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Sibling rivalry

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I'm about to kill my sister, 13 year old brat.

She's been agitating my little brother (8), and I've tried everythiung nit he book save beating her to a bloody pulp. None of it's worked. She doesn't talk. At all. No, she YELLS. She ALWAYS starts arguments. And unless someone's gushing blood everywhere, my parents think she's this little angel. Someone help me on this, What remains of my sanity drifts away slowly each day, and this happens EVERY SINGLE FUCKING day!

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Gee, sounds like me. There is one trick that works to keep your sanity. Do what Hawkeye does. :)

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Take her by the head of the hair, bitch slap her, and tell her that if she doesn't shut up, and soon, you will take a spoon and remove her livelihood. :P
Hey, it just might work.

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Easiest thing is to do this :

1) Take her most favorite thing in the whole world

2) Hold it hostage and threaten to utterly destroy it and claim you don't give a shit what your parents do "that's how pissed I am"

3) If she doesn't comply, do some torture to said item

4) When she complies, don't give the item back for a while

5) Return item, unharmed (for the most part)

6) Tell her that you didn't want to do that and that you love her

7) Give her a hug

8) Clutch tightly and throw her ass on the ground and beat the hell out of her I mean treat her better and stuff...

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pull out a glock and cap her ass whoops looks i fell into a trend.. ^_^

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humor

seriously, growing a pair and half a brain would be a good first step

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Liam the Bard said:

humor

seriously, growing a pair and half a brain would be a good first step


...whatever dude...

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Liam the Bard said:

seriously, growing a pair and half a brain would be a good first step

A pair of what? Testicles? Breasts? Left feet? Or do you mean two and a half brains?

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BBG said:

Easiest thing is to do this :

1) Take her most favorite thing in the whole world

2) Hold it hostage and threaten to utterly destroy it and claim you don't give a shit what your parents do "that's how pissed I am"

3) If she doesn't comply, do some torture to said item

4) When she complies, don't give the item back for a while

5) Return item, unharmed (for the most part)

6) Tell her that you didn't want to do that and that you love her

7) Give her a hug

8) Clutch tightly and throw her ass on the ground and beat the hell out of her I mean treat her better and stuff...

I tried msot of those, and I'm tryin to refrain from hurting her. (Beleive me, it's FUCKING HARD)

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Remember kids; duct tape solves everything.

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ravage said:

Gee, sounds like me. There is one trick that works to keep your sanity. Do what Hawkeye does. :)

Get drunk and chase nurses while making witty remarks?

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the_Danarchist said:

Get drunk and chase nurses while making witty remarks?

That, and practical jokes when the need arises.

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Find a way to get her in more trouble than she can possibly imagine. Nothing like making sure parents know their kids aren't little angels (because any kid who is would be an uber-geek anyway).

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engineer said:

Videotape her being a jackass and then show it to your parents.

Better yet use a dictaphone, 'cos you can hide it far more easily.

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NiGHTMARE said:

Better yet use a dictaphone, 'cos you can hide it far more easily.

Use a dictaphone? I use my finger.

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So rape her. Hey, it gets you away from 'er. And if she doesn't get you arrested, then she probably won't bother you anymore. Unless she likes it. In which case you're REALLY screwed. Literally. Muwahaha.

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auxois said:

So rape her. Hey, it gets you away from 'er. And if she doesn't get you arrested, then she probably won't bother you anymore. Unless she likes it. In which case you're REALLY screwed. Literally. Muwahaha.


lmao

"Family get-togehters seem uncofartable when a bother and sister have sex." (from the man show)

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Python_Junkie said:

Thankfully I don't have this problem since:

1) I'm the younger of 2

2) My older sister and I live far about now (ahhh, the perks of college ;) )


omg I have teh same situation. (almost)

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