Naked Snake Posted July 5, 2003 What's yours? Mine come from Pulp Fiction. Marcellus Wallace : I'm ready to scour the Earth for that motherfucker. If he goes to Indo-China, I want a nigga in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass. paraphrased Jimmy : When you came in, did you see a sign on my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"? Pitt : No... Jimmy : Wanna know why? Pitt : Why? Jimmy : Cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business Pitt : I'm a mushroomcloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! The Wolf : You know what you two guys look like? Vince (I think he said it) : What? The Wolf : You look like a couple of guys that just blew someone's head off. Marcellus : I'm going to get two pipe-hitting niggas to hit up on this motherfucker with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.* * That's what I remember him saying, can't remember that good, haven't seen it in a long time. 0 Share this post Link to post
Lord FlatHead Posted July 5, 2003 I love both Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs. Plenty of good quotes. Let's hope 'Kill Bill' will be half as good. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted July 5, 2003 I like the part about Dutch mayonaise in Pulp fiction :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Lord FlatHead Posted July 5, 2003 Yeah, what the fuck was that all about ? Don't you Americans put mayonaise on everything ? Buncha freaks. 0 Share this post Link to post
Tobester Posted July 5, 2003 Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me pleeeeeease? 0 Share this post Link to post
Linguica Posted July 5, 2003 Vincent: I've got a threshold, Jules, I've got a threshold for the abuse that I'll take and right now I'm a racecar, man, and you got me in the red. I'm just saying, I'm just SAYING it's fucking dangerous to have a racecar in the fucking red, that's all. I might blow. Jules: Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone. IN FACT, what the fuck am I doing in the back? You the motherfucker should be on brain detail! We fucking switching, I'm washing the windows and you picking up this nigger's skull! 0 Share this post Link to post
AndrewB Posted July 5, 2003 I can't remember any really great quotes from Reservoir Dogs. It's not the kind of movie that has characters pumping out one-liners. That's what makes it good. It doesn't ruin the movie by making the actors act like movie stars. If I were to look for a director famous for movies with witty-one liners, Tarantino would definitely not come to mind. James Cameron, on the other hand... 0 Share this post Link to post
insertwackynamehere Posted July 5, 2003 Heh, anyone who remembers when I was a newbie, I had a 6 line long sig, for a day, which was the conversation in Pulp Fiction about 1/4 Pounders with cheese, in Paris, between Samuel Jackson, and John Travolta. That, next to Star Wars, Jurasic Park, and various other sci-fi movies, is my favorite movie. EDIT: Wolf: That's a 40 minute drive. I can make it in 20. ---------- Drug Dealer: If you want I can arrange a date for you, with Sarah. Vincent: Which one, the one with all the shit in her face? [talking about her peircings] Drug Dealer: No, that's my wife Jodi. ---------- Jules: [while cleaning out a carfull of guts, after Vince accidentally blew someone's head off in it]Why am I on brain pickup? You killed the motha-fucker. ---------- [When Jules and Vince are calling for help, on cleaning up a murder while at reluctant ex-fellow-gangster Jimmy's house, when his wife is about to come home, and doesn't know about his past] Marcellus: How will his wife react when she comes home? Jules: [unidentifiable talking through the phone] Marcellus: Well no fuckin' shit she'll freak. How much? These are just paraphrases, and there are a bunch of others I like, too. 0 Share this post Link to post
Johnatone Posted July 5, 2003 MR. BROWN "Like a Virgin" is all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The whole song is a metaphor for big dicks. ??? No it's not. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable and she's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive-- MR. BROWN --Whoa...whoa...time out Greenbay. Tell that bullshit to the tourists. JOE Toby...who the fuck is Toby? Toby...Toby...think...think... think... MR. BROWN It's not about a nice girl who meets a sensitive boy. Now granted that's what "True Blue" is about, no argument about that. ??? Which one is "True Blue?" NICE GUY EDDIE You don't remember "True Blue?" That was a big ass hit for Madonna. Shit, I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue." ??? Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan. MR. BLUE I like her early stuff. You know, "Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but once she got into her "Papa Don't Preach" phase, I don't know, I tuned out. MR. BROWN Hey, fuck all that, I'm making a point here. You're gonna make me lose my train of thought. JOE Oh fuck, Toby's that little china girl. MR. WHITE What's that? JOE I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. Toby what? What the fuck was her last name? MR. BROWN Where was I? MR. ORANGE You said "True Blue" was about a nice girl who finds a sensitive fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks. MR. BROWN Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about some cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. MR. BLUE How many dicks was that? MR. WHITE A lot. MR. BROWN Then one day she meets a John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa baby. This mother fucker's like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin tunnels. Now she's gettin this serious dick action, she's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. JOE Chew? Toby Chew? No. MR. BROWN It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now. But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like the first time. The pain is reminding a fuck machine what is was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a Virgin." great movie. still haven't seen 'from dusk til dawn' and 'four rooms' yet, but i loved reservoir dogs, pulp fiction and natural born killers. can't wait to see kill bill. tarantino rules. if they get him for the Doom movie, even if it doesn't resemble doom in the slightest it will still rule. 0 Share this post Link to post
AndrewB Posted July 5, 2003 See, nothing really great about that scene. It's just part of the whole movie's goodness. 0 Share this post Link to post
Scabbed Angel Posted July 5, 2003 He wrote Natural Born Killers, would quotes from there count? 0 Share this post Link to post
Scabbed Angel Posted July 5, 2003 Ah, fuck that, my favorite quote: Chick asking about why they are being taken into Mexico" "What's in Mexico?" Quentin Tarintino: "Mexicans" Rofl. 0 Share this post Link to post
Dingus Khan Posted July 6, 2003 [Jules] Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch? [Bret] Uh...Wh-What? [Jules] What does Marcellus Wallus look like? [Bret] What? [Jules] English motherfucker! Do you speak it? [Bret] What? [Jules] What? Where do they speak 'what'? I aint hearda no country where they speak what. [Bret] What? [Jules} {points gun at Bret} Say 'what' one more time mother fucker! I goddamn DARE you! Now what does Marcellus Wallace look like! [Bret] Uh he's...uh...big and black.. [Jules] Does he look like a bitch to you? [Bret} What?? *BLAM* [Jules} DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?! [Bret] N-NO! [Jules] NO? THEN WHY YOU TRYIN' TO FUCK 'IM LIKE ONE?! See, Marcellus Wallace don't like to get fucked by no one, exceptin' Mrs. Wallace. 0 Share this post Link to post
jute Posted July 6, 2003 the sheriff's whole conversation at the beginning of from dusk till dawn amuses the living hell out of me. 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted July 7, 2003 what? Ahem,Do you read the bible Bret? Well there’s this passage I’ve got memorised… Ezekiel 25:17, the path of the righteous man is for set on all sides be the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil man. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will sphered the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you… Yahhhh!!!! *Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam* *Blam* all from memory baby!!! 0 Share this post Link to post
Jonathan Posted July 7, 2003 The scene in True Romance with Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted July 7, 2003 AndrewB said:See, nothing really great about that scene. It's just part of the whole movie's goodness. You're right. When you read it, it actually sounds normal, nothing special about it. When you see it in a movie, that's where it gets funny. 0 Share this post Link to post
doomedout Posted July 8, 2003 Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite? Mr. Blonde: If you're talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch! Mr. Pink: Look man, I know what I'm talking about, and black women ain't the same as white women. Mr. White: There's a slight difference. Joe: Okay, let me introduce everybody to everybody. But once again, at the risk of being redundant, if I even think I hear somebody telling or referring to somebody by their Christian name... you won't want to be you. Okay, quickly. Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink. Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink? Joe: Cause you're a faggot, ok? 0 Share this post Link to post
AndrewB Posted July 8, 2003 Disorder said:You're right. When you read it, it actually sounds normal, nothing special about it. When you see it in a movie, that's where it gets funny. I saw the movie. 7 or 8 times in fact. There's nothing really funny about the scene. It's just realistic* conversation. The movie is about a powerful story as well as top-notch acting and graphic realism. Not about humor at all. Any humor in the movie is quite inadvertant, which is one reason why it doesn't suck. * Except that it doesn't seem very realistic to hear such vulgarity in a family restaurant. 0 Share this post Link to post
Captain Red Posted July 8, 2003 AndrewB said: * Except that it doesn't seem very realistic to hear such vulgarity in a family restaurant. eh? 0 Share this post Link to post
AndrewB Posted July 9, 2003 The "Madonna" conversation scene took place in a family restaurant. 0 Share this post Link to post
IMJack Posted July 9, 2003 Yeah, but when don't you hear vulgarity or inane conversations like that in a family restaraunt? 0 Share this post Link to post
AndrewB Posted July 9, 2003 I've never heard that kind of extremely obscene dialogue in a family restaurant. I don't know where you live. 0 Share this post Link to post
BlueSonnet Posted July 9, 2003 Watched pulp fiction for the first time last night. Wicked movie. My favourite quotes: English Motherfucker! Do you speak it? - Jules iirc I'm gonna get medieval on your ass - Mr Wallace to the assbandit And the big mac discussion between Vincent and Jules. 0 Share this post Link to post
Tobester Posted July 10, 2003 AndrewB said:I've never heard that kind of extremely obscene dialogue in a family restaurant. I don't know where you live. Don't mind AndrewB, he's one of those "canardian" folk that you see about on the discovery channel and shit. It's a lot happier in canada because of shit they put in the water. I think maybe it's the marmalade of love. They invented ham. 0 Share this post Link to post