OMG win a geforce 3!!!

[darknation]

That's right folks, I am offering a geforce 3* that I just happen to have lying in my room next to the piles of unwanted gold nuggets, and the missing bible pages that I use to wipe my ass with when I can't find any toilet roll. Anyway, I decided, since you are all to retarded to... retard... and stuff, I'd just give it away!!

Here is your challenge to Win a Geforce 3*!!

You must construct a life-size effigy of Big Bad Gansta no less than 7 feet high out of your own feces. You may use a wire frame to support the stool structure, but the turds may not be cut with other substances (i.e: cement) or you will be disqualified.

Once the effigy is complete, you must douse it in petrol and burn his likeness into the ground. Be sure to take a picture as BBG's turdtwin is razed into the earth!!

Most dramatic picture wins the geforce 3*!!

Entries must be received by the end of April to qualify for this amazing prize!!

Good luck and God speed!










*the cat pissed on it, but I'm sure it will work fine.

[Sharessa]

w00tage

[NightmareZer0]

oh no not another one.. at least its better than a 2. Who wants a geforce 2? Not me

[Grazza]

It's true! darknation truly is the wittiest man on the planet.

[Linguica]

darknation said:

You must construct a life-size effigy of Big Bad Gansta no less than 7 feet high

Holy cow, I didn't know BBG was so tall.

[darknation]

six foot five I belive.

[Naked Snake]

darknation said:

six foot five I belive.

Correct.

[MagnuM]

I've already started making the feet. It's kind of messy.

[jute]

man, i'd feel bad if i didn't win the prize and burning down my masterpiece was utterly pointless. i wouldn't burn it. i would take it to the theatre and teach it to slow-dance. it would be my best friend ever.

[999cop]

gimme Radeon 9700

[darknation]

If anyone builds a seven foot tall BBG out of shit I will personally buy them the video card of their desires.

[Naked Snake]

darknation said:

If anyone builds a seven foot tall BBG out of shit I will personally buy them the video card of their desires.

If anyone builds a 10 foot tall Darknation made out of shit, I will buy them a car, a computer and a laptop.

[mmnpsrsoskl]

BBG said:

If anyone builds a 10 foot tall Darknation made out of shit, I will buy them a car, a computer and a laptop.

I'm going to hold you to that.

[sargebaldy]

/me eats more beans.

i can't crap enough fast enough :(

[Grazza]

Suddenly, a job at a sewage plant or pig farm seems far more attractive.

[Hyena]

I'm going to make a 9-foot tall statue out of shit, take a picture, then tell Darknation that it's BBG and tell BBG that it's darknation.

Actual height is hard to tell from a photograph so they'll probably both assume it's the same size. That way, I win both contests and all it will cost me is a few months of my time, and a strict bran muffin diet.

[Ichor]

Except, now that you have announced your plan to the entire forum, neither of them will believe you. However, you'll probably wind up getting a Geforce 1 for the effort.

[MagnuM]

i'm done with the head, and feet, and part of a knee. THe frame has been done. My apartment stinks right now and my neighbors called the cops yesterday. I might be taken to an asylum. oh well.

[Nanami]

Stop this contest immediately! My contest is the only good one!

[Fletcher`]

I'm not touching that shit.

[Epyo]

heh, somebody go out and buy some manure!

[Reisal]

darknation said:

You must construct a life-size effigy of Big Bad Gansta no less than 7 feet high out of your own feces.

you = teh scatman

[DooMBoy]

7 feet? Didn't know shit could be stacked that high :P

[MagnuM]

I've already bought thirty bags of grade A manure. It cost a little though.

[EllipsusD]

Hmm... this is a tough decision... On one hand I have my dignity... on the other hand, I could use a crappy, pissed on video card. Hmm... I dunno... I'll let dignity win this round, lord knows it gets the shaft the rest of the time.

[MagnuM]

Fuck this i give up!!!!

[Grazza]

DooMBoy said:

7 feet? Didn't know shit could be stacked that high :P

It seems it can.

[sargebaldy]

DooMBoy said:

7 feet? Didn't know shit could be stacked that high :P

you must never have seen a picture of bbg.

[Amaster]

Grazza said:

It seems it can.

That's the second biggest pile of shit I've ever seen.

[Nanami]

The first being who? =)