darknation Posted April 20, 2003 That's right folks, I am offering a geforce 3* that I just happen to have lying in my room next to the piles of unwanted gold nuggets, and the missing bible pages that I use to wipe my ass with when I can't find any toilet roll. Anyway, I decided, since you are all to retarded to... retard... and stuff, I'd just give it away!! Here is your challenge to Win a Geforce 3*!! You must construct a life-size effigy of Big Bad Gansta no less than 7 feet high out of your own feces. You may use a wire frame to support the stool structure, but the turds may not be cut with other substances (i.e: cement) or you will be disqualified. Once the effigy is complete, you must douse it in petrol and burn his likeness into the ground. Be sure to take a picture as BBG's turdtwin is razed into the earth!! Most dramatic picture wins the geforce 3*!! Entries must be received by the end of April to qualify for this amazing prize!! Good luck and God speed! *the cat pissed on it, but I'm sure it will work fine. 0 Share this post Link to post
NightmareZer0 Posted April 20, 2003 oh no not another one.. at least its better than a 2. Who wants a geforce 2? Not me 0 Share this post Link to post
Grazza Posted April 20, 2003 It's true! darknation truly is the wittiest man on the planet. 0 Share this post Link to post
Linguica Posted April 20, 2003 darknation said:You must construct a life-size effigy of Big Bad Gansta no less than 7 feet highHoly cow, I didn't know BBG was so tall. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted April 20, 2003 darknation said:six foot five I belive. Correct. 0 Share this post Link to post
MagnuM Posted April 20, 2003 I've already started making the feet. It's kind of messy. 0 Share this post Link to post
jute Posted April 20, 2003 man, i'd feel bad if i didn't win the prize and burning down my masterpiece was utterly pointless. i wouldn't burn it. i would take it to the theatre and teach it to slow-dance. it would be my best friend ever. 0 Share this post Link to post
darknation Posted April 20, 2003 If anyone builds a seven foot tall BBG out of shit I will personally buy them the video card of their desires. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted April 21, 2003 darknation said:If anyone builds a seven foot tall BBG out of shit I will personally buy them the video card of their desires. If anyone builds a 10 foot tall Darknation made out of shit, I will buy them a car, a computer and a laptop. 0 Share this post Link to post
mmnpsrsoskl Posted April 21, 2003 BBG said:If anyone builds a 10 foot tall Darknation made out of shit, I will buy them a car, a computer and a laptop. I'm going to hold you to that. 0 Share this post Link to post
sargebaldy Posted April 21, 2003 /me eats more beans. i can't crap enough fast enough :( 0 Share this post Link to post
Grazza Posted April 21, 2003 Suddenly, a job at a sewage plant or pig farm seems far more attractive. 0 Share this post Link to post
Hyena Posted April 21, 2003 I'm going to make a 9-foot tall statue out of shit, take a picture, then tell Darknation that it's BBG and tell BBG that it's darknation. Actual height is hard to tell from a photograph so they'll probably both assume it's the same size. That way, I win both contests and all it will cost me is a few months of my time, and a strict bran muffin diet. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ichor Posted April 21, 2003 Except, now that you have announced your plan to the entire forum, neither of them will believe you. However, you'll probably wind up getting a Geforce 1 for the effort. 0 Share this post Link to post
MagnuM Posted April 21, 2003 i'm done with the head, and feet, and part of a knee. THe frame has been done. My apartment stinks right now and my neighbors called the cops yesterday. I might be taken to an asylum. oh well. 0 Share this post Link to post
Nanami Posted April 22, 2003 Stop this contest immediately! My contest is the only good one! 0 Share this post Link to post
Reisal Posted April 22, 2003 darknation said:You must construct a life-size effigy of Big Bad Gansta no less than 7 feet high out of your own feces. you = teh scatman 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted April 22, 2003 7 feet? Didn't know shit could be stacked that high :P 0 Share this post Link to post
MagnuM Posted April 22, 2003 I've already bought thirty bags of grade A manure. It cost a little though. 0 Share this post Link to post
EllipsusD Posted April 22, 2003 Hmm... this is a tough decision... On one hand I have my dignity... on the other hand, I could use a crappy, pissed on video card. Hmm... I dunno... I'll let dignity win this round, lord knows it gets the shaft the rest of the time. 0 Share this post Link to post
Grazza Posted April 22, 2003 DooMBoy said:7 feet? Didn't know shit could be stacked that high :P It seems it can. 0 Share this post Link to post
sargebaldy Posted April 22, 2003 DooMBoy said:7 feet? Didn't know shit could be stacked that high :P you must never have seen a picture of bbg. 0 Share this post Link to post
Amaster Posted April 22, 2003 Grazza said:It seems it can. That's the second biggest pile of shit I've ever seen. 0 Share this post Link to post