Favorite Quentin Tarintino Quote(s)

[Naked Snake]

What's yours? Mine come from Pulp Fiction.

Marcellus Wallace : I'm ready to scour the Earth for that motherfucker. If he goes to Indo-China, I want a nigga in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.

paraphrased
Jimmy : When you came in, did you see a sign on my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
Pitt : No...
Jimmy : Wanna know why?
Pitt : Why?
Jimmy : Cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business

Pitt : I'm a mushroomcloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!

The Wolf : You know what you two guys look like?
Vince (I think he said it) : What?
The Wolf : You look like a couple of guys that just blew someone's head off.

Marcellus : I'm going to get two pipe-hitting niggas to hit up on this motherfucker with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.*

* That's what I remember him saying, can't remember that good, haven't seen it in a long time.

[Lord FlatHead]

I love both Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs. Plenty of good quotes. Let's hope 'Kill Bill' will be half as good.

[deathbringer]

"Kill! Kill! Kill the bill!" XD

[Disorder]

I like the part about Dutch mayonaise in Pulp fiction :)

[Lord FlatHead]

Yeah, what the fuck was that all about ? Don't you Americans put mayonaise on everything ? Buncha freaks.

[Tobester]

Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me pleeeeeease?

[Grazza]

Remoulade pwns mayonnaise.

[Linguica]

Vincent: I've got a threshold, Jules, I've got a threshold for the abuse that I'll take and right now I'm a racecar, man, and you got me in the red. I'm just saying, I'm just SAYING it's fucking dangerous to have a racecar in the fucking red, that's all. I might blow.
Jules: Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. IN FACT, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail! We fucking switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this nigger's skull!

[AndrewB]

I can't remember any really great quotes from Reservoir Dogs. It's not the kind of movie that has characters pumping out one-liners. That's what makes it good. It doesn't ruin the movie by making the actors act like movie stars.

If I were to look for a director famous for movies with witty-one liners, Tarantino would definitely not come to mind. James Cameron, on the other hand...

[insertwackynamehere]

Heh, anyone who remembers when I was a newbie, I had a 6 line long sig, for a day, which was the conversation in Pulp Fiction about 1/4 Pounders with cheese, in Paris, between Samuel Jackson, and John Travolta. That, next to Star Wars, Jurasic Park, and various other sci-fi movies, is my favorite movie.

EDIT:
Wolf: That's a 40 minute drive. I can make it in 20.
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Drug Dealer: If you want I can arrange a date for you, with Sarah.
Vincent: Which one, the one with all the shit in her face? [talking about her peircings]
Drug Dealer: No, that's my wife Jodi.
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Jules: [while cleaning out a carfull of guts, after Vince accidentally blew someone's head off in it]Why am I on brain pickup? You killed the motha-fucker.
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[When Jules and Vince are calling for help, on cleaning up a murder while at reluctant ex-fellow-gangster Jimmy's house, when his wife is about to come home, and doesn't know about his past]
Marcellus: How will his wife react when she comes home?
Jules: [unidentifiable talking through the phone]
Marcellus: Well no fuckin' shit she'll freak. How much?

These are just paraphrases, and there are a bunch of others I like, too.

[Johnatone]

MR. BROWN
"Like a Virgin" is all about a
girl who digs a guy with a big
dick. The whole song is a
metaphor for big dicks.

???
No it's not. It's about a girl
who is very vulnerable and she's
been fucked over a few times.
Then she meets some guy who's
really sensitive--

MR. BROWN
--Whoa...whoa...time out Greenbay.
Tell that bullshit to the
tourists.

JOE
Toby...who the fuck is Toby?
Toby...Toby...think...think...
think...

MR. BROWN
It's not about a nice girl who
meets a sensitive boy. Now
granted that's what "True Blue" is
about, no argument about that.

???
Which one is "True Blue?"

NICE GUY EDDIE
You don't remember "True Blue?"
That was a big ass hit for
Madonna. Shit, I don't even
follow this Tops In Pops shit, and
I've at least heard of "True
Blue."

???
Look, asshole, I didn't say I
ain't heard of it. All I asked
was how does it go? Excuse me
for not being the world's biggest
Madonna fan.

MR. BLUE
I like her early stuff. You know,
"Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but
once she got into her "Papa Don't
Preach" phase, I don't know, I
tuned out.

MR. BROWN
Hey, fuck all that, I'm
making a point here. You're gonna
make me lose my train
of thought.

JOE
Oh fuck, Toby's that little china
girl.

MR. WHITE
What's that?

JOE
I found this old address book in a
jacket I ain't worn in a coon's
age. Toby what? What the fuck
was her last name?

MR. BROWN
Where was I?

MR. ORANGE
You said "True Blue" was about a
nice girl who finds a sensitive
fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a
metaphor for big dicks.

MR. BROWN
Let me tell ya what "Like a
Virgin"'s about. It's about some
cooze who's a regular fuck
machine.
I mean all the time, morning, day,
night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick.

MR. BLUE
How many dicks was that?

MR. WHITE
A lot.

MR. BROWN
Then one day she meets a John
Holmes motherfucker, and it's
like, whoa baby. This mother
fucker's like Charles Bronson in
"The Great Escape." He's diggin
tunnels. Now she's gettin this
serious dick action, she's feelin
something she ain't felt since
forever. Pain.

JOE
Chew? Toby Chew? No.

MR. BROWN
It hurts. It hurts her. It
shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should
be Bubble-Yum by now. But when
this cat fucks her, it hurts. It
hurts like the first time. The
pain is reminding a fuck machine
what is was like to be a virgin.
Hence, "Like a Virgin."

great movie. still haven't seen 'from dusk til dawn' and 'four rooms' yet, but i loved reservoir dogs, pulp fiction and natural born killers. can't wait to see kill bill. tarantino rules. if they get him for the Doom movie, even if it doesn't resemble doom in the slightest it will still rule.

[AndrewB]

See, nothing really great about that scene. It's just part of the whole movie's goodness.

[Scabbed Angel]

He wrote Natural Born Killers, would quotes from there count?

[Scabbed Angel]

Ah, fuck that, my favorite quote:

Chick asking about why they are being taken into Mexico"

"What's in Mexico?"

Quentin Tarintino:

"Mexicans"

Rofl.

[Tobester]

From Dusk Till Dawn fucking rules.

[Dingus Khan]

[Jules] Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?

[Bret] Uh...Wh-What?

[Jules] What does Marcellus Wallus look like?

[Bret] What?

[Jules] English motherfucker! Do you speak it?

[Bret] What?

[Jules] What? Where do they speak 'what'? I aint hearda no country where they speak what.

[Bret] What?

[Jules} {points gun at Bret} Say 'what' one more time mother fucker! I goddamn DARE you! Now what does Marcellus Wallace look like!

[Bret] Uh he's...uh...big and black..

[Jules] Does he look like a bitch to you?

[Bret} What??

*BLAM*

[Jules} DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!

[Bret] N-NO!

[Jules] NO? THEN WHY YOU TRYIN' TO FUCK 'IM LIKE ONE?! See, Marcellus Wallace don't like to get fucked by no one, exceptin' Mrs. Wallace.

[jute]

the sheriff's whole conversation at the beginning of from dusk till dawn amuses the living hell out of me.

[Captain Red]

what?

Ahem,

Do you read the bible Bret? Well there’s this passage I’ve got memorised…

Ezekiel 25:17, the path of the righteous man is for set on all sides be the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil man. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will sphered the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you…

Yahhhh!!!! *Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam* *Blam*

all from memory baby!!!

[Jonathan]

The scene in True Romance with Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken.

[Disorder]

AndrewB said:

See, nothing really great about that scene. It's just part of the whole movie's goodness.

You're right. When you read it, it actually sounds normal, nothing special about it. When you see it in a movie, that's where it gets funny.

[Alboroto]

Quentin Tarantino for the Doom Movie...

[doomedout]

Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

Mr. Blonde: If you're talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch!

Mr. Pink: Look man, I know what I'm talking about, and black women ain't the same as white women.
Mr. White: There's a slight difference.

Joe: Okay, let me introduce everybody to everybody. But once again, at the risk of being redundant, if I even think I hear somebody telling or referring to somebody by their Christian name... you won't want to be you. Okay, quickly. Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Cause you're a faggot, ok?

[AndrewB]

Disorder said:

You're right. When you read it, it actually sounds normal, nothing special about it. When you see it in a movie, that's where it gets funny.

I saw the movie. 7 or 8 times in fact. There's nothing really funny about the scene. It's just realistic* conversation. The movie is about a powerful story as well as top-notch acting and graphic realism. Not about humor at all. Any humor in the movie is quite inadvertant, which is one reason why it doesn't suck.

* Except that it doesn't seem very realistic to hear such vulgarity in a family restaurant.

[Captain Red]

AndrewB said:
* Except that it doesn't seem very realistic to hear such vulgarity in a family restaurant.

eh?

[AndrewB]

The "Madonna" conversation scene took place in a family restaurant.

[IMJack]

Yeah, but when don't you hear vulgarity or inane conversations like that in a family restaraunt?

[AndrewB]

I've never heard that kind of extremely obscene dialogue in a family restaurant. I don't know where you live.

[BlueSonnet]

Watched pulp fiction for the first time last night. Wicked movie.

My favourite quotes:

English Motherfucker! Do you speak it? - Jules iirc

I'm gonna get medieval on your ass - Mr Wallace to the assbandit

And the big mac discussion between Vincent and Jules.

[Tobester]

AndrewB said:

I've never heard that kind of extremely obscene dialogue in a family restaurant. I don't know where you live.

Don't mind AndrewB, he's one of those "canardian" folk that you see about on the discovery channel and shit. It's a lot happier in canada because of shit they put in the water. I think maybe it's the marmalade of love.

They invented ham.