Lyrics

[Aseph]

This has most likely been done before, but I haven't seen it around for awhile so why not. Post rock or rap lyrics you've written in this thread. Oh, and could we please keep bashing other people's lyrics to a minimum?

EDIT: Well, I noticed there IS a lyrics thread just a little ways down the list. Whoops.

[Fletcher`]

There are pyramids in my head
There's one underneath my bed
And my lady's getting cranky
Every possible location
Has a simple explanation
And it isn't hanky-panky

I had read
Somewhere in a book, they improve all your food and your wine
It said, that everything you grow in your garden would taste pretty fine
Instead, all I ever get is a pain in the neck and a
Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap

I've consulted all the sages
I could find in the yellow pages
But there aren't many of them
And the myan panoramas
On my pyramid pajamas
Haven't helped my little problem

I've been told
Someone in the know can be sure that his luck is as
Good as gold, money in the bank and you don't even pay for it
If you fold, a dollar bill in the shape of the pyramid that's printed on the back

It's no lie
You can keep the edge of a razor as sharp as an
Eagle's eye, you can grow a hedge that is vertically straight over
Ten feet high, all you really need is a pyramid and just a little luck
I had read, somewhere in a book, they improve all your food and wine
I'd been told, someone in the know can be sure of his good luck

It's no lie, all you need is a little bit of pyramidic help

Lead Vocals: Jack Harris
(c)The Alan Parsons Project (Album: Pyramid)
Obvously it describes my life perfectly.
And their best album is The Best of Alan Parsons Project (volume I)

Edit: Sing365 really should work on revisions.

[spank]

Aseph said:

Oh, and could we please keep bashing other people's lyrics to a minimum?

WHATEVER. Those are burlesque anyway. I think most grindcore is.

[Psyonisis]

Linkin Park lyrics generator! Refresh to get another hit!

http://raditts.com/pet/linkin.php

[spank]

"Grraghhhll! WOUNDS IN MY EEEEEEYES!!!"
"MY PANTS ARE LIKE MY SOUL THEY ARE DARK"

Pure genius.

Devin Townsend - Canada (gotten straight from his website):

The road,
It's home,
At least for now, the rivers low

Wake me, please wake me,
It's cold and warm on the prairie freeway

All the time I needed your approval to be me
All that time spent waiting for the jury duty...
More than ever I needed Mora
More than Mora means...
Be whatever you must be to get by

It's oil, It's wheat, It's soil, It's meat
It's beef!

The road, it's home, the mountain high, river low...
Wake me, please wake me,
When it's my turn to drive
Only the lonely (and maybe John Denver) know the Canadian freeway.

- I don't really get it, but it's beautiful, and the song makes it even more effective.

[Epyo]

Wow ravage and spank have written lyrics for music stars!! OMG sweet!!!!

[Fletcher`]

I should have put up 'Damned if I do' instead.

[Psyonisis]

Devin Townsend is the greatest guy ever.

[Lord FlatHead]

Psyonisis said:

Devin Townsend is the greatest guy ever.

I can confirm that. Full streaming Strapping Young Lad concert in Sweden !

[spank]

I LOVE YOU FLATHEAD.

Edit: oh. That wasn't the point of the thread!

[Lord FlatHead]

Now if you can tell me how to rip the streaming video to my HD, I'll love you too. (I've tried both ASFRecorder and Streambox VCR, both without success. Streambox kinda worked but downloaded the 150MB file at like 3 K/sec so that's not much help right now).

[Psyonisis]

I LOVE YOU TOO FLATHEAD

[Sharessa]

I think he meant lyrics written by you. And by you I mean us. And by us I mean the posters. And by the posters, I dont mean that paper all over your walls. And by that paper all over your walls I don't mean all that used, wet TP you tossed up there after wiping your ass, you sick fuck.

[Tobester]

here I sit
same as ever
took a dump
pulled the lever
the toilet clogged
the water flowed
look out world
its a motherload

or how about real lyrics

[06:27] <tobester> frad sing metallica
[06:27] <frad> "When a Man Lies He Murders Some Part of the World. These Are the Pale Deaths Which Men Miscall Their Lives. All this I Cannot Bear to Witness Any Longer. Cannot the Kingdom of Salvation Take Me Home?"

[fraggle]

tried to ride the rainbow
tried to run free
tried to tame the unicorn
tried to believe

but chicks
chicks just get in the way
chicks just get in the way
i'm not afraid
but chicks just get in the way

i really wanna know you
your eyes are like my dad's
we'll keep this just between us
a friend from end to end

but chicks
chicks just get in the way
chicks just get in the way
i'm not gay
but chicks just get in the way

you could shave my moustache
i could shave your ass
you could get to know me
and touch a little class

but chicks
chicks just get in the way
chicks just get in the way
yeah i know
chicks just get in the way
i'm not ashamed