favorite DW quote

[Rubilacxe]

I also found this quote by IMJack amusing...

"Horton Hears His Neighbors in Bed by Dr. Seduce"

[insertwackynamehere]

I know two other Horton books: Horton Hires A Ho and Horton Fakes An Orgasm

[Fletcher`]

All my quotes.

"Idiots + Media = Hell <-- Handbasket"

"Abstinence = genocide"

"I am The Irrational Being. I have the power to confuse all, including God."

"Bastardization of the Animal Kingdom. Yeah, that's me."

"Hidden subconscious conspiracy making gnomes lurking about my wasteland-ish brain. Need I say more?"

"I could care less. Then everything'd be perfect."

"I don't mean to piss you off. It just happens natuarally."

"Yes, It could get better; but that would require you being dead."

"I was kidding, dammit. I didn't eat your parents with chicken gravy.
I ate them with turkey gravy, it was thanksgiving after all."

""There is no Sanity Clause""

"Don't kick a sleeping dog, I might tear out your throat."

"You say stupid things to make people think.
I do stupid things to make people fear me."

"Studies show that time will heal almost any wound.
Studies also show that time can be hazardous to your health."

[ravage][name][/ravage]
"Hello [name], I'm ravage, one of the permanent furries on these forums. Please, read the FAQ which contains our rules and may also answer your questions. If you have any questions or concerns, or confessions, please, feel free to contact me via a Private Message only, because I am too lazy to answer anything else.

I need the confessions so I can blackmail you later. (because I'm an evil bastard)"

Big copy&pated collection

""The Idiot Me- Quotes #1
You say stupid things to make people think.
I do stupid things to make people fear me."

"The Idiot Me- Quote #2
You gave it a whirl
You gave her a twirl.
You found that girl
But her name was Earl."

"The Idiot Me- Quote #3
Don't AIM for the target. AOL couldn't never work straight.[i]"

"The Idiot Me- Chat from Hell #1
[i]<xornas>I confused. he left but he right. Whaa!!?
<rav_22> Dude Dai the moron's still here.
<xornas> I no wanna Die!
<rav_22> what
<killur> Uh why are there two of Nick?
<rav_22> This better not be another one of those evil twin things
<rav_22> You know how I feel about cliches.
<moron_c22> cool! now I can lick my ass and watch TV at the same time!"

"The Idiot Me- Quote #4
It's up to you to figure out
the true meaning of what I say.
Because I haven't a clue myself."

"The Idiot Me- Quote #5
If stupidity were a crime, you would have been raped
and left for dead in your cell by a girl named Bubba.
Even if you're a guy, you will NOT like it."

"The Idiot Me- Quote #6
Some say the glass is half empty;
others it's half full.
I broke the glass and don't really give a damn.

DOOM Anomaly gets the 'Bastardization of the English Language' Award.

/me sharpens fangs and 'bloodrayne's' you"

Douglas Adams said it best:

"I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg."




Can I go home now?

[Johnatone]

ravage said:

Can I go home now?

don't forget to punch out or you'll be deflated for bad quotes.

[Grazza]

The wittiest and funniest thing (and also one of the most recherché) I've ever seen in these forums was Ichor's "wizsit.wav", in relation to the banning of The Heretic.

You'd have a few problems explaining it if you started using that in real life though.

[999cop]

.dronF

[Rubilacxe]

oo oo...and Lut's thread-killer here was pretty...well insane...but the concept was funny.

http://www.doomworld.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1988