Ryback Posted July 17, 2003 http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993942 0 Share this post Link to post
Grazza Posted July 17, 2003 I had a funny feeling someone would start a thread about this. 0 Share this post Link to post
jute Posted July 17, 2003 wow. i'm the healthiest son of a bitch alive. 0 Share this post Link to post
Melfice Posted July 17, 2003 *sarcasm applied* Yay, now men can pull their lovesticks without worries. 0 Share this post Link to post
SyntherAugustus Posted July 17, 2003 holy shit, I'll never get cancer. 0 Share this post Link to post
SmellyOgre Posted July 17, 2003 Yay, no cancer for me. /pulls down pants 0 Share this post Link to post
AndrewB Posted July 17, 2003 [Insert predictible and unoriginal reply here] 0 Share this post Link to post
Tobester Posted July 17, 2003 That's bullshit! I've had a fucking tumor and I never stop wackin it! 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted July 17, 2003 Tobester said:That's bullshit! I've had a fucking tumor and I never stop wackin it! rofl 0 Share this post Link to post
Ultraviolet Posted July 17, 2003 UltraV 000: http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993942 AnAnimatedCorpse: sweet, ill never get aids/cancer UltraV 000: heh UltraV 000: That article is more about prostate cancer... AnAnimatedCorpse: wait, did i pull aids out of my ass, where did that go? UltraV 000: haha UltraV 000: you pulled aids out of your ass UltraV 000: YOU FOUND THE CURE! AnAnimatedCorpse: lol 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted July 17, 2003 Ultraviolet said:UltraV 000: http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993942 AnAnimatedCorpse: sweet, ill never get aids/cancer UltraV 000: heh UltraV 000: That article is more about prostate cancer... AnAnimatedCorpse: wait, did i pull aids out of my ass, where did that go? UltraV 000: haha UltraV 000: you pulled aids out of your ass UltraV 000: YOU FOUND THE CURE! AnAnimatedCorpse: lol roflmao, great dude, lol indeed ^_^ 0 Share this post Link to post
Ultraviolet Posted July 17, 2003 Quick, somebody inform the medical community! 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted July 17, 2003 Ultraviolet said:Quick, somebody inform the medical community! RIGHT ON THAT SIR! 0 Share this post Link to post
KDarigal Posted July 17, 2003 wait, i thought that everything that tastes good is either fattening or causes cancer... * 0 Share this post Link to post
AndrewB Posted July 17, 2003 Really? I'd say mangoes taste pretty darn good. 0 Share this post Link to post
Kinsie Posted July 17, 2003 Hmm, get cancer, or kill innocent kittens. Meh, I never liked cats. 0 Share this post Link to post
Little Faith Posted July 17, 2003 Tobester said:That's bullshit! I've had a fucking tumor and I never stop wackin it! I thought your tumor was located in the other end of the body. 0 Share this post Link to post
Tyockell Posted July 17, 2003 Janderson said:Depends what kind of guy you are! LOL 0 Share this post Link to post
Remilia Scarlet Posted July 17, 2003 Now, a new reason for me to get back into crossdressing. God damn, this is exciting news [wank]. I shouldn't ever get cancer now. 0 Share this post Link to post
toxicfluff Posted July 17, 2003 Anyone ever tried to stop jerking off for any amount of time? 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted July 17, 2003 /me spanks to stop himself from getting cancer 0 Share this post Link to post
jute Posted July 17, 2003 ToXiCFLUFF said:Anyone ever tried to stop jerking off for any amount of time? yeah. once i stopped wanking for 3 months to see if it would alter any aspect of my consciousness (dumb). all it really did was make my prostate fucking hate me. oh well. 0 Share this post Link to post
SteelPH Posted July 17, 2003 Well, now masturbation pays off in more than one way. :D /me stocks up on porn. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ultraviolet Posted July 17, 2003 ToXiCFLUFF said:Anyone ever tried to stop jerking off for any amount of time? Once I tried to go for like... a few months. I did, but blew quite a load after that. 0 Share this post Link to post
toxicfluff Posted July 17, 2003 Oh man, it's not like I jerk off that much, but after I tried not to, my penis started to slowly assume the role of my brain. 0 Share this post Link to post
insertwackynamehere Posted July 17, 2003 W00T! If I post porn, then you can't ban me, I'm curing cancer! "Honey, want to go shopping?" "Can't baby, I'm curing cancer!" The good news: One of Man's favorite pastimes may help them live. The bad news: (Your doctor): Hmm. Your prostate is just fine. Have you been masterbating? Food, sleep, and sex are all the things that make a man tick. Food makes you fat, sleep makes you lazy, but sex makes you live longer. Mayor: "This award goes to the oldest man in our town, who helped found and build it, over 87 years ago. Mr. Gibbs, 105 years old!" Child: "Golly, mister you must masterbate a lot!" Mayor: (breaking akward silence) "Little Timmy, you always were perceptive!" ToXiCFLUFF said:Anyone ever tried to stop jerking off for any amount of time? 40 days 0 Share this post Link to post