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So my brother just woke me up at 6am to let him into the house after he locked himself out. Here's the dream I was having at the time:

I was on a TV gameshow that was filmed more like a gritty documentary, it was called "JesusBootsHiRes.Avi". On it myself and others compete to win the Jesus Boots. Jesus Boots was actually not a pair of boots but rather freedom to kill oneself and go be with Jesus. So I'm competing with this other guy who is really intent on winning. Why is he so intent on winning? Because he's actually a previous winner who was unsuccessful in his suicide attempt. So now we're playing the game. We're playing with these big "empty video store rental dvd case" type objects, laying them down. Once you've made your move you had to yell "Jesus Boots!". I had just made a winning move and yelled "Yeah!"...... "aw shit!". So because I didn't yell "Jesus boots!" I lost. I look across the table and my opponent is already gleefully spraying lighterfluid on himself. Then I woke up.

I woulda posted this on the other forum but it still seems to be down. *twitches like a crackhead* H-h-h-hey Joel, hook a mutha fucka up would ya? :p

Any other wierd dreamers?

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ROFL! Thats about one of the funniest dreams I've heard about. I cracked at the 'and yelled "Yeah!"...... "aw shit!" part.

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Trasher][ said:
Try not to eat cheese before going to bed, I hear that helps...


Hmm... I should eat cheese before going to bed more often. I love having really weird dreams. What's the point of having a dream if it's too realistic and no fun at all? It's like video games. It needs a surreal element to be enjoyable.

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I always have strange dreams... sometimes things happen that I think about during the day and say to myself "I actually dreamed about that?"
I have long dreams that often change scene without me noticing... I love to dream, it is like living a life where I actually am enjoying myself. I get a weird feeling thinking about dreams, almost like another life that I miss.
I have trouble sleeping, mostly because of depression I guess. The times when I wake up during the night, but am tired enough to be half-asleep are the most strange. Often having things that are real seem so different. Much like the time on my VCR seeming like a health bar in one of my dreams.

I also had a dream that was sort of a horror dream, then later when playing doom 2, found that a level was like my dream.

I personally like a small part of a recent dream I had...
"Walking down a street, there is a mother, daughter, and dog sitting down on the edge of the street. The dog strays to the other side of the street. With a feeling of care, the mother goes across to get the dog, so a car does not hit it. Also, the mother looks back to make sure the daughter is safe. The strange thing about the dog is that it has very long hair/fur, like a mop dog. And the fact the fur was a dull red/pink, seemed odd. But it seemed like the natural colour of the dog. I walk by the family, and then look back. The daughter and the dog are in the middle of the road, with the mother on the side. Then a car comes by, and runs the dog over, it makes a whining noise (in my dream, was explained as ‘the air getting pressed out of the dog). The dog is now completely flat, and the daughter then says “oh no!” and I keep on walking and never look back.”
The colour of the dog made it weird, nothing else. And the “oh no” also...

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I wouldn't have remembered it at all if my brother hadn't scared the livin shit out of me when he woke me up. My dreams are pretty much all like this but I've just stopped remembering them.

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I sometimes experience future coversations with friends and family in my dreams but don't remember them, until that conversation happens again.

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I -would- tell you about some more interesting dreams, if not for the fact several of them are of an, err, questionable nature XD...

But, once I dreamt the aliens from, well, Alien were going around, eating people, and one person hid in an old refridgerator. It didn't work. And then *edited for content*. Weird o_O;.

Another time, I dreamt I was sitting outside in the backyard in the dark... the odd thing is, in dream, I can 'feel' things... the drass, concrete... it felt real... then I woke up.

I dreamt once I was tired of walking, so I somehow changed shape into a wolf. This was well and good, running along streets and yards. However, two people with guns decided to try to kill me. So, I evade the bastards awhile, got fed up with it, and attacked one. Squashed his head like a literal watermelon... and ripped apart the other. Then, I went back to my contented frolicking ^-^.

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No XD lesbians. Really. My subconcious throws in random lesbians for no reason o_o;. Oh well.

Even if it -was- aliens, it wouldn't be as disturbing as impse =P.

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Zaldron said:

OH JOEL WHERE ART THOU?!!1111111

...and where the hell are you with my boss sprites? You might as well enjoy the downtime cause this is all you'll be getting during the uptime.

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Ultraviolet said:

OMG ALIENSEX!!!

Basically what it's like when a facehugger gets you.

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Facehugger: *hump, hump, hump* .... what?

Interesting idea there =P... it's really not enjoyable for any party involved, being the 'hugger' dies, and so does the host eventually. Kinda like some spiders... but, at least the hugger doesn't get eaten XD.

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Oh well, I can get that on like, heh, uh, anywhere else on the internet.

Apparently Britney Spears has now agreed to do like, nude stuff. Fanboys everywhere will be rejoicing. Teh intrawebnette will be crowded with bootlegs and even more stuff-posing-as-bootlegs.

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Look at your silly little porn stash, for I will retrieve my boyfriend from the depths of England, and molest him evilly once again!

... I like dreams about him, best =3. Not saying anything, else n.-.

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Ultraviolet said:

Apparently Britney Spears has now agreed to do like, nude stuff. Fanboys everywhere will be rejoicing. Teh intrawebnette will be crowded with bootlegs and even more stuff-posing-as-bootlegs.

I got news for you. Those are fake and she's a he.

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ravage said:

I got news for you. Those are fake and she's a he.

Well, this was actually news on MSN... she agreed to have a topless photograph on the cover of Elle magazine. Or something like that.

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geekmarine said:

Hmm... I should eat cheese before going to bed more often. I love having really weird dreams. What's the point of having a dream if it's too realistic and no fun at all?

I like them when they're realistic, fun and involve me and a roomful of nymphomaniacal 17-year-old supermodels...



...whaaaaaaat?

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Ugh, last night was intense. I had this dream that I had become a celebrity in a nearby galaxy, whom Earth had just made contact with and as part of a cultural exchange program I went over there and read "The Hobbit" to the people of the other galaxy. Why they couldn't just read it themselves, I don't know.

Then, I had another dream, where the aliens from "The Simpsons" had come to take over Earth. They had a large invasion force, and to demonstrate their superiority, they smashed every skyscraper in every major city, so that every city became a big open field surrounded by houses. Then, they ordered us to smash all of our computers, because humanity had become so dependent on computer that they decided we would be helpless without them. It was funny, because our family van was full of computers, and I had to smash all of them before the aliens would let us leave. It was actually fun. Having smashed all of them, including an Atari and an old VCR, we left town, but an alien chaperone had to come with us. It was at this point that the alien had decided to eat my dad, who turned out to be Homer Simpson. However, the aliens weren't allowed to harm humans, because humanity had surrendered, and so he couldn't eat him with all of us in the car. However, on the way, he kept tasting him, which was weird, because he had a parasite for a tongue who kept saying how delicious he was, and the parasite had a parasite of it's own for a tongue, who agreed. Finally, the alien took Homer into an old abandoned building and Lisa and I (yes, I was Bart) ran in to save him. We got to where the alien was, on a high up floor. Then, we convinced him that he was sick, and we made him keep making different noises to find out for sure. He dropped Homer, and while he was distracted by this, Homer ran up behind him and knocked him out a window, throwing a net after him so that he would be trapped in the net, but it was pointless because of how high up we were. Whoa, that was crazy.

BTW, I care not to hear about lesbian alien facehugger sex, that's just gross.

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Hmm, I just had a good one. Most of it has faded from memory though.

I was in a HUGE city map with Nick Baker. It was mostly populated by chaingunners. In order to get the exit to open, we had to get the Spider Mastermind and cyberdemon (positioned on opposite sides of the map) to fight each other. The SM could fly btw, and fired the same shots as heretic's disciples. To get them to fight, we had to jump through several windows throughout the buildings in the map in order to get their attention. After dying and respawning several times, we finally got them to kill each other and the exit became available. Now there was one last problem. The exit was guarded by a mancubus. Somehow, I knew that there was a dehacked patch involved that would cause the manc to spawn a demon when it died. I dont remember what happened after that.

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last night... I dreamt that I bought a gigantic bag of crack from a chinese market thing and suddenly police were against me so I rode a dog with my friend into the forest where hopefully they wouldn't find me then he wanted to listen to my cd player but I wouldn't let him since I assumed he would think my music sucked.

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