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Danarchy

I Was An Teenage Retarded

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So like I was going back through some old posts of mine and I found this stuff:

My glorious return
Nothing too dumb here yet, but it shows that even non-n00bs make pointless threads.

danarchist said:
Not that any of you really care...but I'm back...looks like they messed with the setup of the boards...

I haven't missed anything have I? :)

"I'm wondering how you get those little titles under your name..."
Self explanitory...

Rabid fanaticism
/me facepalms

A younger, naive me said:
Do you dare dis NIN in MY presence?

HAVE AT YOU, FIEND!

It Came From AOL
LOL? I can't believe I actualy used to use that as responses to funny.

LÜT=
Loser ÜberTraffiker

LOL...get a life! j/k

More musical naivete
My how my taste in music has changed... Rammstein???

Nine Inch Nails is my favorite, followed by Tool and System of a Down...also I like Black Sabbath, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Ozzy, Monster Magnet, Rammstein, and others...


Yeah...I don't know why I posted this or even why I looked. But I guess this is a lesson to all the n00bs out there. With a lot of luck, and a little perserverance, you to can go from a pointless, ignored, lame ass, n00b retard to a semi-respected old-timer retard. I guess you have your work cut out for you.

Click here for more funny. The further back you go, the more retarded I get.

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the_Danarchist said:

Yeah...I don't know why I posted this or even why I looked. But I guess this is a lesson to all the n00bs out there. With a lot of luck, and a little perserverance, you to can go from a pointless, ignored, lame ass, n00b retard to a semi-respected old-timer retard. I guess you have your work cut out for you.


And are we supposed to know ? At least it gives some hope to the retards on the board that someday they'll grow up a bit.

=MACVILE \/\/HORE= said:

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Heh it's the guy of Tunak Tunak Tun song !

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Bah, most of my favourate 'dn' momments got creamed when DC went under.

If you search newdoom you can find some pretty funny yoof momments from yours truely... from anti-dw rants to a few pro-reol posts I made when I was just starting out and reol was like "I AM KING OF DOOM WE WILL MARCH ON DW AND RAZE IT INTO SCORCHED EARTH SO SAYS THE WISE AND MIGHTY FIFFY"

Alas, most of the more amazingly humourous stuff wmull deleted after I went catshit on ICQ and my chatlog was mysteriously distributed all over the net...

Fun days.

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Lüt sayeth:
Jeez, do I need to fire up a thesaurus to say how much NIN sucks?

Nah. One of these days I'll finish my Downward Spiral and Fragile reviews and post them for all to see. Hopefully too many people won't feel stupid for liking those albums afterwards ;)

I'm still waiting, me and thee have words to exchange yet over this subject...

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Darkstalker said:

Heh it's the guy of Tunak Tunak Tun song !

Daler Mehndi.
He is a god.

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Actually, I dont see any evolution in your threads. I think you havent changed a fucking bit. Once retarded, always retarded.

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Dingus Khan said:

Actually, I dont see any evolution in your threads. I think you havent changed a fucking bit. Once retarded, always retarded.

Die.

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DooMBoy said:

Flamewar ahoy!

YARRRR!
WALK THE PLANK, DINGUS YE SCURVY CUR! YARRRR!

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Dingus Khan said:

Actually, I dont see any evolution in your threads. I think you havent changed a fucking bit. Once retarded, always retarded.


You have no right to comment, n00b.

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the_Danarchist said:

Die.

Heh.

Man, everyone is a total idiot when they first appear on the boards, on any board, then you start to act like the locals...:P

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Disorder said:

No one beats my level of retardness.

Don't make me put up my text files from 1995.

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Disorder said:

No one beats my level of retardness.

Here's a dime dude, go buy some self esteem ;)

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DooMBoy said:

Here's a dime dude, go buy some self esteem ;)

Yes. No matter how dumb you are, always remember you are smarter than DoomBoy.

Unless you're Railgunner.

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zarcyb said:

You have no right to comment, n00b.

Cut it out, Banana Man. :P

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zarcyb said:

You have no right to comment, n00b.


yeah. we wouldn't want any comments on a message board. that would totally defeat its purpose.

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the_Danarchist said:

Yes. No matter how dumb you are, always remember you are smarter than DoomBoy.
Unless you're Railgunner.

Or Dan! Ooooooh!!!!

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pregnant with worms said:

yeah. we wouldn't want any comments on a message board. that would totally defeat its purpose.

Heh, I remember when I made a statement like this.

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Darkstalker said:
And are we supposed to know ? At least it gives some hope to the retards on the board that someday they'll grow up a bit.

And there will always be more to take their place.
The circle of life goes on.

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