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Sephiroth

i'm going to offend you

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well i am webmaster for an organization in this area. I will alo be FTP master. however here is the comedy, which this is all about.

a woman who has been in the group recently left. Why? well three very comic reasons. 1 was this is a herpotolgical group (reptiles and amphibians) and our logo contained a snake. she was offended by this. I must mention she is a hardline catholic. She protested the snake being part of the logo. another reason was that a number of us are biology or related researchers. so the how biology section was taboo to her. she protested it being part of the meeting and sudgessted we also have prayer too. well finaly, and most comicly, was my appointment to webmaster and FTP master. while this wouldnt be an issue, the choice of server software was. freeBSD is gonna be running the server and she was offened by the demon guy. She demanded i remove it from a sample website, which had the "uses freeBSD" banner. so i did the next best thing. i made it bigger and added it every little page. she had been causeing many issues for the group and she left. we told her NOT to come back. so yes the BSD guy is offensive, ha. i should have used viagra popups too

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zeeesh, talk about religous overkill there. And she was offenede by a little dveil guy in a bsd banner? XD thats truely sad, as is the rest.

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She must hate American history too since the first politcal cartoon in the US (or rather, before it was the US) was of fragmented snake...

What's she gonna do? What's her deal with snakes and reptiles? She'd be in hell if she came to my mom's house (FULL of reptiles).

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Okay, so what the fuck is she doing in an organization devoted to reptiles and amphibians if she is offended by snakes and biology? SOme people are first class retards, I swear.

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Don't make me whip out my old version of Genesis now. I'm pretty sure I have it saved in a text file from about four years ago.

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I find humanity in general offenseive. No offense y'all. :)

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I find many profane words in this thread to have been offensive and I demand you remove them or I am leaving ____world. FOREVER.

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Is it just me, or dose Sephiroth seem to be around fundies a lot? It seems around every two weeks we hear about Sephiroths’ latest adventures with some hard-line religious nut. I’m not complaining, (it always a laugh to hear Johnny-Mormon winging) but you do seem to meet a lot of them…

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darknation said:

I find the term retard offensive, retard.

Pardon me...mentally handicapped individuals. *seethes*
*changed accordingly*

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Ct_red_pants said:

Is it just me, or dose Sephiroth seem to be around fundies a lot? It seems around every two weeks we hear about Sephiroths’ latest adventures with some hard-line religious nut. I’m not complaining, (it always a laugh to hear Johnny-Mormon winging) but you do seem to meet a lot of them…


there are a lot of religous nuts/homeless assholes/freaks/unsociable shitheads around this part of ohio

god damn it

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Lock the bitch up in a reptile house at the zoo, with cute little prayers tatooed on each snake, and "alleyluya chorus" blaring from the speakers while big plasma screens depict little devil dudes whipping her holy ass.

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meh fuck religion reptiles are reptiles there just another group of animals and they have been here a hell of a lot longer then we have.

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Why did she even get into science if she was religious? XD, the reasoning behind some people's actions are just impenetrable at times XD

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People interpret beliefs differently, but clearly there that select few who wish to walk through the world blind to other people beliefs and intrests.. In a way people to impress their own beliefs onto other people are being selfish.
I believe all reglions that cause no harm to man or nature have their place. Im a evolutionist, we came from the trees imo, but I would never impress that on anyone, since they are MY beliefs and MINE alone.

I know, I live in the bible belt of America. The one place being different and having a open mind will get you run over by the 3 foot jacked up ford duely that the local pastor drives.

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Makes a splendid wad.

Help fight the wave of attacking trees before they evolve into their near identical counter part - the desert spoon weilding human!

;) im just kidding , dark fox.

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Job said:

I find religious zealots offensive.

I hate the religious dragoons too (inside joke).
Get a load of this comment posted by a guy (SC related but it's still funny! Basically, it's an accusation of a cheater... and now the guy tells what he saw in the "demo" [lmps are SC reps] that was suspicious. In SC you have a map and not a level, and you gotta explore it. You know what it looks like but not where your enemy is. Similar to Doom...)
"There was a disconnect but after watching the rep, I think he hacked He never scouts my start location. All his drops are so nicely coordinated without any scouting at all.. At 8:14 with shuttle he flies to my exp cliff, turn o­n his vision, he can\ t see that I have an exp there, and he even doesn\ t know my start location. At 11:45 without knowing that I have exp at 6:00 he drops 2 reavers there. At 13:55 he blows up his own reaver, what an idiot. Sorry, couldn\ t resist. At 14:35 he moves away his reavers without knowing that I was comming for them. At 15:15 he starts flying with shuttle from 3:00 natural to 3:00 main, but then changes his mind because of the goons waiting to intercept it. That would be ok if he could see those goons, but he couldn\ t, watch from his vision."

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Dark Fox said:

Im a evolutionist, we came from the trees imo, but I would never impress that on anyone, since they are MY beliefs and MINE alone.

You're the next Darwin, Einstein...

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fodders said:

The emblem of the medical profession is 2 serpents entwined, she doesn't visit hospitals neither?

oh yes, i heard her mention that too. she said it is too much pagan influence. ironicly chrisitanity, like many religions, is a mish-mash of other religions too. i mean all the older sections are mainly assimilated and adapted into the bible.

the medical symbol is greek if u didnt know. most scientific stuff has alot of greek or roman influnce

yes there are alot of religious zealots around here.
down the road there are quakers (no they dont play quake) and menonites, but they never give me or others any problems and they have some of the best damned food in the area. i get pissed at the veggies who bitch at them cause they own a slaughter house, but hey that meat is high class and safe compared to the BS u find in a supermarket.
u run into the hardliners more when you are non-american like me. infact a group gave my family our current legal and 'american' names. my birth name is 'kayzarr na-kett-sha'. my american name is scott

also we run this reptile group out of a musem so many of those people go there to bitch anyways.

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LeX said:

I hate the religious dragoons too (inside joke).

Starcraft reference, right? I always think of Protoss zealots when I hear that word.

*EDIT* Heh, I didn't read all of your post, but I knew right away. ;)

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Sephiroth said:

ironicly chrisitanity, like many religions, is a mish-mash of other religions too. i mean all the older sections are mainly assimilated and adapted into the bible.

1) Well, someone needs to ask her what the fuck is wrong with being Pagan anyway

2) No shit! Anybody with half a brain will tell you that the Christian Christmas is just a bastardized version of the Pagan Yule Festival. Need I also mention the discrepancy (sp) of Jesus' birth? The Bible mentions that he was born at the same time the lambs in the field were born. Who in his right mind would even THINK that a lamb would and could be born in Winter? Some say that Jesus was a Libra, though I highly doubt that for the same reason, lambs couldn't have been born during that time either.

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Python_Junkie said:

...be born in Winter?

i thought he was born in the spring, but then again i don't know shit.

Dark Fox
I know, I live in the bible belt of America. The one place being different and having a open mind will get you run over by the 3 foot jacked up ford duely that the local pastor drives.

that's when i get my team of mercinaries together and we act as vigilantes. and of course the town has to get a new pastor. :)

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Python_Junkie said:

Who in his right mind would even THINK that a lamb would and could be born in Winter?

In Israel? Why not?

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um dude, the mother isnt gonna delay her impending birth just because the season doesnt seem appropriate or non PC. Thus, they are born when they're due. Lol, overlooked.

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Python_Junkie said:

Who in his right mind would even THINK that a lamb would and could be born in Winter?

Well you see, when two sheep love each other very much..

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ironicly chrisitanity, like many religions, is a mish-mash of other religions too. i mean all the older sections are mainly assimilated and adapted into the bible.


Whee, let's get some examples up in this shiznit. (Actually, I agree a bit about the Old Testament. There are a lot of common threads [Greek, Mesopotamian, and Judeo-Christian all mention a flood], plus a few other things. But keep in mind that A) The Old Testament is Jewish and serves as the background for The New Testament, and B) The early stories of The Old Testament are not really meant to be taken literally. Anyway, don't make statements like that and not expect to have to back them up. At least when I'm around. ;) )

Heh, seein' old-school zealots like that makes me sad. Gives religion a bad name, and ain't good for the mind . . . at least they'll probably go to Heaven. Anyways, try not to get too pissed off at people like that, because just like racists, they're a product of their enviroment.

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