How far would you ethically go for a free copy of Doom3 + l33t computer?

[Naked Snake]

Well?

[11:01] <BBG> ROFL
[11:02] <BBG> I just thought of the greatest poll question EVAR
[11:03] <BBG> "Would you let John Carmack fuck you and in return, he'd give you a computer made to run Doom 3 really fast and a free copy of Doom 3?"
[11:05] <Arno[NL]> heh
[11:05] <Arno[NL]> Make it an open question
[11:05] <Arno[NL]> "How far would you ethically go for a free copy of Doom3 + l33t computer?"
[11:06] <Arno[NL]> see what people come up with :)

[Arno]

Having sex with Carmack is out of the question, but I would lick his Ferrari clean to obtain Doom3 before anyone else.

[Fredrik]

I'd kill my brother.

Hell, I'd even let him live if I really got the computer with it!

[Fletcher`]

...Bite my tail off then give it to Carmack as a trade.

[Silverwyvern]

I'd chop off my pinky finger with an axe via live webcam. Then sew it back on.

[auxois]

I'd perform a sex change upon myself. With a rusty hanger.

[Disorder]

After reading all this.. No thanks, I'll just wait :)

[SyntherAugustus]

good ol fashion robbery...

or sit on my lazy ass and sign up for some lame contest.

[Tyockell]

be like fuck you enless you give me a computer doom 3 and money I aint killing neone to many questions need to be coverd up and I'd be pissed if I had to ditch a gun.

[Ichor]

What?

[Naked Snake]

Tyockell said:

be like fuck you enless you give me a computer doom 3 and money I aint killing neone to many questions need to be coverd up and I'd be pissed if I had to ditch a gun.

Christ, that's almost as incoherent as username :-P

[Rellik]

I'd give him $1000.

[Linguica]

ravage said:

...Bite my tail off then give it to Carmack as a trade.

you dont have a goddamn tail

[Silverwyvern]

Linguica said:

you dont have a goddamn tail

Maybe he's wearing a fancy tux. There's TWO tails there. Twoooo.

Thats enough doom 3 for you and a friend ;)

[Grogglogobofink]

i'd do nothing.

[toxicfluff]

I'd sell my mother as a sex slave.

[Goat]

course ravage has a tail. a fox without a tail is like a goat without horns, it just aint natural

[SmellyOgre]

Goat said:

course ravage has a tail. a fox without a tail is like a goat without horns, it just aint natural

This isnt natural

[Goat]

well some goats ARE born hornless, due to genetic mutations so ive heard. i duno whats up with his other problem, maybe castrated?

[NightmareZer0]

I'd slash his throut with my claws and take the damn doom and the computer and throw his body into the river.

[mewse]

i'd put up with you idiots for half a decade.. oh wait

[Afterglow]

Never post again.

[DooMBoy]

I'd sit and watch the sky turn in and out of itself whilst singing a lullably on a lyre and watching reruns of Hawaii Five-O.

[Amaster]

I'd dance with the devil by the pale moonlight.

[Naked Snake]

Ugh, lack of foresight made me create this thread >_<