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Arioch said:

You'd need serious ass beer goggles to sex up an imp.

My friend has an apartment roommate whose girlfriend makes an imp look dee-lish...w/o beer goggles.

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Job said:

My friend has an apartment roommate whose girlfriend makes an imp look dee-lish...w/o beer goggles.


Kinda makes you wonder wtf is wrong with some people don't it?

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Use3D said:

Kinda makes you wonder wtf is wrong with some people don't it?

Mm hm. She's got no redeeming qualities. She's loud, obnoxious, very bossy, a gossip and as I made clear, unattractive. She's also pretty slow. I just don't get it...

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Guys like that are so pathetic. Willing to put up with a seething, disgusting pile of stubbly flesh just so they can get a shot and that putrid, rank, fetid hole between their legs.

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Scary thing is, he's getting married to her in short order. My verdict: über pussy-whippage.

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Arioch said:

historical note: dwforums, in addition to impenc and impencse, also created the dwforums map for zdoom

Excuse me, I have no idea who is this impostor you speak of, but it's certainly isn't me although I must say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

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Use3D said:

Guys like that are so pathetic. Willing to put up with a seething, disgusting pile of stubbly flesh just so they can get a shot and that putrid, rank, fetid hole between their legs.

Fetish?! Flayer? Wait, no, that was a drea--nightmare. :P

With some people it's, "Any hole's a goal" as someone quitely put a while ago here.

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Arioch said:

Stygian dolls are the worst.

But they only come in twos and fours. Soul Killers come in baker's dozens.

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Taylor seems to have overdosed on his
beserker drug. It's just F.N.C.
(fukin not cool)

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It's best not to bump old threads unless you've got something really important to add to the discussion. Please read the FAQ.

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NiGHTMARE said:

Ewww. But appropriate I guess... =P


Best comment of the thread right there folks.

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