SA: Teen Forums - our children are our future

[Nanami]

We should kill everyone under 18 and start over.

EDIT: "Should I get detention on purpose and make a move?" <=-God, they're total morons.

[geekmarine]

Nanami said:

We should kill everyone under 18 and start over.

Hey, I like that plan. It reminds me of "Jeopardy 1999" on SNL.
"Legalized in 1983, this eased overpopulation."
"What is baby killing?"

[pritch]

Cecillia said:

"anul secks"

... Kay. We've officially hit near the rock bottom intelligence quota of the internet. Anyone want to get some industrial strength RAID and flush out these bottom-dwellers =3?

Unfortunately 90% of the western world's population is that retarded, and at present only 1% of those have managed to work out how to use the internet (they still cannot spell 'you' however).

If more figure out the internet I may have to go postal.

[Fredrik]

Nanami said:

We should kill everyone under 18 and start over.

Humph.

[Nanami]

Fredrik said:

Humph.

Sorry Fred, you're right.

...We should kill EVERYONE.

[Job]

geekmarine said:

Hey, I like that plan. It reminds me of "Jeopardy 1999" on SNL.
"Legalized in 1983, this eased overpopulation."
"What is baby killing?"

"Robin Williams, you must be legally retarded."

[Manc]

pritch said:

Unfortunately 90% of the western world's population is that retarded, and at present only 1% of those have managed to work out how to use the internet (they still cannot spell 'you' however).

If more figure out the internet I may have to go postal.

Only too true... I found these to be quite disturbing, and didn't even read the last page. Like Julian said this shows a much larger problem about the lack of education to teens, but that only applies to about half the posts. The other half is either some really sick fucks or they're making retarded/lying/joke posts (they as in the user advertised not SA).

[Python_Junkie]

geekmarine said:

Maybe we'll get lucky and a doomsday asteroid will obliterate us all before these people have a chance to have any real impact on the universe.

Either that, or just make a new international IQ test, and those that fail have to wear signs around their necks that read "I'm a stupid person". Anybody wearing those signs can be refused service anywhere and everywhere in the world, thus gradually decimating the stupid world population.

[pritch]

Mancubus II said:

I hope you're not excluding other countries around the world.

I never exclude, I despise everyone :P

[Janderson]

OMG, What a bunch of morons!

'We started j/o and started talking about j/o...etc.'
I don't do that... <coughs to break guilty silence>
/me runs away

[Kid Airbag]

Python_Junkie said:

Either that, or just make a new international IQ test, and those that fail have to wear signs around their necks that read "I'm a stupid person". Anybody wearing those signs can be refused service anywhere and everywhere in the world, thus gradually decimating the stupid world population.

But then the people with signs would be forced to only have sex with each other and then they'd breed and a whole new race of ultra-retards would be formed :/

[Job]

pritch said:

I never exclude, I despise everyone :P

I love you too. ;P

[Use]

The internet really does make you stupid...well at least these people.

[Vile]

Indeed so, but it's a good thing there are places on the internet where intelligent conversation takes place. I'm sure everyone has heard the special olympics analogy, but people can argue endlessly on the internet without embarrassment or guilt as long as they have fun doing it, and that's how the world of anons goes. People can act like fools without the social consequences that the real world usually serves up readily in your grade school days (been there and I'm glad it's over). Unfortunately, that also means people aren't as careful about what they say... and we get to hear about the darkest desires of underdeveloped minds..

EDIT: I don't think I went anywhere with that, hehe. In summation, good and bad shit happens, but on the internet, less regret is involved. :)

[insertwackynamehere]

Psyonisis said:

There should be a law prohibiting children from accessing the internet, under penalty of death.

Hey, I'm not as screwed up as them.

[Ichor]

I wonder... How stupid would you have to be to get banned from those forums?

[jute]

BBG said:

Sadly, I've seen the site that the last two were posted on -_-

then maybe you can fill me in here. what the hell kind of forums are these things from?

[Python_Junkie]

Archvile46 said:

But then the people with signs would be forced to only have sex with each other and then they'd breed and a whole new race of ultra-retards would be formed :/

But...who says they'd live long enough after all of this denial of service TO fuck? ;)

Ichor: I don't know...just look at me; I was banned once, yet I just won't die.

[Naked Snake]

pregnant with worms said:

then maybe you can fill me in here. what the hell kind of forums are these things from?

It's pretty much a site where people can go to ask for advice about sex and all that, it has a kid's section (not porn or anything, just kids asking for help / telling their feelings and stories, etc.). I haven't been there for a long time, like, at least 4 years.

[Fletcher`]

the_Danarchist said:

Walmart shoppers in the making.

Not all walmart shoppers are freaks. Well, bad freaks anyway. :P I shop there every once in a while. (read: once a couple months) :P

Nanami said:

We should kill everyone under 18 and start over.

Can I be your first victim? I'm only 17. :)

[Ralphis]

Usually I attempt to reply with some witty or clever post, but I don't even think I have to this time.

[Nanami]

pregnant with worms said:

then maybe you can fill me in here. what the hell kind of forums are these things from?

Every one but this one, and even that has exceptions.

[Vile]

<stx-Vile> hey, remember that SA link from yesterday
<stx-Vile> * celsius-z wants to know if a girl can get pregnant if she swallows.... ?
<stx-Vile> nice addition
<stx-Vile> <anguissette> celsius-z: babies come from the cervix not from the stomache
<stx-Vile> <celsius-z> well, why does the stomach inflate?
<stx-Vile> ahah
<stx-Vile> good argument, kid
<stx-wombat> haha
<stx-Vile> <sekrut> how old?
<stx-Vile> <celsius-z> 13
<stx-Vile> <celsius-z> noone has sex in my school
<stx-Vile> <Heero_Yaoi> :P
<stx-Vile> <sekrut> not in the school, no
<stx-Vile> and terribly.. naive

Thought that was a funny addition, this was asked in an anime channel with over 900 users. Goes to show you get a lot more mileage out of the courage to ask strange and embarrassing questions on the net.

[Sharessa]

I've asked some strange and possibly stupid sex questions before, but that was usually just because only a female could give me the right answer. :P

[læmænt]

Well, where is the clit?

[Sharessa]

lament said:

Well, where is the clit?

In her throat.

[læmænt]

"her"? It has to be a woman?

[IMJack]

Anyone remember Mynx on PlanetQuake? The one id created the Q3A character for?

[Draconio]

Well, I remember the Q3A character, but I didn't know she was made for any actual player.

[Job]

the_Danarchist said:

In her throat.

No, it's in her belly button.