Stuff.

[doomedout]

Don't know if this has been done before or its been brutally avoided as being cliche, but I think once in awhile a forum needs it to cool things down.

List down all the users you know or have an impression of and write a phrase or comment that best illustrates them.

For example:

Doomedout: Dumb, useless troller who is extremely annoying.

Let it roll...

[Use]

doomedout said:

Doomedout: Dumb, useless troller who is extremely annoying.

Don't leave out homophobe.

[zark]

I know! I've had a better idea! Haiku!

Tobester likes his porn
He has a huge red afro
And dies frequently

Pritch is my good friend
Our weapon of destruction:
An arachnotron

dn likes Reznor
But his bowels betray him
Sometimes it's runny

[Sharessa]

Lüt the destroyer
Keeping the forums lame-free
Since the days of yore

deadnail, stoned as fuck
Contacted me just today
Months of silence end

Silverwyvern girl
A talented artist true
Happy birthday Cin

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Okay, those sucked. But like, I have a natural talent toward fucking poetry up.

[Sharessa]

Okay, lets limerik this up

There once was a man from Bristol,
Who loved to bike and whistle,
He bought a flying testicle,
And started a festival,
Until someone shot it down with a pistol.

You can probably guess who it is about.

[AndrewB]

They've been recited before, but oh well...

A
Doomer was named BBG, who
once lost his virginity. He
said "She was tight! So I rode her all night!" But turned
out it was some guy named Lee.

There
once was a Doomer named Fyre, who
had a lump behind his eyer. The
doc said "Oh my! I'm afraid you will die!", but soon
Fyre got better, that liar.

[Ultraviolet]

Ultraviolet
Used to be Faint
See, this rhymes!

[Tobester]

I don't have to pick a single name
cause all of you are uber lame
I'll stab and kill and mame your ass
then I'll fuck

[Torn]

Torn say heh,
omg, heh, omg,
too often.
kthxbye.

[Captain Red]

there once was a troll named Ct_red_pants.
He wrote teh poem.
it didn't rhyme.
impsex.LOLOLOPOOPLOPOPLP:::LOLLOLOLO!)P!P!P!)P!P! !!

[DOOM Anomaly]

There once was a member named Dan
He lived in a frying pan
It got really hot
Or so Dan thought
So he gotup and ran away. :D

What makes him Dan is it the power in his hands?
Is it his quest for glory?
He gives it all hes got, to fight to the top,
So we can know his story.
His name is Dan
Dan
Dan Dan Dan
His name is Dan
Dan
Danny Danny Dan
A Dan Dan Dan
Dan
His beggining name is Dan
He is Dan
He is Dan...

What makes him Dan
is it the muscle on his arms and cause hes really witty,
Or is it the way he fights everyday........no its cause he is witty,
His name is Dan
Dan
Dan Dan Dan
His name is Dan-Dan
Dan
Da-Dan-Da-Da-Da-Dan
His name is Dan
Dan
D-A-N, Dan, Dan
Dan Dan Dan
His name is Dan!
:D

No obsession here.
:D

[Goat]

/me shoots doom anomaly once and for all.

[Sharessa]

o_O

To reiterate:

http://www.freewebs.com/danarchy/dan/o%5FO.jpg

[Amaster]

What?

[Ultraviolet]

the_Danarchist said:

http://www.freewebs.com/danarchy/dan/o%5FO.jpg

Shave.

[jute]

DOOM Anomaly said:

dvda parody

that was such a good movie.

[DOOM Anomaly]

pregnant with worms said:

that was such a good movie.

Funny too. :D