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Naked Snake

How far would you ethically go for a free copy of Doom3 + l33t computer?

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Well?

[11:01] <BBG> ROFL
[11:02] <BBG> I just thought of the greatest poll question EVAR
[11:03] <BBG> "Would you let John Carmack fuck you and in return, he'd give you a computer made to run Doom 3 really fast and a free copy of Doom 3?"
[11:05] <Arno[NL]> heh
[11:05] <Arno[NL]> Make it an open question
[11:05] <Arno[NL]> "How far would you ethically go for a free copy of Doom3 + l33t computer?"
[11:06] <Arno[NL]> see what people come up with :)

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Having sex with Carmack is out of the question, but I would lick his Ferrari clean to obtain Doom3 before anyone else.

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I'd kill my brother.

Hell, I'd even let him live if I really got the computer with it!

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...Bite my tail off then give it to Carmack as a trade.

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I'd perform a sex change upon myself. With a rusty hanger.

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be like fuck you enless you give me a computer doom 3 and money I aint killing neone to many questions need to be coverd up and I'd be pissed if I had to ditch a gun.

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Tyockell said:

be like fuck you enless you give me a computer doom 3 and money I aint killing neone to many questions need to be coverd up and I'd be pissed if I had to ditch a gun.


Christ, that's almost as incoherent as username :-P

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ravage said:

...Bite my tail off then give it to Carmack as a trade.

you dont have a goddamn tail

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Linguica said:

you dont have a goddamn tail


Maybe he's wearing a fancy tux. There's TWO tails there. Twoooo.

Thats enough doom 3 for you and a friend ;)

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course ravage has a tail. a fox without a tail is like a goat without horns, it just aint natural

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well some goats ARE born hornless, due to genetic mutations so ive heard. i duno whats up with his other problem, maybe castrated?

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I'd sit and watch the sky turn in and out of itself whilst singing a lullably on a lyre and watching reruns of Hawaii Five-O.

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