1500 Ants or 1200 Flies?

[PassengerUnfair]

This is VERY important no it isnt dumbass

[famicommander]

1500 ants, easily. Vacuum hose attachment handles that in no time at all. 

[sptz33]

I will take the ants, they're more organized. Fuck flies, all my homies hate flies.

[Murdoch]

Once again I want a full and complete refund on the money I did not spend viewing this thread. This is entirely unacceptable and I wish to speak to the manager *

 

^{* not really}

[Beginner]

I haven't played Empires of the Undergrowth so I can't tell you who would win.

[Consistent-Money-990]

ants are genuinely more scarier than flies. those things crawling around your room in search of food can be the stuff of nightmares.  

[spineapple tea]

Incredibly vague question. What about 1,500 ants or 1,200 flies? Do I have to fight them? Eat them? Fuck them? Are they simply released into my house? Do they spawn in an organized group or just scattered around? What kind of ants are they? What kind of flies are they? Aren't there ants that can fly? Who is behind this bug conspiracy? Why do I have to choose? And so on and so forth. Bad thread. Downvote.

[TheMagicMushroomMan]

[AdministrationCenter21]

Ants please.

[Osmosis Bones]

Imagine the havoc I could wreak if I commanded an army of a thousand flies...

[Rykzeon]

Ants. You can run from ants easily and throw some hot water into the ants. Easy to bait them with sweet food too.

[Grazza]

What about flying ants? Say, 1000 of them?

 

BTW, I have just learnt a new word: alate. Better than the previous word of the week, which was "crick".

 

Murdoch: I don't think you can really complain about this one. The thread pretty much does what it says on the tin.

[Hoodie]

flies are gross

ants are good workers

 

 

pretty easy choice...............

[TheMagicMushroomMan]

This whole time I thought it said "files".

[Stupid Bunny]

4 hours ago, spineapple tea said:

 

Incredibly vague question. What about 1,500 ants or 1,200 flies? Do I have to fight them? Eat them? Fuck them? Are they simply released into my house? Do they spawn in an organized group or just scattered around? What kind of ants are they? What kind of flies are they? Aren't there ants that can fly? Who is behind this bug conspiracy? Why do I have to choose? And so on and so forth. Bad thread. Downvote.

 

I read it as “who would win in a fight between”

 

In which case I’d want to know if they’re biting flies or houseflies or what sort of flies we’re talking about. My money would still probably be on ants since they’re pretty good at collectively solving problems, where I’ve watched flies kill themselves bumping into windows with an open door like 3 feet away 

[Gez]

I've got a beekeeper's outfit and several electric flyswatters, so the flies. So satisfying to see those little annoyance elementals emit sparks and smoke. And I've got chickens who love to eat zap-fried flies.

[DogsRNice]

Ants, especially if I can get a queen, I could have a formicarium and watch them hunt bugs I drop into it

[PassengerUnfair]

This info has been not useful at all lmao VERY useful, thank you.

[Maximum Matt]

E1M5.

[PassengerUnfair]

On 8/27/2024 at 5:19 AM, spineapple tea said:

Incredibly vague question. What about 1,500 ants or 1,200 flies? Do I have to fight them? Eat them? Fuck them? Are they simply released into my house? Do they spawn in an organized group or just scattered around? What kind of ants are they? What kind of flies are they? Aren't there ants that can fly? Who is behind this bug conspiracy? Why do I have to choose? And so on and so forth. Bad thread. Downvote.

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[Coopersville]

Ants. I'd fuck their queen, and then I'd control the hivemind. 

[esselfortium]

Aaaaand that's a wrap, folks!