' in "crack" 0 Share this post Link to post
BlueSonnet Posted April 1, 2003 My sis looks like a Mancubus. Does that count 0_o? :-P 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted April 1, 2003 One time I walked outside (don't laugh, I do it every now and again), and the sky came crashing down! I swear, it really did! A cloud crashed into my house, resulting in a beautiful multi-colored explosion that made me stand there and laugh! 0 Share this post Link to post
Rotting Corpse Posted April 1, 2003 Torn said:No, it was a real imp!. Nobody never believe me... I think there was a crack somewhere... There was crack in you blood streem! It was just your mind scewing with ya.Last knight I seen a demon snowbording. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted April 1, 2003 BlueSonnet said:My sis looks like a Mancubus. Does that count 0_o? :-P Tonight I will make sweet love to your sister. 0 Share this post Link to post
Rotting Corpse Posted April 1, 2003 Disorder said:Tonight I will make sweet love to your sister. I lend you my whips and chains. 0 Share this post Link to post
dsm Posted April 1, 2003 BlueSonnet said:My sis looks like a Mancubus. Does that count 0_o? :-P Very convenient, because the Doom 3 Mancubus is said to be female. Maybe id was inspired by looking at your sister O_o? ;-P 0 Share this post Link to post
BlueSonnet Posted April 1, 2003 Disorder said:Tonight I will make sweet love to your sister. you paedophile. She's only 8. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted April 1, 2003 BlueSonnet said:you paedophile. She's only 8. Are you sure you don't mean 18? 0 Share this post Link to post
BlueSonnet Posted April 1, 2003 Disorder said:Are you sure you don't mean 18? Crystal clear. I take the paedophile bitback. I kinda knew that you were assuming at the time that she was over 18. 0 Share this post Link to post
Draconio Posted April 1, 2003 I saw Cthon today. He invited me to take a warm bath with him which I politely declined. 0 Share this post Link to post
BlueSonnet Posted April 1, 2003 dsm said:Very convenient, because the Doom 3 Mancubus is said to be female. Maybe id was inspired by looking at your sister O_o? ;-P If the D3 mancubi starts threatening me with a knuckle sandwich ("No thank! Just ate!" is my usual response) then we'll know for sure. :-P Actually she looks more like Taz from WWF (isn't it called wwe or wwa now? 0_o) 0 Share this post Link to post
Sharessa Posted April 1, 2003 I had a perfectly normal human day just like the rest of you *pitiful* worm-babies. 0 Share this post Link to post
pritch Posted April 1, 2003 I left the window open on the car and it went and fucking rained for the first time in ages :( 0 Share this post Link to post
Rotting Corpse Posted April 1, 2003 pritch said:I left the window open on the car and it went and fucking rained for the first time in ages :( That sucks.It would have sucked of it were snowing isted of raining. 0 Share this post Link to post
Scuba Steve Posted April 1, 2003 OMG Check out my amateur video I shot of Torn in the Woods! OMG 0 Share this post Link to post
Rotting Corpse Posted April 1, 2003 HAHAHAHAHA!Seeing that imp gif was getintg enoying but when you do stuff like that with it.Its realy funny.Make the next one in a allyway behind an xxx store 0 Share this post Link to post
Tyockell Posted April 1, 2003 Disorder said:The other day when I was in the woods I saw a naked Revenant. Ewww that musta been pretty grose lol..Torn said:yes, it is damn true. I was walking in the woods, and then I saw something moving in the brush, I was ½sec from from getting a fireball in my head. Then I saw what it was, a real slimy imp from your worst nightmares. When I saw that I ran out of the woods, I will never walk into it again... You know theres been an increase in brain tumors.......Disorder said:Tonight I will make sweet love to your sister. poor thing...lol 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted April 1, 2003 BlueSonnet said:Crystal clear. I take the paedophile bitback. I kinda knew that you were assuming at the time that she was over 18. How the hell was I supposed to know that she's 8 anyway? :)Scuba Steve said:OMG Check out my amateur video I shot of Torn in the Woods! OMG OMG, I almost pissed my pants! 0 Share this post Link to post
Rotting Corpse Posted April 1, 2003 Do you still need the whips and chains.I got a bondige mask ya can use if you want too. :) 0 Share this post Link to post
pritch Posted April 1, 2003 Wow Tykocell, thanks for posting three times in a row! Don't. Heh. 0 Share this post Link to post
Tyockell Posted April 1, 2003 pritch said:Wow Tykocell, thanks for posting three times in a row! Don't. Heh. lol sorry i guess there were jus to many statements to play with and im not sure how to put quotes together. 0 Share this post Link to post