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wow. i'm the healthiest son of a bitch alive.

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Tobester said:

That's bullshit!

I've had a fucking tumor and I never stop wackin it!


rofl

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UltraV 000: http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993942
AnAnimatedCorpse: sweet, ill never get aids/cancer
UltraV 000: heh
UltraV 000: That article is more about prostate cancer...
AnAnimatedCorpse: wait, did i pull aids out of my ass, where did that go?
UltraV 000: haha
UltraV 000: you pulled aids out of your ass
UltraV 000: YOU FOUND THE CURE!
AnAnimatedCorpse: lol

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Ultraviolet said:

UltraV 000: http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993942
AnAnimatedCorpse: sweet, ill never get aids/cancer
UltraV 000: heh
UltraV 000: That article is more about prostate cancer...
AnAnimatedCorpse: wait, did i pull aids out of my ass, where did that go?
UltraV 000: haha
UltraV 000: you pulled aids out of your ass
UltraV 000: YOU FOUND THE CURE!
AnAnimatedCorpse: lol


roflmao, great dude, lol indeed ^_^

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Tobester said:

That's bullshit!

I've had a fucking tumor and I never stop wackin it!



I thought your tumor was located in the other end of the body.

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ToXiCFLUFF said:

Anyone ever tried to stop jerking off for any amount of time?


yeah. once i stopped wanking for 3 months to see if it would alter any aspect of my consciousness (dumb). all it really did was make my prostate fucking hate me. oh well.

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ToXiCFLUFF said:

Anyone ever tried to stop jerking off for any amount of time?

Once I tried to go for like... a few months. I did, but blew quite a load after that.

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Oh man, it's not like I jerk off that much, but after I tried not to, my penis started to slowly assume the role of my brain.

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W00T! If I post porn, then you can't ban me, I'm curing cancer!

"Honey, want to go shopping?"
"Can't baby, I'm curing cancer!"

The good news: One of Man's favorite pastimes may help them live.
The bad news: (Your doctor): Hmm. Your prostate is just fine. Have you been masterbating?

Food, sleep, and sex are all the things that make a man tick. Food makes you fat, sleep makes you lazy, but sex makes you live longer.

Mayor: "This award goes to the oldest man in our town, who helped found and build it, over 87 years ago. Mr. Gibbs, 105 years old!"
Child: "Golly, mister you must masterbate a lot!"
Mayor: (breaking akward silence) "Little Timmy, you always were perceptive!"

ToXiCFLUFF said:

Anyone ever tried to stop jerking off for any amount of time?

40 days

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