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Carnage

Hey guys I'm almost 18!

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On April 9, I will be 18. I hardly come around here but, does anyone want to by me a new computer as a birthday present? Otherwise I won't get anything (we don't celebrate birthdays around here anymore). Anyway on the 9, I'll be a new man, my eyes will shine with experience, I'll suddenly get the wisdom to drive vehicles that have the no-one under 18 label on them, I will legally be able to smoke. And a whole lot more.

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My congratulations in advance. Have a nice birthday and tell the strippers to go to my place after they're done.

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Carnage said:

On April 9, I will be 18. I hardly come around here but, does anyone want to by me a new computer as a birthday present? Otherwise I won't get anything (we don't celebrate birthdays around here anymore). Anyway on the 9, I'll be a new man, my eyes will shine with experience, I'll suddenly get the wisdom to drive vehicles that have the no-one under 18 label on them, I will legally be able to smoke. And a whole lot more.

Sorry, I have no money with which to buy you a computer, but if I did, I'd buy me one instead. :P
Oh, and happy birthday :)

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Well if it makes you feel better, I'm building a computer :p I turn 19 this year, can't wait.

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Maybe if you were in Canada:

-You would have already been legally smoking for 2 years
-In one year, you would be able to drink legally
-You can star in porn! (this applies to both countries I believe)

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Then one hits the last milestone: 21. Drinking suddenly looses it's luster 2 weeks later.

Now, all I have to look forward to is turning 25. Then, my car insurance goes down!

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All I care about is cigarettes.

Turning 18 was ok, except that you get charged as an adult for crimes. Turning 21 however, was the worst. Suddenly, Im like an adult and stuff. I cant get away with doing stupid crap anymore.

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Thanks for your comments :) I don't think I'll go out and buy cigarettes (I don't smoke and I don't need to get thrown out. ;) ).

as for:
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except that you get charged as an adult for crimes. Turning 21 however, was the worst. Suddenly, Im like an adult and stuff. I cant get away with doing stupid crap anymore.
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I don't do stupid crap, I'm too old for that. ;)
And I'd never commit crimes.

See ya later.

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Carnage said:

I don't do stupid crap, I'm too old for that. ;)


And then college came...
/me in college.

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I turned 17 last month and no one cared. Hell, I didn't care. It just means that Im gonna have to get a job soon. *shudder*

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18 means you'll need to work full time, be happy if you only need to get a part time job. Besides at least it gives you some money. Maybe I should buy myself a birthday present :)

It doesn't look like I'll be going to college :| whatever it is.

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