AndrewB Posted August 5, 2001 So he teleports to the Hangar, and one short paragraph later he rids the whole planet of demons. And then a little bit later, he's transported to a battle arena where he must fight the ultimate warrior? And then it says "GOOD LUCK!!!!"? You're right, that is jaw-droppingly bad writing. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted August 6, 2001 No now go away.MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.Seriously,I think a blind retarded chimp on coke could write a better story. 0 Share this post Link to post
fraggle Posted August 7, 2001 It really is quite bad.... C: DoomGuy, one last thing, they want more than Earth this time, they want AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Gurgle, choak, CRUNCH, thud, growl. DG: COMMANDER!!!!!!! roofles 0 Share this post Link to post
diluted Posted August 8, 2001 it plays even worse, and the first level, after the difficulty select, is the gayest thing ive ever seen in my life, you go to a phone, and you hear a little kid trying to sound hard, its just overly pathetic 0 Share this post Link to post
maga Posted August 8, 2001 *ahem*.... errr.... ummm,.. I forgot what I wanted to say... *cough* *hack* ...damn.. 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted August 12, 2001 Well, this 'storyline' sux0rs. So true...almost as bad as the acting in the diolauge.wav for this. 0 Share this post Link to post
skadoomer Posted August 12, 2001 so THAT'S the storyline.... now it all makes sense...well, almost. It would be cool so instrad of the quake like intro to the game, depending where you went in your house would determine the dificulty. speaking of which, (and i never understood this either) why do you go into this secret chamber to open up your.......kitchen? Is the doomguy that secretive about his cookbook? 0 Share this post Link to post
