SyntherAugustus Posted July 30, 2003 Since there are so many lame show ideas it's time to post a show idea! Title: American Rappers Channel: FOX Description: It's the same thing as American Idol/Juniors only with the return of Simon and add a whole bunch of meanass judges and you'll see lots of wannabe rappers FAIL IT! Length per show: 1 hour Title: The REAL west wing Channel: NBC Description: President Bush exposed in all of his dark plans and future for a whole bunch of wars. Also, lots of scenes of pure stupidity. Length per show: 1/2 hour (Note: Your shows ideas can be a joke, just like that one). 0 Share this post Link to post
Chopkinsca Posted July 30, 2003 title: Doom Channel: NBC Description: In an attempt to create the feel of a sole marine going against thousands of monsters, a group of marines talking about their daily problems and sometimes shooting the occasional rat, is created. Length per show: one hour, although you would get bored after the intro. 0 Share this post Link to post
Disorder Posted July 30, 2003 Title: The running man Channel: Fox Description: Seen the movie? This time it's real. The world's biggest scum will run for the grand prize while they battle our mean fighting bosses. Failure is not an option. Failure means death. Length of the show: 24/7 online through hundreds of selectable webcams. 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted July 30, 2003 Title: When People Say Heh Channel: Fox (of course) Description: A bunch of stoners and people with too much time on their hands sit around and say "Heh!" a lot. Length Per Show: Half hour 0 Share this post Link to post
Fredrik Posted July 30, 2003 DooMBoy said:Title: When People Say Heh Channel: Fox (of course) Description: A bunch of stoners and people with too much time on their hands sit around and say "Heh!" a lot. Length Per Show: Half hour You mean like IRC, only without 'Internet Relay' in it? 0 Share this post Link to post
Ichor Posted July 30, 2003 Title - SETI Channel - UPN Description - A reality show based in a space signal listening facility Length - One hour 0 Share this post Link to post
DooMBoy Posted July 30, 2003 Fredrik said:You mean like IRC, only without 'Internet Relay' in it? Heh, pretty much I guess :) 0 Share this post Link to post
Epyo Posted July 30, 2003 American Idol A show where thousands of people go on stage and perform, and 3 critics critique them. The winner gets a free record deal. hour long shows. 0 Share this post Link to post
Remilia Scarlet Posted July 30, 2003 Name: Battlefield Earth The Series 0 Share this post Link to post
Lüt Posted July 30, 2003 Ichor said:Title - SETI Channel - UPN Description - A reality show based in a space signal listening facilityDidn't they close down years ago? Or was it just that they were cut off from government funding. 0 Share this post Link to post
Coopersville Posted July 30, 2003 Title: HBW (Hardcore Backyard Wrestling) Channel: PBS Description: A bunch on skinny WWE fanboys fight in their backyards until their mothers break them up/someone does a moonsault wrong and is paralyzed from the neck down Length per show: One hour 0 Share this post Link to post
geekmarine Posted July 30, 2003 Title: The David Bowie Show Channel: MTV Description: David Bowie's life, on television. Various episodes include David Bowie in the waiting room at the dentist's office, David Bowie standing in line at the grocery store, etc. Length: Anywhere from 30 min. to 3 hours, depending on how long it takes David Bowie to accomplish his chores. 0 Share this post Link to post
Bloodshedder Posted July 31, 2003 Lüt said:Didn't they close down years ago? Or was it just that they were cut off from government funding. SETI@Home is still up and running. Even though they don't have access to the radio telescope for months at a time, they still have a backlog of tapes with audio that needs to be analyzed. 0 Share this post Link to post
Liam Posted July 31, 2003 Coopersville said:Title: HBW (Hardcore Backyard Wrestling) Channel: PBS Description: A bunch on skinny WWE fanboys fight in their backyards until their mothers break them up/someone does a moonsault wrong and is paralyzed from the neck down Length per show: One hour bland? hell, i'd watch it. 0 Share this post Link to post
DarkWolf Posted July 31, 2003 Title: I love the 1880's Channel: VH1 Description: Modern day celebrities talk about a time in which they did not live. Dead people from the era roll in their graves. Time: 10 hour-long shows repeated for the rest of your life. 0 Share this post Link to post
Xaser Posted July 31, 2003 Title: The Xaser Show Channel: The Xaser Channel Description: A show about some guy who does nothing but Play Doom and do Doom Related Stuff. It is like a camera following this guy constantly throughout his whole life, and shows everything he does, from Play doom to Sleep and everything in between. Time: 15,257,947,096,720 hours long, and when it is over, your head blows up. Title: The Emergency Broadcast Show Channel: Every channel in the world, starting tomorrow. Description: Shows a screen that consists of rainbow colored bars, and plays an annoying beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep noise throughout the whole show. Time: Episodes are only 2 seconds long, but the same one is repeated over and over again for the rest of your life. 0 Share this post Link to post
Dingus Khan Posted July 31, 2003 Well there's this alien space ship and this kid, this kid he, he rides in it and yeah they go real fast and ZOOOOM and he really likes it and it's so fun and coool and great and the alien's all like "you cant ride this ship anymore" and the kid's like NO but WHY???? and the alien doesnt listen he just kicks the kid out and he's so sad then the alien comes back though because he was his friend so they fly around again and it's real fun. Length: It never ends because it's so funny and great and cool and cool. Channels: ALLLLLL LOLZORZ!!!! :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):) 0 Share this post Link to post
Ralphis Posted July 31, 2003 Xaser said:15,257,947,096,720 hours long, and when it is over, your head blows up. After I read that line I started laughing continuously for a few minutes. Why? Who knows. I'm going to bed since I've been up quite a long time now and I'm becoming delirious. Thank You. 0 Share this post Link to post
deathz0r Posted July 31, 2003 Title: The Ralph Vickers Show Channel: uhh.. whatever Description: In each episode, Ralph continously mentions how awesome he is, how cool Megaman is, and how his girlfriend plays Doom. Sometimes Ralph mentions stuff that never saw the light, such as Doomkart, dc-xtra and Doom Platnium. He also tells about his secret confessions with Kazaa and horse porn. Next week will be the Ralph Vickers Show Special #92, where he whines at someone for no reason and declares that he'll never touch Doom ever again, yet we all know what happens next episode. Watched by 50 million pre-pubelescent Counterstrike owners worldwide, the Ralph Vickers Show will captivate your heart, and teach you the ancient art of 1337ness. Running time: Varies, wholly depending on his AIM uptime. 0 Share this post Link to post
Grogglogobofink Posted July 31, 2003 Title: Paradise Hotel Channel: FOX Description: Follow a group of eleven single men and women who are given the opportunity of a lifetime -- to live together in the most exclusive resort ever created. But paradise doesn't last forever… Each week, one hotel guest will be eliminated to make room for someone new. wait, that show already exists? damn 0 Share this post Link to post
Naked Snake Posted July 31, 2003 Title :Postal, the Animated Series Channel : HBO (of course) Description : Follow the Postal Dude as he goes about his chores every day, like getting milk or treating a pesky STD. Also watch as he randomly kills people with his partner, Super Gimp, as they rampage through Paradise, Arizona. This show is certainly not for the kiddies, as there is no censorship. Laugh as the Postal Dude SWEARS! OMG HE SWEARS! Recoil in horror as Super Gimp has sex with rednecks! Boo the evil villian, "The Bitch", Postal Dude's evil wife! Coming to you soon on HBO! Running Time : Too lo...er...one hour 0 Share this post Link to post
Chopkinsca Posted July 31, 2003 I don't know, but would any of you guys watch a documentary on the doomworld forums? 0 Share this post Link to post
spank Posted July 31, 2003 BlackFish: "The Real West Wing" exists, watch "That's My Bush" on Comedy Central. 0 Share this post Link to post
SyntherAugustus Posted July 31, 2003 I thought that show was cancelled? 0 Share this post Link to post
Xaser Posted July 31, 2003 BBG said:Title :Postal, the Animated Series Channel : HBO (of course) Description : Follow the Postal Dude as he goes about his chores every day, like getting milk or treating a pesky STD. Also watch as he randomly kills people with his partner, Super Gimp, as they rampage through Paradise, Arizona. This show is certainly not for the kiddies, as there is no censorship. Laugh as the Postal Dude SWEARS! OMG HE SWEARS! Recoil in horror as Super Gimp has sex with rednecks! Boo the evil villian, "The Bitch", Postal Dude's evil wife! Coming to you soon on HBO! Running Time : Too lo...er...one hour Heh. I'd watch that, mainly because of the gore. Yeah, i'm weird. 0 Share this post Link to post
Ralphis Posted August 4, 2003 BlackFish said:I thought that show was cancelled? Probably because it sucked ass. 0 Share this post Link to post
Electro Posted August 4, 2003 Gimp? You mean the Gimp off the great POTI comics? (Planet Of The Imps) btw is the latest issue still around 255? 0 Share this post Link to post
pritch Posted August 4, 2003 Celebrity Doom The Weakest Link. Who can no longer shoot his wad? Who's scripting is no longer in the script? How ugly and worthless are Ann Robinson and her gay phrases? How OLD has this shitty show become? It's time to vote off... THE WEAKEST LINK. "Linguica, why Mordeth?" "Because he, uh, got a few questions wrong, didn't finish his TC and uh, yeah, never did like him anyway so whatever." "Ichor, why Mordeth?" "Because I couldn't vote for myself!!!" "Well, that's a GAY answer but anyway, Mordeth wasn't the worst player, was he Cyb? "Heh?" "Do you know who was?" "Loller! Me! olololol. Skates." "Yes, that's right, statistically CYB was the worst player, answering -1 of his questions correctly. But it's votes that count, and with 4 of them Gaston "Mordeth" Lahaut, YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, GOODBYE!" *walks off stage "I feel very disappointed. I wanted that money to pay myself for making Mordeth TC. I hope that bastard Stine gets voted off next. The bastard." "Join us again for another gay special of The Weakest Link, goodbye" 0 Share this post Link to post