Doomworld Forums drinking game

[Linguica]

Along the lines of what Scuba Steve started:

Scuba Steve said:

DooMWorlD DrinkinG GamE:

1 Drink: When Arioch Sends a thread to Post Hell
1 Drink: When someone moans about Counter Strike
1 Drink: When Time line.jpg is mentioned/posted
2 Drink: AndrewB Says something retarded
2 Drink: When Linguica mentions "Logged in Trolls"
3 Drink: For Impse
3 Drink: Macvillewhore changing his Username
4 Drink: When BBG mentions getting laid.

Finish the Bottle: When Vrak2 is released

1 drink: a mod/admin screws with the votes in a poll
1 drink: AndrewB describes how he is better then everyone else
1 drink: The /newstuff Chronicles are late / absent
1 drink: Sephiroth describes how he broke a computer component
1 drink: someone bashes Newdoom
1 drink: someone gets banned and posts a new account with an almost identical name
1 drink: deep brings up the merits of DeepSea in an unrelated thread
1 drink: someone asks how to use blogs
1 drink: someone has their custom title changed to something insulting
1 drink: dsm posts a new fanfic
2 drinks: someone has a thread post helled and starts a new thread to ask why
2 drinks: fodders makes a thread quoting an anti-American foreign press news article
2 drinks: someone announces their new just-started Doom TC based on some movie/TV show property or possibly their own super-retarded concept
2 drinks: someone posts in the Eternity forum
2 drinks: someone starts a thread saying how we are all retarded for still playing Doom
3 drinks: Julian changes his forum name
3 drinks: Nanami posts lesbian hentai
3 drinks: someone asks a question in the questions forum, then closes the thread when it is answered
3 drinks: someone "dies" in a car crash
3 drinks: a thread in the News forum is closed / post helled
3 drinks: Taylor makes a post
3 drinks: goatse
4 drinks: the music in Post Hell changes
finish the bottle: forum software is changed

Edit: the point was to add your own :P

[Sharessa]

Yeah, thats a lot more accurate. Someone should make this thread sticky or append it to the FAQ. :D

[Goat]

no sticky, it would clutter up the damn forum. make it faq'ed

[Scuba Steve]

I no sooner shoved a lime in my Corona, when I had to take like 8 drinks.

[Scuba Steve]

2 Drinks: Should Linguica post more than once in a post... and one subsequent drink for each post thereafter.

[Naked Snake]

5 drinks : Ling changes his avatar to yet another animated gif

[darknation]

Throw Up: Whenever someone crawls up a supposed female's ass.

[999cop]

A dozen of drinks: for owning domain name of ".cx"

[EllipsusD]

Linguica said:
1 drink: The /newstuff Chronicles are late / absent

Is that per day??

[Captain Red]

3 Drinks: I AM A MORON I AM A MORON I AM A MORON I AM A MORON I AM A MORON I AM A MORON I AM A MORON I AM A MORON .png

[mmnpsrsoskl]

Erm, shit, i'm out of alcohol.

[The Ultimate DooMer]

1 Drink: Someone abuses the bbg tags.
2 Drinks: A newstuff flamewar takes place.
3 Drinks: A DW regular registers a new username and posts a stupid thread.
4 Drinks: A male registers with a female name and posts a 'hello' thread which draws a huge response.
Finish the Bottle: When Mock 2 is released.
Finish the Entire Crate: When Millenium is released.

[Grazza]

Ultimate DooMer said:

Finish the Entire Crate: When Eternal DooM is released.

Huh?! Come to think of it, I did have a really big piss-up back in 1997...

[Fredrik]

Eternal Doom huh? o_O

[The Ultimate DooMer]

Damn it, I meant the other one. (fixed now)

[Disorder]

20 Drinks: Some Doomsite merges with Doomworld.

[fraggle]

100 drinks: Someone posts a "doomworld drinking game" thread

..

hic

[pritch]

1 drink: Ling gets fp in newstuff thread.
2 drinks: Someone else does :P
10 drinks: I do.

[Grazza]

1 drink: A n00b starts a "hi im new" thread, and the inevitable bbg train ensues
2 drinks: Someone confuses a goatee beard with a goatse beard
3 drinks: An argument about whether it is the 100th post or the 100th reply
4 drinks: A poll is posted without an impse option, and it isn't added by a helpful mod
5 drinks: Someone reaches 3000 posts without ever getting a custom title

darknation said:

Throw Up: Whenever someone crawls up a supposed female's ass.

Eat it again: When said supposed female turns out to be a real one.

[Julian]

Grazza said:

5 drinks:[/b] Someone reaches 3000 posts without ever getting a custom title

I'll drink to that.

[gatewatcher]

drink: when Alientank posts, brags, or makes changes to his "ultimate" doom computer.

[The Ultimate DooMer]

Grazza said:

4 drinks: A poll is posted without an impse option, and it isn't added by a helpful mod

http://www.doomworld.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15219

http://www.doomworld.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15263

http://www.doomworld.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15283

[IMJack]

Finish the bottle: When a female Doomer turns out to not be.

[Sharessa]

999cop said:

A dozen of drinks: for owning domain name of ".cx"

The only people I know who have done that are Darknation and Taylor (doomse and impse respectively).

[Naked Snake]

1 drink: someone has their custom title changed to something insulting

KingKill33
I SHOULDNT PROMOTE PORN HERE

/me drinks

[jute]

that's not really insulting. it's like a friendly post-it note to remind him.

[Grazza]

.cx

[NightmareZer0]

4 drinks when some says or posts "t i m e l i n e ".png

[Lüt]

Linguica said:

1 drink: someone gets banned and posts a new account with an almost identical name

/me drinks

[Ichor]

1 drink: Someone makes two posts in a row instead of using the edit function
2 drinks: Someone makes three or more posts in a row instead of using the edit function
5 drinks: If any moderators or administrators makes three or more posts in a row instead of using the edit function